Konoha's Crazy Dave

night...

The sleeping Kakashi seemed to be chewing something in his mouth. He opened his eyes dimly...

..

"Hiss!!! Idiot Kakashi! What are you doing!!" Obito was thrown off the bed, stood up and shouted in pain.

In response to Obito, Kakashi kicked one of his feet directly into Obito's mouth.

silence..

Listening to the sound of thunder and banging upstairs, Dave, who was sleeping in the room below, had veins popping out on his head...

"Gangster! Go to bed, your grandson!" Dave walked out of the house and roared toward the upstairs.

"Father, what's wrong?" A white flash of light appeared next to Dave and asked doubtfully.

"Why is your son so crazy if he doesn't sleep at night?!" Dave patted Dai Yue's head angrily.

"Ah... Well, it's all my fault that Yun'er and I were busy working and didn't teach him much." Dai Yue smiled awkwardly.

"No, that's just right, that is, you are not teaching now. If you were to teach, maybe this grandson would do something else." Dave patted his forehead speechlessly.

"Obito! It's time to go to bed! Grandpa is angry!" Dai Yue also shouted something upstairs.

"Ahh! You idiot Kakashi! How dare you kick your stinky feet into my mouth! I'll fucking kill you!!"

"You idiot! I washed my feet after all! Your feet are like pickled vegetables! I'm going to kill you!!"

The two little guys upstairs were arguing, but naturally they didn't hear...

"What's going on? Why are you so noisy here?" At this time, another white flash appeared from the side and asked doubtfully.

"Old father, take care of your great-grandson," Dave said speechlessly.

"Obito? Oh, Obito! It's time to go to bed! We have to go to school tomorrow! It's already late!" Tobirama shouted upstairs.

"What's going on? I heard it from the toilet over there." At this time, another figure climbed over the wall.

"Brother, Obito doesn't know what the quarrel is about upstairs," Tobirama explained.

"Obito? Humph, your voices are too low, look at me. Obito! My little great-grandson! It's time to go to bed!!!!!!!" Hashirama roared at the top of his voice.

"What are you guys arguing about here? I heard it from the opposite door." Then...another door passed by...

"....Your great-grandson stayed up most of the night and howled. "Dave has a headache...Why are all these people here...

Tobirama, Pillar, and Buddha looked at each other...

There was a roaring sound in Konoha Village in the middle of the night...

"Bang! What are you doing if you don't sleep?" The door was suddenly thrown open, and a red devil-like figure appeared in the field...

Everyone on the field was stunned..

It's a bit noisy at night...

Obito, Kakashi, Daisuki, Dave, Tobirama, Hashirama, and Buddhama were seven men kneeling on the ground in silence...

"Sneeze! You grandson, I will kill you sooner or later!" Dave sneezed and said shivering.

"Grandpa, you can't blame me. It's obvious that this idiot got so crazy that he threw me off the bed!" Obito said with great grievance.

"Didn't you put your pickled cabbage feet in my mouth first?" Kakashi retorted.

"Shut up! You two are no fun! Kneel down for a while and then go back to bed. You will still go to school tomorrow," Dave interrupted speechlessly.

The two little guys glared at each other and snorted...

"Hulu...Hulu...Hulu..."

"Who's still asleep?!" Dave asked confusedly.

"Oh, it's the eldest brother. He has long been used to it. He can even fall asleep while standing on his head, let alone kneeling. Ah~" Tobirama yawned.

The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Hey, Obito, do your father and grandfather have such a low status at home?" Kakashi was bored and whispered into Obito's ear.

"Who is low?!" Dai Yue, Dave, Fei Jian, Zhu Jian, and Fo Jian suddenly turned around and asked.

"...No...it's okay...I...I didn't say anything..." Kakashi looked at the five eyes staring at him, swallowed and said tremblingly.

"Haha, Kakashi, you still don't understand. In terms of family status, your Grandpa Dave is very tight-lipped. What you see now is just a superficial phenomenon. Let everyone, everyone." There's a step down," Dave said in a clichéd tone, with an indifferent expression.

"That's right, little guy, it's no exaggeration to say that we, the Thousand Hands Clan, may not have anything else, but when it comes to family status, we, the Thousand Hands Clan, are all the best," Fojian said very calmly.

"Father... Yesterday, mother asked you to buy garlic. When you came back from the onions you bought for fun, they were still wilted. Didn't you forget that you came to me last night and slept next to the fish pond?" Hashirama asked in a low voice.

"Shut up! When did this happen?" Fojian blushed, but it was late at night and he couldn't see clearly.

Everyone fell silent...

The next day...in the kindergarten...

"Kakashi, Obito, didn't you two sleep well last night? Why do you look so sleepy?" Lin walked into the classroom and looked at the two people lying in the back row and asked in confusion.

"Ask him" Obito and Kakashi pointed at each other angrily.

Kakashi wordlessly recounted what happened last night...

"What's wrong? My father often kneels on the washboard at home." Asma listened and waved her hands.

"That's not the case in my family" Hidan shrugged.

"My family doesn't have one either," Jian Yue said the same way.

"So Hidan and Mitsuki's family is more normal?" Obito said sleepily.

"Kids~ Hello everyone~ It's time for class, we are going to class." At this time, Nanako walked in, looking at the children below with a smile and said.

When they heard the word "class", Obito and Kakashi plopped down on the table and fell asleep...

Asma sat by the window and lit a cigarette silently. The wind filtered through the window and the smoke filled the classroom.

Hidan took out a kunai and cut off his fingers to play with, while Mitsuki silently took out the book "About the Principles of Virtual Reality Technology" and started reading...

The smile on Nanako's face suddenly solidified...

Today, thankfully Dave had the foresight to turn off his phone.Dai Yue happens to be at home too, well, let's go with Dai Yue.

Afternoon school time...

Daisue, Orochimaru, Kakuzu, Hiruzen, and Sakumo stood silently at the entrance of the kindergarten...

After learning at home that Dai Yue had been called by school, Dave breathed out suddenly...

"Fortunately, fortunately, my phone was turned off today. The grandson of the gangster will kill me sooner or later."