Konoha's Crazy Dave

After school in the afternoon...

Orochimaru, Kakuzu, Dave, Hiruzen, and Matt stood outside the office door looking at each other...

"Jianyue parents, please come in" the teacher's voice came from inside the room.

Several people looked at each other and made room for Orochimaru.

Orochimaru sighed helplessly and walked in.

I walked into the office and sat down opposite Nanako...

"Hokage-sama, don't you usually have time to teach your children?" Nanako asked helplessly and doubtfully.

"No, I usually take him with me wherever I go."

"Do you usually dissect the human large intestine?"

"Um??"

...

Seeing Orochimaru come out of the office expressionlessly, several people looked at each other again...

"Hidan parents please come in"

Kakuzu was stunned, then walked around Orochimaru and walked in.

"Hidan parent, how do you usually teach your children at home?" Nanako asked with a smile.

"I usually teach him how to spend five silver taels a year at home, as well as economic and financial values, as well as the restraint and guidance of capital on the development of today's society," Jiao Du said after thinking for a while.

"...But Hidan behaved a little bit today..."

"Isn't that great? I'll talk to him properly when I get back. Don't be too arrogant and keep a low profile. Why can't you lose your temper on the first day? Alas" Kakuzu sighed...

"No, Hidan chopped off his head 29 times today, broke his arms 54 times, and almost chopped off a child's head with a knife."

"..."

Seeing Kakuzu coming out of the office expressionless, the remaining three people became even more panicked...

"Asma parents please come in"

Hiruzen raised his chest and raised his head, mustered up his courage, and walked in slowly.

"You are Asma's parent, hello."

"Teacher, you don't have to say anything. I know what's wrong with him. I'll beat him up when I get home!" Hiruzen didn't even have to think about what this kid had done.

"Um... you still need to understand this situation. Is your son a little too precocious?" Nanako sighed.

"If he matures prematurely... maybe it's because of his smoking. This kid has been rebellious since he was a child. I don't know how many times I have to teach him." Hiruzen also sighed...

"Smoking...actually it's okay...his precocious aspect is reflected in...um...pursuing girls? Isn't this a bit...too early...just now many parents of girls told me that there is a pervert in school who has been Harassing their children" Nanako wiped the cold sweat from her face..

"..."

"Parents of Metkai, please come in"

Watching Dai walk into the office, leaving Dave alone, Dave was confused...

When Dai came out and Dave was called to come in, Dave rubbed his eyebrows, took the quick-acting heart-saving pills in his arms, and walked in slowly.

"Brother Dave" Nanako shouted with a smile as she watched Dave walk in.

"Well... Nanako, tell me, what did the gangster's grandson do again? I'm prepared." Dave sat down and said with a sigh.

"Actually, it's not a big problem. Obito is a pretty good kid. He respects his teachers and gets along well with the children," Nanako said with an awkward smile.

"Really?" Dave was stunned.

"There's just a little problem. This kid...um...maybe a little naughty..." Nanako scratched the corner of her eyes...

"Naughty?" Dave's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly opened the cap of the quick-acting heart-saving pill in his hand...

"The afternoon is free play time for the children... There were two girls playing shuttlecock. Obito asked what fun it was... and then... he and Kakashi kicked a grenade..."

"What???"

"Well, you can open the window at the back and take a look. The upper right corner of the cafeteria over there, um... is the collapse caused by the explosion caused by Obito's grenade being kicked up..." Nanako said with some embarrassment.

"If I ask you to come over, there is no need for compensation. The first person I contacted was the father of the child, Dai Yue. He directly gave our school 3 million, saying that he was very familiar with this aspect. If there is such a compensation issue in the future, we will start from these three One hundred million will be deducted first... He also had no time to come back because he was out on official duties, so we contacted you. I just hope that you can give him less... uh... dangerous items..." Nanako hurried again Then he said...

"You are a traitor to your son and grandson... No, my blood pressure is up. Well, Nanako, I will confiscate all his dangerous items when I go back. I have to go to the hospital to get an IV and leave first." Dave hurriedly ate a few A quick-acting heart-saving pill, and after finishing speaking, he hurriedly left...

The next day...in the kindergarten class...

"What are you two doing standing there?" Kakashi and Metkai walked into the class and saw a beautiful scenery. Hidan, Asuma, and Obito were standing motionless. .

"It's nothing, it's just a slight pain in my butt...hiss~huh~" Asma said lightly, touched her butt, and then quickly took a puff of cigarette to calm down...

"Cut, butt? Wouldn't it be better to cut this thing off first and wait until it doesn't hurt?" Hidan said disdainfully.

"...Don't forget what the teacher said in the morning. Obito is not allowed to bring any dangerous items from now on. Asuma is not allowed to come within five meters of any girl. Hidan is not allowed to use his head as a ball to kick. Kai No more behavior that harms public goods is allowed, and Mitsuki is not allowed to discuss any knowledge about the teachings of Chaosuna Kindergarten," Kakashi said with his fingers crossed.

"Hmph! I wouldn't have come if I had known it earlier. It's really boring. It's not as good as what Uncle Madara taught me," Obito said with a cold snort.

"Come on, have you forgotten that Uncle Madara gave you the internship task last time to assassinate Onoki, the Tsuchikage of Iwagakure Village? Are you really going to assassinate?" Kakashi gave him a roll of his eyes...

"Well, Obito, I think you did quite well in kindergarten. At least you figured out that 1 plus 1 equals 2." Miyuki sat aside and nodded.

"Wow!! This is boring! Why can those little brats from the Hyuga clan use air guns to shoot at targets? We are here to discuss why 1 plus 1 equals 2!" He said in a rustic voice.

"The Hyuga clan has implemented the policy of starting from childhood for sniping a few years ago. It has contacted the kindergarten to arrange the curriculum of the Hyuga clan. If you have the ability, you can also do some courses for the Senju clan." Aspen Ma said with a shrug.

"Eh? No Uchiha?" Kurenai asked doubtfully.

"Uchiha's courses are only available in ninja schools and experimental schools. They are specialized courses for Sharingan," Miyuki introduced from the side.

"When the time comes, Obito, you can also study. If I remember correctly, your grandmother and mother are both from the Uchiha clan. Your father also has the Sharingan, so it's possible for you too." Miyuki suddenly thought of something and laughed. said.

"What are they teaching there?" Obito asked with interest.

"In the eye-opening course, the illusion teacher of the Uchiha clan will pull you into an illusion. In it, you may die of your mother, father, grandparents, etc. Anyway... I won't experience it..."

"The evolution course is to teach you some of the secret techniques of the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan. If you are well qualified and can open a kaleidoscope, you will be given one-on-one guidance by an Uchiha kaleidoscope teacher. As far as I know, Uchiha All the kaleidoscope seniors of the wave clan and those who have time to teach...well...Uchiha mirror...Uchiha Fugaku...I heard that the kaleidoscope eye opening rate taught by these two seniors is as high as 100%, but all those who have experienced the course People have become taciturn..." Jian Yue thought for a while and said.