Konoha's Crazy Dave

midnight..

"Hmph, I'm leaving now, we can't stay here any longer!" Xiao Feiduan was packing his things while mumbling something.

"If you are alone outside, you have to ask for money if you are hungry, you have to ask for money if you are thirsty, and you have to ask for money if you want to play. Money, money, money... Hmm~ There seems to be something hidden in my father's socks. It's a lot of private money, well, my father probably won't blame me," Hidan thought after packing up.

Afterwards, Hidan picked up a backpack and tiptoed downstairs...

"Little guy, what are you doing at this late hour?" Suddenly, a dark figure appeared behind Xiao Fei Duan and said faintly.

"Hey... sis... sis... sis... um... a friend of mine was hit by a car and died. I'm going to have a look!" Hidan quickly turned around and said with an embarrassed smile.

"Oh~ got hit by a car and died? Which of your friends is so careless?" Xiaonan asked slowly with a slight smile.

"Uh...yes...yes...Mizuki! Yes, yes! Mizuki! Mizuki was hit by a car and died!" Hidan racked his brains thinking about his children, and then chose the lucky one among them. Son.

"If your uncle Orochimaru hears this, do you believe he will come to you for human experiments right now, little guy?" Konan knocked the melon on Hidan's little head and said slowly.

"Human experimentation!!! I knew it! Miyuki's father and Miyuki are both perverts!" Hidan shuddered hard...

"Hahaha, little guy, stop running away, go back to sleep, it's getting late, and you know your mother will take you to kindergarten tomorrow morning," Xiaonan said with a smile.

"Kindergarten? No, what fun is there in that place? It's not interesting at all." Hidan quickly shook his head.

"You can make new friends there. Don't you want new friends?" Xiaonan asked with a smile.

"No, I don't want any friends. Aren't the few friends I've made now enough for me? Kakashi is a swordsman, Obito is a lunatic, Mizuki is a weirdo who is stupid at reading, and only Lin is normal. Yeah, I even want to break up with them, you know!" Talking about this Hidan made him feel sad.

"Hahaha, okay, isn't this very interesting? Look, didn't sister get to know Yahiko and Nagato like this before?" Konan said slowly, touching Hidan's little head.

"Hmph, Brother Yahiko has other ideas for you, sister. Brother Nagato was completely coerced by the two of you." Hidan snorted twice.

"What do you know, you little kid? Go to bed and go to school early tomorrow," Xiaonan shouted as she knocked on Hidan.

"Hmph!" He snorted coldly. This was Hidan's last act of stubbornness...

..

The next morning...

Hidan looked reluctant as Nanyuki got up and took him to the entrance of the kindergarten.

"Nan Xue, you brought Hidan over too." Tsukimi also came over with a reluctant Obito...

"Sister Yue Mei, isn't Brother Dave here? I remember that Brother Dave was very diligent when Dai Yue was at school and Meiqin was at school." Nan Xue greeted with a smile.

"He..." Yuemei scratched her head helplessly...

Dave's first words when he came home from the hospital last night..."He won't care about anything until the gangster's grandson reaches his rebellious stage."

"Grandma, Aunt Nanxue, I'll take Hidan in first." The gangster's grandson was heartless and pulled Hidan and ran into the kindergarten laughing.

Looking at the backs of the two little guys running around, the two of them shook their heads helplessly.

"Kakashi! Why did you come so fast!" Obito ran into the kindergarten with Hidan. Under the trees in the square, Kakashi and several children were waiting.

"Hey, the sun is out in the west today, and you two are not late?" Kakashi said calmly.

"Tch, I don't want to pay attention to you, are they?" Obito tilted his head and looked at the two children behind Kakashi and asked.

"This is Kurenai, Asuma. Those two idiots are Obito and Hidan," Kakashi introduced slowly.

"Hello, Senju Obito, Hidan, I am Sarutobi Asuma, I heard Kakashi tell you about you." Little Asuma said with a cigarette in the corner of his mouth and stretched out his hand.

"Hello, my name is Yuri Hong," the little girl Hong said in a very cute and polite manner.

"Hello, hello, Asuma, are you able to smoke at such a young age?" Obito asked curiously, looking at the cigarette hanging from the corner of Asuma's mouth.

"My old man doesn't care about me. Besides, isn't this handsome?" Asuma posed calmly.

".." Only then did Obito recall what his grandfather had muttered...

"That monkey Hiruzen's second son is quite good. He was born in a rebellious stage. How can he be like his grandson who still has to wait for his rebellious stage?"

"Ah, you are all here, am I late?" At this time, a beautiful figure appeared beside several people and said with a smile.

"Lin! No, no, it's Kakashi who jumped him faster." Obito's eyes lit up when he saw Lin coming, and he said very happily.

"Okay, let's end our chat here. We should be assigned to the same class. Now we should go to the first class," Kakashi clapped his hands and said.

As for why they are assigned to the same class, this has to do with someone's strong interpersonal relationships.

In the class... there are a total of 50 people in the class with these little guys.

"Hello everyone, I am your class teacher for the next three years. My name is Uzumaki Nanako. You can just call me Nanako-sensei." Uzumaki Nanako walked into the class and introduced herself to the children below with a smile on her face.

"Aunt Nanako?!" Obito suddenly raised his head and exclaimed.

"Right, after introducing myself, would you like to introduce yourself to the children? By the way, Kakashi, you go first," Nanako said with a smile.

Kakashi nodded helplessly and went up to introduce himself expressionlessly.

"Kakashi, I heard that you are very powerful. Do you want to perform for everyone?" Nanako said with an embarrassed smile.

Kakashi nodded expressionlessly, then pulled out the knife behind him and played with it a few times.

It startled all the little girls in the class to scream.

"You bastard with white hair, what can you pretend to be?" Obito muttered.

"Okay, Kakashi is indeed very powerful. Are there any other children who can introduce themselves and perform a performance?"

As a result, Uzumaki Nanako encountered a scene she had never seen in decades of working...

"My name is Obito, and I don't have any special abilities. Well, I just have money. Come on! I'll give everyone 1000 taels first!"

"My name is Asuma. If I have the skills, I have a ninjutsu that I learned from the two previous Uchiha clan leaders, Uchiha Madara, Fire Release and Smoke Lighting Jutsu!"

"My name is Metkay! Look at me! Break the podium with your bare hands!"

"My name is Miyue, and I would like to give you some knowledge about the anatomy of the human body."

"My name is Hidan! I'll chop off your brains for fun!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

...

In the afternoon, five parents, Dave, Hiruzen, Matt Dai, Orochimaru, and Kakuzu, were notified by the school to come to the school.