Konoha's Crazy Dave

"I guessed it right, Fugaku, your Mangekyō Sharingan," Jing said with a smile.

"Ahem, originally I wanted to never use it, but in order to save Uncle Jing, I have no choice," Fugaku said helplessly.

"Tell me, what is your illusion? It's quite powerful. Ohnoki was in a lot of pain just now." Jing asked with a smile.

"Can I not say..."

"Tell me, I want you to be the next Minister of Police. How can I do it if you don't tell me?" Jing said firmly.

"Impairment... pull the opponent into the world of illusion, and destroy the enemy's reproductive organs up to ten thousand times for three days and three nights... When the opponent breaks away from the illusion... the reproductive organs will be useless within three years."

"...Actually, you don't need to go into such detail." The mirror feels cold on my crotch...

"Ignore this, Uncle Jing, please don't tell anyone else about this. Will I be famous in the ninja world if I inflict a severe blow on Ohnoki this time?" Fugaku asked with some joy.

"Yes, but I don't know what the name is."

"Hahahaha!! That's great. Uncle Dave and Mikoto will definitely look at me with admiration! Hehehe, I'll go find Mikoto first!" Fugaku laughed excitedly.

"Come here, since you are on duty today and there is a shortage of people, then do your duty to the end and go back to work." Jing dragged Fugaku and went back to work.

After Fugaku got off work, he hurried to the door of Dave's house...

"Mikoto! Mikoto! Are you at home!!" Fugaku shouted happily, slamming the door.

"Fugaku, leave quickly!" Mikoto opened the door a crack and whispered.

"Why should I leave? I will come to you openly today!" Fugaku puffed up his chest. Today, he stood up!

"Come on, hurry up! Before my father notices and kills you with the intention of killing you, hurry up!" Mikoto said anxiously.

"Humph, things are different now Mikoto. Uncle Dave will definitely look at me with admiration!" Fugaku pushed open the door, straightened his chest, and walked slowly towards the house with long strides.

Yue Mei looked at Fugaku's back and was stunned...

"Who is here?" Yue Mei looked outside the room in confusion after hearing the sound.

"Aunt Tsukimi! It's me! Fugaku!"

"Fugaku... Fugaku! Leave quickly!" Tsukimi was stunned and said quickly.

"Aunt Yue Mei, why did you let me go too?" Fugaku was a little sad. Normally Aunt Yue Mei was very good to him, and she didn't object to him and Mikoto. Why did she have such an attitude today.

"Your Uncle Dave is trying to find you right now, and you're here right now. Come on," Yue Mei said anxiously.

"Uncle Dave is looking for me! Hahaha!! It turns out that what happened in the morning spread throughout the ninja world so quickly," Fugaku laughed.

"Yes, Brother Uchiha"

At this time, a devilish voice like hell came from somewhere.

"Uchiha duo, Uchiha's weak brother" Dave's eyes flashed red, and his tone was as frightening as a monster from the Nine Netherworld.

"Ah? What?" Fugaku said in confusion.

"Ha" Dave smiled and threw the newspaper in his hand to Fugaku.

Fugaku looked at the newspaper in his hand.

[Tsuchikage speaks, vowing to hunt down]

This morning, a mass destruction incident occurred on the border of Earth Country. Uchiha Kagami and Uchiha Fugaku of Konoha Village of Fire Country fought with 1500 people led by Tsuchikage Onoki of Iwagakure Village of Earth Country.

On the battlefield, Uchiha Mirror was like his name, using his pupil technique to harvest the names of more than a hundred people.And Uchiha Fugaku, this Uchiha rookie, also possesses the Mangekyō Sharingan. On the battlefield, he just glared at Tsuchikage Onoki, who instantly covered his crotch and wailed.

Surrounded by 1500 people, Uchiha Fugaku directly caused damage to the Tsuchikage.

Then another deliveryman arrived at the scene and took the two Uchihas away.Back at the hospital, Tsuchikage Onoki, who was undergoing treatment, was asked by reporters how he was suffering and refused to answer.

After some investigation, we found the chief medical practitioner of Tsuchikage Onoki, and finally found out what kind of pain Onoki-sama suffered...

(Omit a hundred words to describe the pain)...

Here, Uchiha Fugaku became famous in one battle, and together with Uchiha Mirror, he became the two heroes of Uchiha. The name of Uchiha Fugaku will also be completely resounding in the ninja world.

Uchiha's impotent brother, Uchiha's terrifying turd, these two Uchiha men are frightening.

"Fugaku, look at the sunset today. Isn't it beautiful?" Dave smiled and pointed at the sunset on the horizon outside the house.

"...If I say something nice...can Uncle Dave let me go?"

"What do you think?"

...

"Stay away from Mikoto from now on!" Looking at Uchiha Fugaku flying out of the sky, Dave clapped his hands and said calmly.

police department

Jing saw this news on his mobile phone and had a headache... He knew it would be like this... Originally, after the development of the ninja world in the past few years, people had almost forgotten his name. After doing this, well, he came back again. Jianghu.

In the Hokage's office...

"This Hokage really can't last a day, Dave, Kagami, Kakuzu, Hiruzen, Black Zetsu, George, Sakumo (and more than a dozen people)... Now, here comes another Uchiha Fugaku, There are demons dancing around in Konoha right now." Danzo covered his face.

In the Internet cafe...

"Uchiha's name is about to be completely defeated..." Madara looked at this news with a headache.

"Hurry up and join the team, Madara!" Hashirama, who was sitting next to him, said hurriedly.

"I'm not in the mood to fight," Madara said lightly sadly.

"What's wrong?" Hearing Madara's somewhat sad tone, Hashirama gave up the game.

Madara handed the phone to Hashirama.

"What's wrong, Uchiha has no name since he became famous in the mirror. Fugaku's appearance only deepens the impression of people in the ninja world," Hashirama said with a laugh after reading it.

...

"What a shame..." Madara became even more sad and angry, and was laughed at by Hashirama.

Think about the Uchiha during the Warring States Period. Who is not afraid of hearing the news? Ever since the mirror became famous, they are still afraid of hearing the news, but the meaning is different... with a little stench, and now Fugaku's appearance has become a fearful person. Along with the stench, there is also a hint of fear from the world...

"Madara, uh, the game is over." Hashirama looked at the screen. Because the two of them hung up, the game was over.

"It's over when it's over, I don't want to play anymore," Madara said sadly.

At this time, Madara looked at the screen, and a person whose ID was "King Jing" sent him a 99+ greeting... Well, Jing was his teammate from the round just now.Since the last time he beat up Kagami, Madara has added Kagami's friends in the game and given notes.

However, there are some big stripes in the mirror. Not only is there no note, but I also forgot who it is.Seeing that the person who hung up in the last game turned out to be my friend, I'm sorry, no matter who you are, anyone who dares to hang up to prevent me from improving my score will die. m.biqmgè

Kaoru, who was sitting opposite Madara, thought angrily. The sound of his hands typing on the keyboard was like a machine gun, and he couldn't even see the shadow of his hands.

Madara smiled faintly, okay, here comes the punching bag.