Konoha's Crazy Dave
Chapter 401 Mirror: Asking for Support
"Hey, police department, I'm Director Uchiha Kagami. There's an accident in the Land of Earth. I'm requesting immediate support."
The police department's phone suddenly rang.
"Ah?! Mr. Minister, are you going to have another accident?" The Uchiha policeman who answered the phone was obviously in disbelief.
"Asshole, why won't an accident happen to me? Come quickly for support. I can't stand it anymore," Jing said with heavy breaths.
"But Mr. Minister, all the police here have gone out to crack down on pornography. There is no one idle."
"Let me go." At this time, a voice sounded.
"Fugaku? Aren't you on vacation today?" The policeman looked at the arriving person and asked doubtfully.
"Ah, I originally wanted to go find Mikoto today, but then... I was called here..." Fugaku pointed to the leaky ceiling and said with some embarrassment.
"You two, stop talking nonsense to me and come quickly!" Jing's voice roared on the phone.
"Okay, okay, I'll go right away!" Fugaku nodded and hurriedly ran towards the Earth Kingdom.
on the way...
"Uncle Jing, what's going on over there?" Fugaku asked on the phone.
"A spy from the Kingdom of Earth was discovered. I came here to hunt him down. Unexpectedly, Onoki was also alerted. I am now surrounded by 1500 troops," Jing said with a heavy breath.
"Didn't we sign treaties of friendship with other countries before?"
"The other three countries can believe it, but Ohnoki can't, he is an old fox."
"Okay, I'll be there soon"
Fugaku hung up the phone and arrived at the battlefield in a few minutes...
"Uchiha Kagami, we have signed a treaty of friendship. You came to my Iwagakure Village to arrest people so blatantly, and you also fucked up my people. Are you going a little too far!" Onoki looked at the yellow beard driving over there. Zuo Nenghu gasped and shouted.
"Heh, then I would like to ask you why the spies from Iwagakure are in our Konoha Village?" Jing sneered.
"Do you have any evidence?"
"According to the information we investigated, you, the spy, specializes in buying banned adult books and sending them to Iwagakure. The atmosphere in your Iwagakure village is really good. You have sold 10 copies," Jing continued.
"You fart! You are slandering!" Ohnoki's face turned red. He also had a set of collector's editions at home...
"We have caught the author of the banned adult books. His confession, photos taken by the camera, and physical evidence." Jing said with a smile.
"Ah, Uncle Mirror, here I come!" At this time, Fugaku arrived on the battlefield.
Fugaku looked at the 1500 troops in front of him, excitement written on his face.
"Why are you so excited? This is 1500 people. I asked you to come and run away for me." Jing looked at Fugaku's excited expression and asked in confusion.
"Why are you running, Uncle Mirror, hehehehe, 1500 people, if we wipe out all of them, my reputation will be resounding throughout the ninja world. Not only will Mikoto fall in love with me, but Uncle Dave will also look at me with admiration, and then Mikoto will Marry me, the child’s name will be Uchiha Itachi, and the house will be bought in..."
"...Shut up, is this the time for you to think about this?" Veins popped out on the camera, and he punched Fugaku in the head.
"Ah..." Fugaku covered his head with some resentment.
"You two have had enough trouble, haha, Uchiha Mirror. There is a black market bounty of 50 billion for the No. 3 person on the bounty list. You will be buried here today, along with your two Sharingan and Uchiha Mirror." If the Sharingan is auctioned, hehehe, many people would want it." Onoki laughed.
"Uncle Jing, can you still use your pupil power?" Fugaku looked at Jing and asked.
"The illusion has been used on hundreds of people just now, but now it can only be used on 100 people at most," Jing said with heavy breaths.
"Okay, I'll take care of Onoki, and then we'll use Susanoo to fight a way out immediately." Fugaku nodded.
"You? How to deal with Onoki?" Mirror looked at Fugaku in confusion.
"Impairment!" Fugaku's Sharingan slowly turned, and then blood and tears flowed from his right eye. Ohnoki was still imagining how much money he could make this time, and he didn't have much defense.
Suddenly, Onoki fell from the sky and knelt on the ground, his eyes were wide open, and he covered his crotch with sweat on his face, as if he had suffered some pain.
"Uncle Jing! Run!" Fugaku looked at Jing and shouted.
In an instant, a yellow Susanoo and a black Susanoo appeared on the field. The two Gundams flicked their arms, and dozens of people flew out in an instant.
"Lord Onoki! What's wrong with you! Kill them! Don't let them escape!" A jounin saw Onoki's situation, swallowed his saliva, and roared angrily at Kagami and Fugaku.
"Ah!!" Ohnoki spat out a mouthful of blood, still in pain.
Suddenly, a yellow flash appeared on the scene...
"Ah, who is Mr. Yamato Tono? Your takeout has arrived." Minato asked, wearing a takeout helmet and holding the takeout, looking at the 1500 people in front of him.
"..My mine!" A ninja blushed and walked out of the 1500-man army and took the takeaway from Minato's hand.
"Ah, the takeaway has been delivered. Please give it a five-star rating." Minato smiled softly.
"You bastard, this is a battlefield, and you're still ordering takeout! Is there any sushi?" The jounin just roared angrily, and suddenly thought of something and asked.
...
"Battlefield? What's going on?" Minato looked around doubtfully.
"Minato! Great! Hurry! Take us away, we are being chased by them!" Fugaku shouted in surprise when he saw Minato appearing.
"Fugaku? Uncle Kagami? Okay, okay." Minato was stunned for a moment, but he quickly reacted. He put his hands on their shoulders and disappeared in an instant.
In the blink of an eye, the three of them arrived in Konoha.
"Phew, great, thank you very much Minato" Fugaku said happily looking at Minato.
"Um, what's wrong with you Minato?" Fugaku asked in confusion, looking at the depressed Minato squatting on the ground.
"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu .biqugé
"Ah... I'm sorry to bother you Minato, I've caused you to get a bad review," Jing said with some embarrassment.
"It's okay, it's okay. If I can save you, I'll give you a bad review. Since you're back safely, I'll leave first. I've received another order here." Minato said with a smile.
After saying that, Minato disappeared.
Kaoru slowly looked at Fugaku aside, looking at the Sharingan in Fugaku's eyes.
The police department's phone suddenly rang.
"Ah?! Mr. Minister, are you going to have another accident?" The Uchiha policeman who answered the phone was obviously in disbelief.
"Asshole, why won't an accident happen to me? Come quickly for support. I can't stand it anymore," Jing said with heavy breaths.
"But Mr. Minister, all the police here have gone out to crack down on pornography. There is no one idle."
"Let me go." At this time, a voice sounded.
"Fugaku? Aren't you on vacation today?" The policeman looked at the arriving person and asked doubtfully.
"Ah, I originally wanted to go find Mikoto today, but then... I was called here..." Fugaku pointed to the leaky ceiling and said with some embarrassment.
"You two, stop talking nonsense to me and come quickly!" Jing's voice roared on the phone.
"Okay, okay, I'll go right away!" Fugaku nodded and hurriedly ran towards the Earth Kingdom.
on the way...
"Uncle Jing, what's going on over there?" Fugaku asked on the phone.
"A spy from the Kingdom of Earth was discovered. I came here to hunt him down. Unexpectedly, Onoki was also alerted. I am now surrounded by 1500 troops," Jing said with a heavy breath.
"Didn't we sign treaties of friendship with other countries before?"
"The other three countries can believe it, but Ohnoki can't, he is an old fox."
"Okay, I'll be there soon"
Fugaku hung up the phone and arrived at the battlefield in a few minutes...
"Uchiha Kagami, we have signed a treaty of friendship. You came to my Iwagakure Village to arrest people so blatantly, and you also fucked up my people. Are you going a little too far!" Onoki looked at the yellow beard driving over there. Zuo Nenghu gasped and shouted.
"Heh, then I would like to ask you why the spies from Iwagakure are in our Konoha Village?" Jing sneered.
"Do you have any evidence?"
"According to the information we investigated, you, the spy, specializes in buying banned adult books and sending them to Iwagakure. The atmosphere in your Iwagakure village is really good. You have sold 10 copies," Jing continued.
"You fart! You are slandering!" Ohnoki's face turned red. He also had a set of collector's editions at home...
"We have caught the author of the banned adult books. His confession, photos taken by the camera, and physical evidence." Jing said with a smile.
"Ah, Uncle Mirror, here I come!" At this time, Fugaku arrived on the battlefield.
Fugaku looked at the 1500 troops in front of him, excitement written on his face.
"Why are you so excited? This is 1500 people. I asked you to come and run away for me." Jing looked at Fugaku's excited expression and asked in confusion.
"Why are you running, Uncle Mirror, hehehehe, 1500 people, if we wipe out all of them, my reputation will be resounding throughout the ninja world. Not only will Mikoto fall in love with me, but Uncle Dave will also look at me with admiration, and then Mikoto will Marry me, the child’s name will be Uchiha Itachi, and the house will be bought in..."
"...Shut up, is this the time for you to think about this?" Veins popped out on the camera, and he punched Fugaku in the head.
"Ah..." Fugaku covered his head with some resentment.
"You two have had enough trouble, haha, Uchiha Mirror. There is a black market bounty of 50 billion for the No. 3 person on the bounty list. You will be buried here today, along with your two Sharingan and Uchiha Mirror." If the Sharingan is auctioned, hehehe, many people would want it." Onoki laughed.
"Uncle Jing, can you still use your pupil power?" Fugaku looked at Jing and asked.
"The illusion has been used on hundreds of people just now, but now it can only be used on 100 people at most," Jing said with heavy breaths.
"Okay, I'll take care of Onoki, and then we'll use Susanoo to fight a way out immediately." Fugaku nodded.
"You? How to deal with Onoki?" Mirror looked at Fugaku in confusion.
"Impairment!" Fugaku's Sharingan slowly turned, and then blood and tears flowed from his right eye. Ohnoki was still imagining how much money he could make this time, and he didn't have much defense.
Suddenly, Onoki fell from the sky and knelt on the ground, his eyes were wide open, and he covered his crotch with sweat on his face, as if he had suffered some pain.
"Uncle Jing! Run!" Fugaku looked at Jing and shouted.
In an instant, a yellow Susanoo and a black Susanoo appeared on the field. The two Gundams flicked their arms, and dozens of people flew out in an instant.
"Lord Onoki! What's wrong with you! Kill them! Don't let them escape!" A jounin saw Onoki's situation, swallowed his saliva, and roared angrily at Kagami and Fugaku.
"Ah!!" Ohnoki spat out a mouthful of blood, still in pain.
Suddenly, a yellow flash appeared on the scene...
"Ah, who is Mr. Yamato Tono? Your takeout has arrived." Minato asked, wearing a takeout helmet and holding the takeout, looking at the 1500 people in front of him.
"..My mine!" A ninja blushed and walked out of the 1500-man army and took the takeaway from Minato's hand.
"Ah, the takeaway has been delivered. Please give it a five-star rating." Minato smiled softly.
"You bastard, this is a battlefield, and you're still ordering takeout! Is there any sushi?" The jounin just roared angrily, and suddenly thought of something and asked.
...
"Battlefield? What's going on?" Minato looked around doubtfully.
"Minato! Great! Hurry! Take us away, we are being chased by them!" Fugaku shouted in surprise when he saw Minato appearing.
"Fugaku? Uncle Kagami? Okay, okay." Minato was stunned for a moment, but he quickly reacted. He put his hands on their shoulders and disappeared in an instant.
In the blink of an eye, the three of them arrived in Konoha.
"Phew, great, thank you very much Minato" Fugaku said happily looking at Minato.
"Um, what's wrong with you Minato?" Fugaku asked in confusion, looking at the depressed Minato squatting on the ground.
"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu .biqugé
"Ah... I'm sorry to bother you Minato, I've caused you to get a bad review," Jing said with some embarrassment.
"It's okay, it's okay. If I can save you, I'll give you a bad review. Since you're back safely, I'll leave first. I've received another order here." Minato said with a smile.
After saying that, Minato disappeared.
Kaoru slowly looked at Fugaku aside, looking at the Sharingan in Fugaku's eyes.
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