Konoha's Crazy Dave

within the company

"Here, this is a new TV series. The filming location is Kirigakure. I have already contacted Shicang. You just need to find a good actor." Dave handed the script in his hand to Kakuzu.

"New TV series? One Piece?" Kakuzu took it and murmured in confusion.

"Aren't you the same as Naruto? It's been several years and it hasn't been updated yet. Many people have complained to me," Kakuzu asked speechlessly.

"Well, as for this show, what you are getting is just a general summary. My idea here is that there are more than 1000 episodes. I have arranged a truck to send more than 1000 scripts to your home immediately. I will update two episodes a week. If so, it will probably take ten years to start," Dave said with a smile.

"You're so damn free, why don't you go and film it yourself! How many generations have it been since you finished filming more than 1000 episodes?!" Kakuzu angrily slapped the table and yelled.Junqu Pavilion

"I will give you 30 billion in filming funds."

"Okay, can I go now? It's only ten years."

After Kakuzu left, Dave took out a cigarette.

"Huh... Pirate King..." Dave smiled and blew out smoke.

Dave turned to look out the window of the company, looking at the tall buildings and extremely prosperous Konoha outside, and thought of the familiar faces again.

"Maybe I can go there and have a look if I have a chance?" Dave smiled, shook his head, and put out the cigarette.

the other side

"Hashirama! Is the 500 million fund gone just like that?! 500 million!! How many years will I have to dig shit!!" Black Zetsu roared heartbroken.

"What can I do? Madara just broke the toilet." Hashirama was also depressed.

"Aren't you the god of the ninja world? You fucking fuck him!"

"It's easy to say, how do you dry spots?"

...

"I lost all my money... 500 million... wu wu wu" Hei Jue wiped his tears sadly.

"Don't be sad, Hei Zetsu. Dave has a good saying, failure is success. Let's keep up our efforts. In this way, if you invest tens of millions more for me, I will open the toilet to other places in the ninja world! Not in Konoha Open! The instability in Konoha is too great!" Hashirama stood up and said with great ambition.

"Get out of here! I'm investing in you, I'm a **!" Hei Jue roared angrily.

"Hei Zetsu, think about it, you have already lost 500 million, you might as well continue, we can't stay pregnant forever, the wind and water will take turns, sooner or later we will make money!" Zhu Zhi continued.

"...When you say that, it seems to make sense." When Hei Jue heard this, hiss, it seemed to make sense. After all, he had already lost 500 million, how could he still compensate?

When Hei Jue was in Dave's belly, he had heard Dave tell about the history of his fortune. It was a bitter experience. He lost billions at the beginning and worked from three to five every day, without enough food or clothing. His wife and children almost abandoned him. It was so miserable. When Dave told him about it, he burst into tears.

However, there was one quote from Dave that he remembered very clearly.

30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!

Thinking of Dave's situation at the time, it seemed like it was not a big deal if he lost 500 million.

"Okay! 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty." Thinking of this, Hei Jue's eyes gradually became firm.

"Okay! 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi. Don't bully the middle-aged and poor."

...

The Hokage's office at night.

"What? Are they still doing this?" Dave looked at Danzo in front of him in confusion.

"There is no way I can kill them. I heard that they seemed to be inspired by you. You can figure it out yourself. You have caused two disasters. Konoha and the others are free to do anything, but when it comes to the ninja world, it is embarrassing. If you throw it outside, the Third Ninja War might start," Danzo said with a headache.

"Before they left, they were yelling about not bullying young people into poverty and not bullying middle-aged people into poverty."

"The two of them...that is, don't bully young people into being poor, don't bully middle-aged people into being poor, don't bully old people into being poor, because the dead will be the worst." Dave also had a headache...

Just when the two of them had a headache, Minato's home.

"Minato, why aren't you sleeping yet?" Minato's father came home and saw Minato calculating something over there, and asked in confusion,

"I'm settling the accounts. Father, do you earn 8000 taels a month for driving screws in the factory?" Minato turned around and asked with a smile.

"Haha, Minato, don't underestimate your father! Because of the hard work in the past two years, my father and I have changed from a screwdriver to a screwdriver, referred to as the leader of the screw team! The salary has also increased from 8000 before. The tael has increased to 1 taels now!" Minato's father laughed.

"Oh! Father is so awesome!" Minato was also happy for his father.

"Hey, don't worry Minato, you are almost an adult now. I have saved 10,000+ taels. After saving for a few years, I will be able to buy you a house and get you a wife! Are you not dating that red-haired girl? We are very close, okay? Hehe, come on! I also want to have a grandson soon!" Minato's father laughed.

"Ah?...Okay father!" Minato was stunned. He originally wanted to ask his father to see if he could arrange for him to drill screws, but after hearing what his father said, he didn't want to disturb his father's good mood. Minato I won’t say any more.

"Father, I have already prepared the food. You have been busy all day. Go and eat." Minato pointed to the dining table over there and said.

"Okay Minato, thank you for your hard work."

"Well...if you can't make money by driving screws...then what else can you do to make money?" Minato murmured in distress.

Then, Minato turned on his phone and wanted to ask Kushina if she had any good ideas.

Suddenly, Minato saw that the store where the phone was coming from suddenly sent an advertisement.

"Jiaodu loan app, low interest, fast loan, high limit, few requirements, the best choice for urgent need of money!"

...

"Kakuzu loan app? If you guessed correctly...this is an app made by Uncle Kakuzu...Uncle Kakuzu...loan...app?? These three words combined...hiss, no, no, no" Minato shuddered and quickly shook his head.

Suddenly, another advertisement popped up.

"Meizhu Takeout is sincerely looking for takeaways. As long as you are fast, it is not a dream to earn more than ten dozen a month!"

"It's fast...can't you beat a dozen of them?!" Minato's eyes slowly lit up...

Little did Minato know, there would be an abyss ahead.