Konoha's Crazy Dave

Madara was brought back to his senses by this roar, and slowly looked in that direction...

I saw that the originally blue sky over there could not see any light at this time. Countless black lines covered the sky without any light...

The overwhelming black line was like a vast ocean running towards Uchiha Madara...

"Damn it, Kakuzu has lost his mind no matter what! Dave! Find a way! If this continues, Konoha will be gone!!" Danzo was frightened by the mighty momentum and his legs and feet were shaking.

"What the hell can I do? If I go up and get involved, the ninja world will probably be gone!" Dave roared speechlessly.

At this moment, a figure appeared in the middle of the distance between the two people.

At this moment, in Danzo's view, that person is light.

"Uncle Kakuzu, if you don't stop, the losses will be more than that, and there is also a nuclear bomb in your group of black lines. The cost of that thing starts at tens of billions. Are you sure you want to use it? ?" The man looked at Kakuzu and said slowly.

"I'm going to fuck your *Kakuzu! You even used nuclear bombs!" Dave was stunned when he heard this, and roared angrily towards the Kakuzu over there.

After hearing those words, Kakuzu slowly regained his senses, and light gradually appeared on the horizon.

"Also, Madara-sama." The man then looked at Madara.

Madara crossed his arms and looked at him indifferently. He already had reason now. The reason why he didn't stop was because he wanted to see what Kakuzu was capable of, to fight, and what the man in front of him could say.

"I understand the pattern of this toilet. If it's as expected, you haven't wiped your butt yet. Is that thing comfortable?"

...

Okay, both sides have stopped.

"Orochimaru, you did a great job!" Danzo shouted happily towards Orochimaru.

Orochimaru nodded towards Danzo and Dave. His experiment had entered a critical stage, and he didn't want any accidents to disturb him.

But Dave saw a different message from Danzo's words and eyes.

After handing over the task of reconstruction to Kakuzu, the two went back to the office.Junqu Pavilion

Not only the two of them, Hiruzen and Kagami also came.

"What happened just now? Such a big movement?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

"It's okay, it's just two idiots who are about to fight." Danzo waved his hand.

"What's the matter, are you tired?" Dave asked, looking at Danzo with a smile.

"Why are you tired? I didn't go up to fight." Danzo shook his head in confusion.

"I'm not talking about that, but this." Dave smiled and pointed to Danzo's seat.

"Absolutely." Danzo was stunned and sighed.

"The enthusiasm you had when you became Hokage ten years ago, hahaha" Dave laughed.

"Don't you think this is a job that people can do?! Huh? Just today, there are 3000 documents. For such a big accident just now, there will be at least one or two thousand more. There are also patrols and interviews. I How can you have so much energy?" Danzo said speechlessly, pointing to the files in a room next to him.

"I think we still have to leave opportunities to young people, right?" Jing also said at this time.

"What? You're tired too. Is there someone else chosen?" Dave asked.

"That kid Fugaku has a very righteous mind and good strength. If I guessed correctly, he would have opened the kaleidoscope a long time ago, but he has never said a word." Jing said.

"Wait a minute, what did you say? Fugaku's Kaleidoscope?" Dave vaguely remembered something...

"As for me, it was decided early on, Sakumo. However, I still want to work for a few more years. After all, ANBU has just started to get on the right track." Hiruzen thought for a while and said.

"In this way, you guys chat first." Dave looked out the window, then jumped out and jumped to the rooftop of the Hokage Tower.

"Minato, what are you doing here?" Dave patted a little yellow guy on the shoulder and asked with a smile.

"Huh? Um, Kushina is waiting for me to play in the back mountain. I just passed by here and didn't hear anything." Minato was taken aback and quickly waved his hand and said.

"Really? If I remember correctly, isn't your dream to be a Hokage?" Dave asked with a smile.

Minato nodded shyly.

"If being Hokage is your dream, then marrying Kushina is not a dream." Dave thought this child was quite interesting and teased him.

"Huh?? Marry...marry...marry Kushina...this...this...of course this is also a dream...but what the Hokage said..." Minato's face instantly turned red and he hesitated.

"In this way, Uncle Dave will teach you that the more dreams you have, the better, and you want them all," Dave shook his hand and said with a smile.

"But you just heard that the next Hokage has been chosen, and you probably won't be able to do it. After all, you are only a teenager now, so you are too young. However, you have great hope for the next Hokage." Dave Said with a smile.

"Really!" Minato's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Well, but you just said that you also want to marry Kushina. Let's do this. Uncle Dave will set a standard for you," Dave continued.

Minato was puzzled.

"1000 million. As long as Minato, you can save enough 1000 million as a gift to marry Kushina before the election of the next Hokage, it is estimated that you will earn 1000 million by then and your reputation will not be small. I recommend you now He will be the next Hokage, and he will also help you with Kushina. Not only will you marry Kushina, but Hokage will also have hope, how about it?" Dave said with a smile.

"Ah?! 1000 million!!" Minato said in confusion.

His father worked three to five in a factory driving screws, earning only 8000 taels a month. 1000 million... If he goes to the factory to drive screws... that is to say, if it is 1000 million... he will have to work for 104 years without eating or drinking...

In today's technological age, it's hard for ninjas to make money by taking orders. Basically, there are only a few orders. In such a peaceful era, the most they can do is catch cats and dogs and help spread pesticides on the farm. Each order can cost a few hundred taels. That's not enough. When they arrived, many ninjas came to rob them while working.

"What? Are you backing off? Minato, Uncle Dave, I have believed that you are the future Hokage since I was a child," Dave said with a smile.

"No! Uncle Dave, 1000 million! Just 1000 million! I will definitely earn it!" Minato's eyes gradually became firm.

"Okay! Be ambitious! What did you say you were going to do just now? Find Kushina, hiss... how long have you been waiting here?" Dave suddenly thought of something and took a cold breath and asked.

Kushina, that is a strange woman like Mito and Tsunade.Do you still dare to let others down by chatting here?

"Oops!!! Kushina!!" Minato's mind went blank for a moment.

"Namikaze Minato!!!"

Suddenly a roar came from the back mountain of Konoha...

"Well, come on, don't forget about the 1000 million. I watched Kushina grow up anyway. As her uncle, you can't marry her without 1000 million. Hahahaha, let's go." Dai The husband laughed and fled the scene.

Minato swallowed, turned his head tremblingly, and walked towards the back mountain with a pale face...