Konoha's Crazy Dave

Naruto's office

"... Hiruzen... what's wrong with your arm?" Danzo asked, looking at Hiruzen's bandaged arm and swallowing.

Isn't he okay? How come yesterday when Dave tried to persuade Hiruzen, he didn't understand and removed his arm?

"Want to take a look?" Hiruzen said with a smile.

"I don't want to." Danzo shook his head quickly. His arm was gone, and he looked at it...

"Oh, you think so"

"...."

"Hiruzhan you...you..." Danzo looked at Hiruzen in front of him, his eyes widened, and goosebumps appeared all over his body...

"Are you surprised? Hahahaha" Hiruzen laughed with his Sharingan on his face...

"Wait a minute, I'll change you into another one." Hiruzen smiled, and then saw a Sharingan under his nose swimming on Hiruzen's face in Danzo's horrified eyes, and then swimming Entering the neck, finally, Hiruzen raised his hand, and a Sharingan in the center of his hand was blinking at Danzo...

"Ugh!! Take it back! Take it back! Ugh!" Danzo couldn't bear it anymore... and vomited on the floor beside him...

It looks so scary...

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Hiruzen laughed, and then all the Sharingan eyes on his face were sealed again and entered the bandaged arm...

"How's it going, Danzo, is your heart still moving? Uncle Sharingan Madara probably won't be able to let go, but Byakugan can get it. Byakugan's watch, is his heart still moving?" At this time, Dave walked into the office and looked at the scene in front of him. , looked at Danzo aside and said with a smile.

"Don't disgust me...I don't want it!" Danzo waved his hand quickly.Returning the watch is disgusting, only a devil wants this thing.

"What are you doing?" Jing walked into the office at this time holding some documents. Looking at the three people here, he asked doubtfully.

Is today a big day?

"It's nothing, it's just that Hiruzen changed his watch." Dave waved his hand, crossed his legs and sat on the sofa nearby.

"Remember to take a look at the situation of the police department this month. The watch is just a new one, is it necessary?" Kagami walked up to Danzo, threw a pile of information on Danzo's table, and sat down on Dave's desk. asked aside.

"Hiruzen, why don't you show him?"

"Don't! If you vomit later, you'll have to ask Men Yan to clean it up. That guy's nagging is no joke." Danzo quickly stopped him.

"Hiruzhan, are you here to show them your new watch?" Jing asked suspiciously.

"No, I want to go to Iwagakure."

"Why are you going to Iwagakure? To seek revenge on Ohnoki? That's a shadow of a village. If you kill him, the impact will be very big. Please spare me. Look at this pile of information. Isn't it enough for me?" Zang suddenly became energetic and asked quickly.

"Wouldn't it be over if we kill him and resurrect him at the worst, just like the Nidaime Raikage?" Hiruzen said.

The last time I went to Hidden Cloud Village, although I was looking for a random victim for Madara's incident, it was a bit nonsense to kill an old man for no reason, so in the end Danzo made a "deal" with the Shinigami and asked him to The Nidaime Raikage's soul vomited out, Dave made him a body again, and explained the situation to others properly.

Fortunately, the Sandaime Raikage didn't pursue it. It was fine as long as the person was fine. At most, it was just a fight between a few people.

Otherwise, how could Kumogakure's group of violent tempers stop fighting Konoha if they don't fight to the death with Konoha?

And the Sandaime Raikage really saw some of Konoha's methods. He really just resurrected the second generation in front of him. How can he fight like this? Whoever dares to fight Konoha is not asking for death.

Therefore, Yunyin is now just one word, Gou!

fight?No fight, no fight, wait until Madara, Hashirama, Dave, and Danzo No. [-] are all dead...

"Come on, come on, just beat him up and don't kill him. The attitude between Kumogakure and us is still unclear. You are trying to make Iwagakure, let me, the Hokage, go." Danzo has a headache. said.

"Hmph, Danzo, you are too cowardly!" Hiruzen said with a cold snort while wearing his watch.

"? Am I a coward? Come and take a look at this pile of documents. It's been a month since you've been carrying the ANBU for a day."

"Isn't it still cowardly after all?"

"Come, come, come and see"

"cowardly"

"That's enough Hiruzen! I am the Hokage!" Danzo shouted as he slapped the table and stood up, with veins popping out on his head.

"... Danzo, you will regret it!" Hiruzen was stunned for a moment, then stood up and slapped the table and shouted.

...

"Calm down, calm down... Don't you just want to take revenge? Go, fight, and fool him. The three of us will also go and plunder the formation for you." Dave hurriedly pulled Hiruzen to persuade him.

"Duanzo, don't be angry, don't be angry, your body is weak..." Kagami on the side also hurriedly pulled Danzo to comfort him.

"Who are you talking about? I'm so cruel! Ask Mi Lu!" Danzo became even more angry after hearing this...

"Where are you thinking, you idiot? Don't be angry. The four of us are such good friends that we won't be angry about these things. In the final analysis, you still have too many daily documents. In this way, you stuffed all the documents into Men Yan." , Xiaochun and the others. Do you think these secretaries are working for a living? What you usually have to do is drink tea, pretend to be bad, and wander around the village shouting comrades, good comrades, thank you for your hard work. "Dave saw the sun and slashed I'm not angry anymore. I came here quickly to persuade Danzo.

"What's more, there is a saying that goes well, if you have something to do, the secretary will do it, if you have nothing to do, do it...ahem. If it doesn't matter, just leave everything to the secretary."

Dave realized that he had made a mistake, and hurriedly coughed twice to cover it up. Xiaochun and Men Yan were both Hokage secretaries, and Xiaochun and Men Yan had a good relationship. If he said this, he would be despised to death. ..

"Well, what you said seems to make sense." Danzo thought for a moment, and it was true.

"Yes, yes, and what's more, don't you usually like to think about the will of fire? Well, I will open a special channel for you on the TV station, called the Hokage channel. You can take the time to record there every day, specifically for You put it on TV”

"Not bad, not bad, it's really good, Dave." Danzo's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he nodded with satisfaction.Dave is a good comrade.

Hiruzen is just too stubborn, otherwise he would be a good comrade.

As for Kagami... Danzo looked at Kagami who was picking his nose aside...

Forget it about dawdling.

Kagami was confused by Danzo's look. It's none of my business...