Konoha's Crazy Dave

after the funeral

"Danzo, where is Hiruzen?" Dave walked to the Hokage's office and asked Danzo looking at the headache over there.

"...Anbu, he hasn't been out for a day..." Danzo said with a headache. There have been more people joining the ANBU in the past few days, and there have been more things. It used to be his minister's business, but now the minister is here He doesn't come out or see anyone in his office, so everything falls into his hands...

"...Didn't you try to persuade him?" Dave sighed and sat aside.

"I can't persuade you. You know, he is just like that... too stubborn..." Danzo also sighed... He even took out the latest version of the latest "Yui-sensei Photo Album" released by Tori Country just now. Trying to persuade me doesn't work...

At this time, Madara walked into the office...

"Uncle Madara" "Master Madara"

"Isn't that little monkey out yet?" Madara asked unhappily.

"...Uh...he didn't come out...I can't persuade him..." Dave said helplessly.

"Madara-sama, the body has been buried with the highest honors in Konoha and Uchiha. I will leave these Sharingan to you." Danzo quickly took out a few bottles of Sharingan soaked in potion from the drawer and wanted to hand them over. To Madara.

"Don't give it to me, give it to the little monkey." Madara looked at the Sharingan and said calmly.

"What?" Dave asked, stunned.

"Don't he feel sorry for them? Give him these eyes and let him supervise them under the eyes of these people in the future. If something like today happens again in the future, I will skin him with my own hands!" Madara slapped the table angrily! He shouted, then turned and left.

"Also, tell him that he doesn't need to feel sorry for them. They are the most loyal members of Uchiha and they don't need anyone else's apology."

dark part...

"Madara-sama...did he really say that..." Hiruzen looked at the pile of Sharingan in front of him and asked in shame...

"Well...what are you going to do with these eyes..." Dave asked with a sigh.

"I want them to hang it at the top of the Anbu lobby as a warning... and to supervise, to warn myself..." Hiruzen said slowly.

"Pa!" Dave slapped Hiruzen on the forehead...

"Why did you hit me?" Hiruzen asked in confusion, covering his head.

"You idiot, don't you think it's scary when you see a few eyeballs hanging on someone's living room? You also said that there are only a few people in your ANBU, and when people come in, they are scared away by these eyeballs. Also. Yes, don’t any of your ANBU work the night shift? It’s late at night, and your ANBU has no lights. When you go out to use the toilet during the night shift, you’re not afraid of being scared to death by these eyeballs?” Dave said speechlessly.

"...It seems so..." Hiruzen thought of the old man who was the doorman of the ANBU... He was over 60 years old... He hadn't retired yet... He was also scared...

"Then Dave, what do you think..." Hiruzen asked next.

"The transplant is on you." Dave's eyes lit up.

"??? So many? I only have two eyes..."

"Who said it had to be transplanted into your eyes?"

"Where else can it be transplanted?"

...Dave remembered a certain pot shadow's watch...

In Orochimaru's laboratory...

"Uncle Dave, Uncle Hiruzen, the transplant has been completed," Orochimaru said happily as he wiped the cold sweat from his face.

"Well, that's good, Orochimaru. I'll have to ask you for this kind of thing in the future." Dave nodded happily and patted Orochimaru on the shoulder.

"Yeah, thank you Uncle Dave. You must come to me for this kind of thing in the future!" Orochimaru said excitedly. Every time Brother Dave comes to him for something, he can learn a lot of taboo knowledge. For example, this time, Hashirama's cells are actually compatible with the Sharingan. If no one told him about this, it would have taken him decades to find out.

This taboo and difficult knowledge fascinates him most...

"Uncle Dave, I'm going to record it first." Orochimaru happily waved his hands to Dave and left here to go to another laboratory to write down the operation record.

"How about it? Does this watch look good?" Dave asked, looking at Hiruzen in front of him teasingly.

"...I think you don't look like a good person...these eyes are not on ANBU, but on me...it's scary to me..." Hiruzen looked at the white eyes on his left hand side. On the arm, there were ten densely packed eyeballs embedded in it, and I shivered hard...

"Hey, you can go to Mito Auntie later and ask her to apply a sealing technique to you like Danzo. If you use it in the future, you can release the seal. If you don't use it, just seal it. Just like that scoundrel Danzo did." Dave He waved his hand.

"...This pile of Sharingan is probably not as good as Danzo's one Sharingan... I have so many... How can I use them..." Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"It's definitely not comparable. It's the love of a wife for someone else. What a piece of shit you are. Well, it should be regarded as the love of a comrade. As for how to use it, Izanagi, sealing off the corpses, these two Danzos have experience, you You can go to Danzo for advice." Dave rolled his eyes at him.

"Izanagi, if I use this, won't my eyes disappear? No, no, these are their eyes, I can't do this." Hiruzen quickly shook his head.

"Who said you should be treated as a scoundrel like Danzo? This is just to save your life. After all, they used the lives of five people to protect yours. If you died easily, would you be worthy of them? "Dave said.

"Then how on earth am I going to use it? Is it just to save my life?" Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"Your current body has added Hashirama cells to balance with the spiritual energy of the ten Sharingan eyes. I asked Orochimaru to inject a little bit of life activity into the Hashirama cells injected into you. It is now spread all over your body. A very powerful operation can be used to fix the cells between the pillars."

"What operation?"

"Move. Yes, your watch can not only be displayed on your arm. Your ten Sharingan can move on your body as you wish, such as your face, your legs, your Hands, your feet, your ass, and your vagina”

"????"

"Think about it, you and others are fighting, and suddenly a Sharingan pops out of your face. What will they do? Don't they be frightened half to death. You use the Sharingan on your face in unexpected ways. It’s an illusion, just grasp it directly.”

"...Indeed..I'm so scared when I hear you say that...but...what do you mean you can still move to my butt and base?"

"Oh, that's what you think. Anyway, except for your two eyes, the rest of your body can be moved by these ten Sharingan."

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