Konoha's Crazy Dave

this day...

The home of the Immortal of Six Paths...

Yuyi got up early and cooked porridge for his two sons...

At this moment, Yuyi's phone rang...

"Hagoromo-sama, come on, we have too many documents accumulated in the Hokage Building yesterday. We need you to clear them out quickly today." The caller was a public official from the Hokage Building.

"Really? Okay, okay, I'll go over now." Yuyi was stunned for a moment, then hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Then he walked to Indra's room and knocked lightly on the door.

"Indra, I have some porridge downstairs. Remember to check it out later and don't let it dry out." Yuyi said and left.

A few minutes later, Indra walked out of the room, walked downstairs and entered the kitchen very easily. Looking at the thick and fragrant porridge in front of him, Indra smiled on his face...

It's such a good day like this... The kitchen used to be a restricted area for them, but now it's okay to go in wherever they want...

After the old chef incident last time, Kaguya had doubts about her cooking skills, so she bid farewell to her dear children and resolutely set out to find a way to improve her cooking skills in the ninja world... Of course. .According to Kaguya's strength...she can come back anytime she wants...

When Hagoromo, Hamura, Indra, and Asura knew about this incident, they were filled with sadness (happiness), pain (highness), desire (color), extreme (violence), and sadness (universal). Jue (celebration)....

"Asura, come down for breakfast." Indra poured the cooked porridge into the bowl and shouted towards it...

After a while, Asura, who looked a little troubled, went downstairs and sat opposite Intoro.

"What's wrong, Asura?" Indra took a sip of porridge, looked at Asura's troubled expression, and asked in confusion.

"Brother... I can't find my underwear. I clearly remember grandma taking it to wash at that time. Why can't I find it?" Asura said helplessly.

"Your underwear...then you are looking for it, it should still be at home." Indra shook his head speechlessly, scooped up a spoonful of porridge and put it into his mouth...

At this time, Indra was chewing the porridge in his mouth, and suddenly he seemed to have chewed something...

Indra put his hand to his mouth, and then...a piece of leopard-print cloth was taken out by Indra...

"Isn't this the fabric of my underwear?!" Asura looked at the leopard print fabric in Indra's hand and said in shock.

Indra's eyes suddenly widened, he looked at Asura, then at the fragment of leopard print cloth in his hand, and finally at the porridge in front of him...

"Asura!!!"

"It's none of my business!"

...

Asura, who was beaten into a pig's head, squatted in a corner shivering, looking at Indra who was retching over there...

Asura quickly called Hagoromo...

"Your underwear??? In the porridge?? How could it be?" Yuyi was confused after hearing this... Of course... Yuyi felt lucky... Fortunately, he didn't eat today...

"Wait a minute, my mother was in charge of the kitchen before. You can ask your mother..." Yuyi suddenly thought of something and said.

Asura hung up the phone, feeling extremely aggrieved... He was beaten up by his brother for no reason early in the morning... His own vagina was even eaten into the porridge...

Then, Asura called his grandmother, who was pursuing a career as a chef, and asked...

"Your underwear...well...it seems...I planned to wash it for you at that time...but when lunch time came, I just threw it in the kitchen...maybe...maybe it was picked up by a mouse. It's in the rice bag," Kaguya explained bravely...

She remembered...she threw it directly into the rice bag at that time...and then forgot...

Asura hung up the phone again, with two lines of tears streaming down his face...

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Night... Yunokuni...

Kakuzu's heart died due to lack of blood supply, so he accepted a black market task to assassinate a defecting Iwagakure Murakujonin. Firstly, he would replenish his earth-type heart, and secondly, he could earn a bounty by the way.

Kakuzu received information that the target was in the store in front of him.

"Rabbit Custom Shop...that's all." Kakuzu shook his head helplessly, for the sake of the mission.

When he was a bounty hunter for more than ten years, what kind of tasks did he not take on?

There was even a time when the only one wanted to kill was a chuunin, but that chuunin had a quirk and liked to swim in cesspits. At that time, Kakuzu took on such a disgusting mission for the first time, and fought with that chuunin for a whole day under the cesspools. One night...until the last chuunin was exhausted.

Kakuzu seized the opportunity and directly pressed his head and poured it into the cesspit, forcefully drowning the chuunin in excrement...

"Hello, sir~ Hey~ You are a stranger~ Are you a foreigner~" Kakuzu walked into the custom shop, and he was greeted by a charming woman with makeup on her face. She asked Kakuzu charmingly.

"Yeah" Kakuzu frowned as he felt the pungent cosmetic smell coming from the woman in front of him.Thinking of Nan Xue who never wears makeup at home, well, this custom shop is really not a good place.

"Giggle~ The little girl is the proprietress of our store. I will arrange it for you as to what kind of sister your husband likes. In other words, my husband has good taste, and the little girl... won't resist~" the woman said with a giggle.

"...No need...just find me two. I want room 287." Kakuzu had already found out before he came that the target was in room 288, so he could just go to room 287.

"Okay sir, it seems that he also likes to play double) Feiya~ Hehe, the deposit plus the service fees of the two sisters, the total is 5000 silver taels. By the way, we also have various XX props, do you need them, at any price Yes~I guarantee you will be so happy~" the woman said with a charming smile.

"How much??" Kakuzu basically filtered all her words, and then heard the number 5000...

"A total of 5000 silver taels sir"

...

Kakuzu was so angry that he gave the boss lady 5000 silver taels... Damn it, what the hell, the total bounty for this person was 50, and it was [-]% less even before he was killed!

Originally, he planned to kill someone in a sneak attack, but the target hadn't been out of this custom shop for a month, so he couldn't find a chance to kill him...

"Thank you, sir. I wish you a good time tonight. Please go to your room and wash up first. I will arrange for my sisters to come to your door soon."

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