Konoha's Crazy Dave

After a while...

Three people appeared at the door of Konoha

They are respectively, Yoyodanziman-Dave.Konoha Captain-Kakuzu.And Raijin-Orochimaru.

Yo-Yo Danzi Man Dave is seen wearing a green mecha. The helmet is similar to an egg shape. Instead of hands, there are cannon barrels in which cannonballs are fired.This is also the only one among the three who looks like a person...

Captain Kakuzu of Konoha, his whole body is wrapped in pink tights, and his plump buttocks are very attractive. Even Dave didn't know that Kakuzu's buttocks are so curvy, and in his hand, he is holding A shield marking the symbol of Konoha.

Orochimaru, the last god of thunder, is seen wearing a red armor on his upper body, a pair of pink high heels and pink lace stockings on his lower body. Orochimaru's already fair skin looks even more attractive against the stockings. Orochimaru's He also held a small red whip in his hand that symbolized Lei Shen's identity.

....Well, none of the three of them look like good people anyway...

Especially Orochimaru... He originally heard that Uncle Dave was leaving the village to perform some mission, so he wanted to broaden his horizons and followed him... Who knew it would end up like this...

"Well, Kakuzu, I thought about it carefully, how about letting Nagato and the others manage the Alliance of Fathers and Sorrows from now on?" Dave said, looking at Kakuzu on the side.

Kakuzu didn't answer Dave... instead he looked at Orochimaru aside... thinking that his precious daughter would be dressed like this in the future...

"No, absolutely not, just the Akatsuki organization. The Akatsuki organization gave them "He would rather let Konan wear stockings on her head than let her look like this in the future...

"And which branch of the Kingdom of Light you mentioned are you going to give it to?" Kakuzu asked with a headache.

"Hmm...how about nine little tailed beasts?" Dave's eyes lit up, thinking of the nine little tailed beasts in his body.

After a while....

Kakuzu and Orochimaru looked at the nine little tailed beasts in front of them, wearing masks with eyes protruding from their heads and wearing pink tights...

...

"Hey, hey, what are you going for? Mission! Mission! We still have a mission to do!" Dave shouted anxiously as he watched Kakuzu and Orochimaru leaving.

"You can do it on your own. I don't want any childbirth subsidy."

"Uncle Dave, my father called me home for dinner."

...

"...Really, what a nice dress, why don't you want to wear it?" Dave shrugged helplessly.Everyone has left, so go back yourself.

On the way, Kakuzu and Orochimaru found a trash can and threw their garbage clothes in...

After returning home, Dave chatted with the two of them again... The two of them talked hard and finally put an end to Dave's idea of ​​the Alliance of Fathers and the Kingdom of Light...

For the first time, Kakuzu felt ordinary, just wearing stockings on his head would be fine...

"You don't understand trends, you don't understand fashion, you're just a bunch of idiots," Dave shook his head and left with great regret...

On the other side...Kaguya's house...

Adora and Indra couldn't stand it anymore... so they found a well-known chef in the Land of Fire to teach their grandma...

I heard that this chef worked exclusively for the daimyo a few years ago. When he got older, the daimyo asked him to go home and take care of himself. After hearing about this man, Adra and Indra hurriedly paid a lot of money to invite him out. ...

"Well... you should also be a kind elder. I also heard your children talk about this, so I came here to teach you." The old chef looked at Kaguya and said with emotion.

"Thank you." Kaguya nodded coldly.

"Come on, please cook the simplest dish first, scrambled eggs with tomatoes." The old chef nodded, wanting to see Kaguya's level first.

"it is good!"

...

"Tomato scrambled eggs... Hmm... I guess I should put the tomatoes first, um..." Kaguya walked into the kitchen. Adora and Indra heard Kaguya's murmur and felt that things might not be that simple. He hurriedly ran out and left this place to the old chef.

The old chef was old and had a little hearing loss, so he didn't hear what Kaguya was saying. However, looking at Kaguya's busy back, the old chef thought to himself that she should be able to cook such a simple dish.

"Tomatoes... um... I guess you don't need to cut them, eh. As for eggs... I don't think you need to shell them when you boil them before, um, just throw them in and fry them!"

...

After a while, Kaguya brought out the dish.

Well, it seems that the most basic cooking skills are still there, so the next instruction will be simpler.The old chef watched Kaguya bring out the dishes and thought to himself.

Kaguya opened the lid of the pot on the plate...

As a burst of black smoke arose, the old chef was stunned...

"Try it," Kaguya said confidently as she sat in front of the old chef.

"...." The old chef wants to say that he still wants to live a few more years... Although he is older... he is over 70 this year... but he really wants to live a few more years...

"Well... the cooking... is not bad... both in spirit and form... not bad, not bad..." The old chef did not dare to undermine Kaguya's confidence... well... he can only talk nonsense...

"Are you sure you don't want to try it?" Kaguya's eyes lit up when she heard the old chef's compliment, and a smile appeared on her cold face.

"...No, no, I've been a chef for decades...I still have some sense...Well...you go and fry an egg." The old chef quickly waved his hand, "Fry an egg, fry an egg." I don't believe anything else could happen to her!

"Okay!" Kaguya nodded, got up and returned to the kitchen...

"When it comes to fried eggs...well...if you're frying them...it's like pouring all the oil in...well...just pour it all in, and then...um...just throw the eggs in."

"boom!"

In an instant, a soaring flame rushed out of the kitchen...

The old chef was also thrown away by the flames...

Kaguya also hurriedly extinguished the fire with water escape...

...

"Ahem... Sushi! Make sushi! I don't believe it!" Fortunately, the old chef is in good health and can still stand up after being knocked away. Let's make sushi, no fire or oil, the simplest ingredients , he has been in the kitchen for decades and has taught countless apprentices. It is not good for her that he does not believe in religion today!

Because the house was burned...the two of them were sitting in the courtyard...

The old chef had a better memory this time and was staring at Kaguya the whole time...

"Come on, cook the rice first! You know how to cook rice!" the old chef taught step by step.

"Yes!" Kaguya nodded confidently.

The old chef just watched Kaguya pick up the pot and put it on the fire, staring intently at...

As the lid of the pot was closed, the old chef's hanging heart was relieved.

"By the way, go get some salt and sesame oil to increase the flavor of the rice." The old chef smiled and nodded.

Kaguya said that she had learned it and wrote it down in her notebook.

Then Kaguya walked into the house, searched in the kitchen, and only found a broken bag... Well... it seemed like it had been burned just now...

Kaguya remembered that there should be salt at home, and then went to look for it...

Finally, I found a package in Hagoromo's house...

Then Kaguya walked out of the house, and the old chef looked at the things in Kaguya's hands again. After confirming that these two things were correct, the old chef asked Kaguya to put them in...

And just when Kaguya poured the white bag into her hand, ready to pour it into the pot...

The old chef glanced casually and saw the white packaging...

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Don't put it in! That's sodium!!!" Unfortunately, it's too late.

Water + sodium = explosion.And Kaguya poured it all in without hesitation.

boom!

The old chef died at the age of 74.

...

Ahem...just a joke, Kaguya saved the old chef...and then the old chef suffered a myocardial infarction and was sent to the hospital...

Well...the treatment really didn't work this time..

The old chef died at the age of 74.