Konoha's Crazy Dave

"You bastard Senju Tobirama!! Ahhhhh!!!" Onoki, whose face was full of dust, roared angrily.

"Who else is that damn black-faced ghost? What kind of shabby phone is this, Love Kidney 4? It's so expensive, and the configuration is so rubbish!" Ohnoki slammed the corpse of the phone that exploded during surgery to the ground.

"Lord Tsuchikage, Lord Tsuchikage" At this moment, the guard broke in with panic on his face.

"What's wrong? You're in a panic." Ohnoki forced himself to calm down.

"There's someone downstairs who wants to see you! His name seems to be Kakuzu, yes, yes, Kakuzu."

"...What is he here for??" Ohnoki's legs trembled violently and he asked in a trembling voice.

"No matter what he is here for, hurry! Hurry! Move all the money in the financial room at the entrance of the corridor! Hurry!!"

"Yes!"

After a while.

Kakuzu walked in slowly, and Onoki sat in his seat, drinking tea calmly.

But Onoki's trembling hands made Kakuzu smile coldly.

"What are you doing here, black-faced buckler? We don't have anything to acquire in Iwagakure Village." Onoki asked while holding tea in his trembling right hand.

"Repay the money. Five years ago, you borrowed 30 million yuan with a Jiaotou loan for the Olympic Games. If you repaid it on time, you should have paid back 100 billion yuan. But you are overdue. Calculating the overdue interest rate, you are now We should pay back [-] billion," Kakuzu took out his account book and said slowly.

"How much??" Ohnoki's feet instantly softened and he knelt on the ground and asked tremblingly.

"100 billion, do you need me to show you the detailed information?" Kakuzu asked slowly.

"Where is Yunyin Village? Didn't he borrow 10 billion at that time? Have they paid it back?" Onoki asked quickly.

"Well, which Raikage has a pretty good reputation? He was on the list a few years ago." Kakuzu nodded.

"Which...we in Iwagakure Village have no money for the time being...Look...Which...can we delay it for a few more days, months, or years..." Onoki swallowed. , said hesitantly.

"Do you mean to keep overdue? I didn't come alone this time. Dave is in your village now. If you don't want to see more women in your Yanyin Village tomorrow, you can do it yourself. "Kakuzu sneered and said slowly.

"In other words, I asked Dave to talk to you personally. Oh, he got a stick today. It seems to be 10cm in diameter. In the Olympic Games a few years ago, the stick used by the Sandaime Mizukage was only 6cm in diameter. .”

"Guard!! Get all the money back to me immediately!!"

...

"Black-faced buckle ghost, this is all the money in Iwagakure Village, only 40 billion, it is really gone!!" Onoki knelt on the ground and cried.

"Is that really all of them?" Kakuzu looked at the pile of sacks of money in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Really, really!! If I lie to you, ask that Senju Dave to come to me immediately!!" Ohnoki nodded firmly.

"That's still far from it. Let me think about it, let's see, isn't your Earth Country rich in minerals? I'll ask some people from Konoha to come over and dig some of your mines. This will offset 50 billion for you, okay?" Kakuzu State the ultimate purpose.

"Okay, okay, no problem! I'll say hello to the Daming Mansion right away. You can dig as much as you want! There will definitely be no obstruction from the Earth Kingdom!!" Onoki nodded firmly.

How much can the pile of ores in the Kingdom of Earth be sold for? You can dig it out as you like. The total of all the ores in the Kingdom of Earth is estimated to be less than 20 billion. This offsets 50 billion. It’s not a loss. This is a black-faced deduction. Are you stupid if you haven’t seen a ghost in a few years?Hum.

"Okay, what should I do with the last billion?" Kakuzu smiled and nodded, thinking.

Onoki swallowed and quickly thought about what else the Earth Kingdom could give.

"Hey, Dave sent me a message. He was wandering around your village and fell in love with two orphans who were not yet one year old. Let's do this. These two orphans can offset 10 billion, okay?" Kakuzu took out his hand. Dave had already got the mobile phone, so Kakuzu just said it.

"No problem, no problem!" Onoki nodded quickly.

If it were a child from any family in Iwagakure Village, Onoki would definitely try his best to stop it, but these are two orphans, not even one year old. They might not have a sense of belonging to Iwagakure Village in the future. The two orphans offset 10 billion, a little No problems at all.

"Okay, now that the accounts between us are settled, I'll leave first. If you still need a loan in the future, you can use the Kakuzu Loan app." Kakuzu nodded with satisfaction and sealed a bunch of money bags. In the scroll, he turned around and left.

Seeing Kakuzu leaving, Onoki finally breathed a sigh of relief...

"I'm using the Kakuzu loan app, I'm an idiot!" Ohnoki roared angrily.

"Lord Tsuchikage! There is news from the Daming Mansion. Our taxes for this year are due. The total is 2 million." At this time, the Tsuchikage's financial manager came in and said with the news from the Daming Mansion.

"...Send a message to the daimyo...I owe you first...Iwagakure Village has no money..." Onomu said in pain.

This black-faced devil just demanded 40 billion for his life and left. How come you, a big name like you, come here to demand taxes?

"The Daming Mansion said... Our taxes and fees for this year have been delayed for several months. If we don't pay them, the Daiming Mansion will not allocate funds and provide help to us in the future... "The financial manager received the message.

"... Go buy me a mobile phone... and get the Jiaodu loan app..."

Onoki shed two lines of tears...his heart was as sharp as a knife...

"Hurry up and go!" Onomu roared angrily as he looked at the unmoved financial manager in front of him.

"Which...Tsuchikage-sama...mobile phone...won't you give me the money..." the financial manager swallowed and asked tremblingly.

"...You use your money to buy it for me first, and I will reimburse you next month!" Ohnomu said in pain.

"...Okay..." the financial manager cried, turning around and preparing to leave.

"By the way, don't buy me a Kidney 4, which one is the latest?" Onoki thought of the cell phone that exploded just now, and hurriedly stopped him and shouted.

"It seems to be the Aishen 7plus...Tsuchikage-sama...that mobile phone...is worth 50 taels..." the financial manager cried.

"That's it, go buy it for me. Why are you crying? I'll reimburse you next month!" Ohnoki shouted.

The financial manager left crying...