Konoha's Crazy Dave

Zetsu took Kakuzu to the location where the ore was buried underground.

Kakuzu took out a shovel from nowhere and started digging into the ground.

"Bang!" After digging for more than ten minutes, the shovel seemed to hit something hard.

Dave jumped into the pit and gently dug away the soil, revealing transparent stones that looked shiny under the sun.

"Beautiful, that's it. Jue, please inform George and Brother Lu and ask them to bring some manpower here to dig them out. Remember! Don't leave any scraps!" Dave looked at Jue and said solemnly.

"This is the Kingdom of Earth. Can Orochi and the others come over?" A Fei asked doubtfully.

"This seems to be a problem." Dave was stunned for a moment.

Such a large mining project will definitely require a lot of people, and the Earth Kingdom will definitely block it.

"Leave it to me" Kakuzu's eyes flashed with a faint green light.

"You? What can you do?" Dave looked at Kakuzu in confusion.

"Haha, that boy Onoki, he borrowed 5 million from Kakuzu Loan for the Olympic Games a few years ago, and he has been overdue for several years. Based on the interest rate, now he has to pay back 100 billion," Kakuzu sneered. The body is full of evil spirits...

"..."

"Let's go to your black market first. Jue, you stay here first. No matter who comes, don't let anyone get close to here." Dave nodded speechlessly.

Then the two of them left here on motorcycles.

When we arrived at the black market...the person in charge of the black market knelt down and covered his crotch as soon as he saw Dave...

"Uncle, the information you want is for all children under three years old in Yanyin Village. Take a look!" The person in charge had already prepared all the information and handed it directly to Dave.

"... Your black market is still open to each other??" Dave was stunned and took it.

It seems that they came from Sunagakure Village in less than half a day... did the black market in Iwagakure Village receive the news?

"Well, the black markets are all interconnected. After many people with bounties on them are killed, the news must be updated as soon as possible." Kakuzu nodded.

"This one is called Hunting, and this one is called Didaga. Our target." Dave rummaged for a while and found two children he could recognize.

"It's easy this time. They are both orphans. I just go and kidnap them back." Dave said with a smile.

"Okay, then I'll go directly to the Tsuchikage Building."

Seeing Kakuzu, who was carrying an arsenal on his back, walking towards the Tsuchikage Building full of evil spirits, Dave shook his head helplessly and went to abduct the child first.

In the Tsuchikage building

Ohnoki was working hard, his eyes fixed on the computer screen in front of him.

"3, 2, 1" Ohnoki was extremely nervous and muttered the timer.

The moment after he finished speaking, Ohnoki immediately picked up the mouse.

"Ahhhh!! Why is this broken computer so stuck!!" Onoki roared angrily, slamming his hands on the desk in front of him.

"Damn Senju Tobirama!! It's my dish!!! It's the dish I've been waiting for for 3 months!!! 3 months!!" Onoki roared crazily.

"Lord Onoki, what happened here?" The guard outside the Tsuchikage office heard the immediate noise and ran in quickly and asked.

"Get out!!"

The guard hurriedly went out again, what's wrong with this Tsuchikage-sama? Isn't he usually very kind? Why is he so irritable today...

Ohnoki's chest kept rising and falling...his face was full of evil spirits, and then he picked up the mobile phone next to him.

Open the penguin and find the ninja speed.

Will of Stone: My cnm's Thousand-Armed Tobirama!You shameless ***, I c*** you

The speed of the ninja world:?Ohnoki?

Will of Stone:************

Tobirama, who was driving over there, looked at the civilized language that was constantly being refreshed and sneered on his face.

"Izuna, you drive, I'll talk to that Tsuchikage." Tobirama smiled and changed places with Izuna.

Subsequently

The speed of the ninja world: Okay, okay, I'll play with you

The speed of the ninja world: I c you****, I fuck you****, you****

The speed of the ninja world: I*****, you****, I fuck*

Ninja World God Speed: You******

Fast news from the ninja world x99+

Ohnoki from Iwagakure Village over there was still typing when his phone screen suddenly froze.

When Onoki's cell phone reacted... thousands of messages were constantly refreshing his screen in an instant... and new ones were still being refreshed continuously... The speed should be a thousand messages per second. ..

[Your penguin has crashed, do you want to restart it? 】

"Yes!" Ohnoki pressed down angrily.

There are 143784 pieces of news about the speed of the ninja world, and they are still being refreshed.

[Your penguin crashes again, do you want to restart it? 】

"Restart!!"

[Your penguin crashes again, do you want to restart? 】

[Warning, warning, your phone's memory is seriously insufficient, please clear unused data immediately]

[Warning, warning, the mobile phone chip is overloaded and will explode soon, please be careful]

"boom!"

"Ahhhhhh!!! Senju Tobirama!! Ahhhhhh!!!"

Explosions and roars were heard from the Tsuchikage building.

On the other side, Izuna, who was driving, looked at Tobirama whose fingers were moving so fast that there were no afterimages on the screen, and slowly swallowed...

"Ha, are you playing with me?" Seeing Ohnoki's profile picture turn into black and white, Tobirama smiled and put the phone back into his pocket.

"You should have some virtue..." Quan Nai swallowed and said helplessly.

"I don't even know why he came to scold me?" Tobirama was still confused, so why did the Tsuchikage come to scold me when he had nothing to do?

"Did you steal his food?" Quan Nai asked doubtfully.

"I was driving just now, who stole his food?" Tobirama shook his head.

"Oh, I remembered. I'll ask later." Tobirama suddenly thought of something and took out his cell phone to make a call.

"What's wrong, grandpa?" Dai Yue answered the phone and asked confused.

"Dai Yue, did you use my account to steal food?"

"Hmm, Grandpa, didn't you tell me that stealing food can practice my hand speed and reaction ability? I used your account to steal it, wuwuwu... Grandpa, I can only steal food from 10 people in one second. "Dear, isn't it very slow..." Dai Yue over there started crying as she spoke.

"It's okay, Dai Yue. You are still young, but you are already doing very well. Come on, grandpa will go back soon. Grandpa will come to you later and teach you how to improve your speed, and try to reach the level where grandpa can steal 100 people in one second. The speed of the vegetable patch”

"Yeah, thank you, grandpa!"

These two grandsons... Quan Nai on the side was speechless.