Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Uchiha Mirror!!! I'm going to kill you!!!" Hiruzen, who was wrapped in bandages, looked at the Uchiha Mirror on the bed next to him and roared angrily.

"Hiruzen! You have to listen to my explanation!"

Hiruzen limped out of bed and walked tremblingly to Mirror's bed...

After a while, the ward door was opened again... This was Danzo coming...

But nothing happened to Danzo. When Danzo saw a bandaged man in front of him sitting on another bandaged man and beating him violently, Danzo was stunned for a while...

Danzo watched Hiruzen beat him violently for a while...

Danzo, who couldn't stand it anymore, quickly stopped Hiruzen, and the three of them sat down and had a good chat...

"...So you just dumped the blame on me??" Hiruzen became even more angry after hearing Jing's explanation.

"Asshole, what are you talking about him? Did you dump the blame on me??" Danzo was still angry. When he got home in the middle of the night, he was questioned by Mi Lu, and then he was kicked out...

The three of them were silent for a while...

"Danzo...you won't...give up the blame..." Kaoru looked at Danzo and asked slowly...

Danzo was silent for a while, then nodded silently...

The three fell into silence again...

At this moment, Danzo's cell phone rang... Danzo didn't even look at it and answered the call.

"I'm going to fuck you, Danzo! I'm c*****ing you, you're *****, I'm going to f*ck you, you're *****, I'm *****" Danzo turned on the speakerphone....

Listening to Dave's civilized language on the phone, the three of them were silent again...

But Dave is fine, and Yue Mei also believes in Dave. After so many years, Yue Mei naturally knows that Dave is not that kind of person, so after Mi Lu contacted her, Yue Mei immediately knew that Dave would not be that kind of person. made.

After returning home, Yue Mei just joked with Dave and asked seriously, but Dave was confused.

Seeing Dave's confused look, Yue Mei laughed and explained to Dave.Well, Dave called Danzo to communicate.

The same is true for Mi Lu. She simply doesn't believe that Danzo can watch something like that. How can a straight man like Danzo watch such a thing?But... well... Danzo was kicked out...

Tonight in a certain ward of the hospital, three people suffering from the same disease looked pitiful...

Dave, on the other hand, was sleeping peacefully at home with his wife and children in his arms...

Well, that's the gap.

On the other side, Siying looked at the lumpy thing on his hand with confusion on his face.

"Black-faced buckle ghost, what is this?" Onoki looked at the mobile phone in his hand and looked at Kakuzu over there and asked in confusion.

"Mobile phone, a good thing." Jiaodu smiled and explained to everyone.

After Siying learned how to use the mobile phone, he returned to the room feeling dizzy...

Has Konoha... developed such a thing...

This was arranged by Dave, who was about to start exporting electronic things abroad. After Kakuzu heard the news from Dave, he naturally took the brunt of this basket.

Kakuzu has recently felt that there is basically no profit in the Land of Fire. No, Dave's arrangement instantly ignited the passion in Kakuzu's heart.

Dave is not afraid that people from other countries will take away their technology. According to what George and Orochimaru told him, their current technology is decades ahead of other countries, and their core technology is at least a hundred years ahead. There is no need to worry about other countries. People imitate.

Even if they copied it, their stuff would already be known to everyone in the ninja world, so who would be able to use what they copied.

The four shadows have all created their own Penguin accounts, and the first friend they added was Kakuzu.Kakudura pulled the four of them into a group chat.

[High-quality people in the ninja world] Number of people: 25

It’s Hashirama, not Shenbao: Welcome four of you!

Thorny Izuna: Welcome.

Ninja Dance God: Welcome.

Shinobi World: Welcome.

Asura who loves his brother: Welcome.

Leng: Welcome.

Learning First: Welcome.

Senior fishing enthusiasts: welcome.

Siying looked at the large group of welcomes, his face full of confusion... What kind of group is this?

Love woman: @Money is life.Who are these four people?

Money is life: they are the Four Shadows.

It's Hashirama, not Shenbao: Oh! !Have our Konoha things developed into the ninja world? ! ! [Emoji package, Q version of Hashirama surprised]

Love woman: @It’s Hashirama, not Shenbao.Didn't you tell me that you went to the Hokage Building to study at night? [Emoji package, Q version of Hashirama’s doubts]

It's Hashirama, not Kidney Po: .... Ahem... Mito, that, ahem, I learned.You guys continue. [Emoji package, Q version of Zhujian sweating]

Love woman: [emoticon pack, Q version of Hashirama’s anger]

Ohnoki: This is...

Worker: @大野木, you rebellious disciple, quickly send a red envelope to the teacher. Now the teacher needs to add an egg to the instant noodles, hurry up!

Ohnoki: .....

Little Rabbit’s Husband [Group Leader]: Wow, it’s so late, everyone is still up.

Worker: @小Rabbit’s husband, take a nap, get up and come to the Internet cafe to find me, I’m in the Ninja World Alliance Silver Promotion Tournament.

Little Rabbit’s Husband [Group Leader]: Go away, who can be like you, who can trick me to death with your cheating behavior.I slept.

Ninja Dance God: @小Rabbit’s husband, go to bed quickly, what time is it?

Ninja World Speed: @小Rabbit’s husband, remember to change little Daiyue’s diaper. Did he drink milk before going to bed at night?You and Yuemei should be careful not to press on him when he is sleeping.By the way, there is also....omit the following 1000 words

Dave looked at the care for his grandson from his old father on his phone, wiped the cold sweat from his face, quickly threw the phone away and fell asleep.

It's Hashirama, not Shenbao: @nin dance god, say goodbye to the water group, the ranking has begun.

Ninja Dance God: Got it.

Love woman: @It’s Hashirama, not Shenbao. [Emoji package, Q version of Kaguya’s anger]

Asura who loves his brother: @It’s Hashirama, not the kidney treasure.Are you in an Internet cafe now?

It’s Hashirama, not Shenbo: Yes, yes. @爱哥的[email protected], quick, quick, Asura Indra, come quickly, we are three short of two, we are five in a row.

Asura, who loves his brother: Okay, I'll go right away!You are so abominable!You don’t even call me when you go online! [Emoji pack, Q version of Kaguya being cute]

Leng: Well, we’ll be there soon.

Kaguya Acridine: @爱哥的ASHura@热@ninjaWorld Dance神@is Hashirama, not the kidney treasure.Make sure you go to bed early. By the way, do you have any late-night snacks?

Asura who loves his brother: No need, grandma! !You go to bed early!

Leng: No, grandma! !You go to bed early!

Ninja Dance God: No need, grandma! !You go to bed early!

It’s Hashirama, not Shenbao: No need, grandma! !You go to bed early!

The Ninja Dance God withdrew a message. Guess what he sent?It's Hashirama, not Shenbao. He withdrew a message. Guess what he sent?