Konoha's Crazy Dave

Matvey looked at the silver medals and silver things hanging on his body.

He couldn't help but burst into tears. After so many years...how many years later, he finally got a new mobile phone!

Yes, this silver thing is the latest version of the mobile phone Aishen 7 that has not yet been released!

As an employee of Love Kidney Company, he had known the news for a long time.Listening to the pricing reported by Manager Kakudo, one Love Kidney 7 will cost 30 silver taels this time!

His current mobile phone is still the Kidney 4 from a few years ago, which is already in tatters...

He also wanted to change his mobile phone...but...oh wow, his salary was only a few thousand silver taels a month. In addition, he had to subsidize his family and release his youth. After saving for several years, he only had tens of thousands of silver taels now.

He finally has a new mobile phone!

Madara looked at the copper-colored mobile phone in his hand, put it in his trouser pocket with a disdainful smile.When Dave came to see him two days ago, he gave him a Kidney 7plus. It also had a gold body and his own image was engraved on the back. It was much better than this thing.

"Okay, the swimming competition is over here. The next day, our next competition is track and field. I hope the contestants can adjust to their condition. We will see you tomorrow." After Dave finished speaking, he turned off the microphone.

Off the field, Madara left the field and was about to leave when he suddenly felt a very piercing look staring at him.

Without even thinking, Madara turned his head and looked at the owner of those eyes, Hashirama.

Hashirama's purple samsara eyes looked at Madara with an extremely envious light.The latest mobile phone that has not been officially released yet!

Woohoo, I want it too.Then, Hashirama took out his Love Kidney 5 from his pocket and compared it with the Love Kidney 7 in Madara's hand just now.

Madara smiled disdainfully, walked up to Hashirama, and threw the copper-colored mobile phone to Hashirama.

"Madara...what does this mean?" Hashirama hurriedly caught it, looking at Madara with some anticipation and confusion.

"Give it to you," Madara said with a faint smile and nonchalantly.

"Really...really!!" Hashirama was stunned for a moment, and asked with a bright and excited face.

"Um"

"Woooooo!! Madara! You are so good to me!!!" Hashirama hugged Madara directly, choking with tears and runny nose.

"Asshole! Your snot got all over my clothes!" Madara kicked the guy out with one kick.

..

Tobirama woke up from his coma, his cold eyes flashing with strong anger.Although he wanted to vomit, his strong psychological quality still allowed him to survive.

Tobirama looked around, hoping to find the person he wanted to see.

"What happened to you? You suddenly fainted during the game?" Izuna took a towel, wiped the wet hair on her head, walked up to Tobirama and asked in confusion.

"Where's the Uchiha mirror?" Tobirama glanced at Izuna with an extremely evil look and asked in a solemn voice.

"That kid ran away just after the game," Quan Nai said after thinking for a while.He handed Tobirama a towel in his hand.

"Where are you going?" Tobirama asked as he took the towel from Izuna's hand and wiped his white broken hair.

"At this time, he should go back to the police department to deal with the matter."

"Walk"

...

A moment later, in the hospital... all the bones in his body were broken, and Uchiha Kyou, who was wrapped in twists, looked at the ceiling in the ward in trance for a long time...

When Izuna heard that Tobirama had also been affected by Kagami's kaleidoscope illusion, he laughed so wildly. Of course, after he and Tobirama found Kagami, they also used a deadly trick...

Jing closed her eyes, and a tear slowly fell from the corner of her eyes.

Then he turned to look at the two books placed by the bedside, with an excited smile on his face under the bandage.

Jing struggled to raise his hand, wanting to get a tasting book and read it carefully.

"Jing, are you okay?" At this moment, a person suddenly ran into the room, and Jing was so frightened that he lowered his hand that he had just raised.

"Why are you here? Go home and rest quickly." Jing said hurriedly when he saw his wife Shanshan coming. Jing saw Shanshan's big belly.

"Didn't I hear that you were injured? I came to see you." Shanshan smiled softly, with a big belly, and slowly sat next to Jing's hospital bed.

Jing sighed and smiled helplessly.

"This is the meal I brought for you. I guess you can't eat it if you look like this. I'll feed you. Wait...what is this?" Shanshan put the meal in her hands on the table next to the hospital bed. Shan also noticed the two books placed on the table.

Jing was stunned for a moment and wanted to get the book quickly.

But it was too late, Shanshan had already taken the book in her hand. Looking at the book in her hand, Shanshan's face gradually turned red with embarrassment.

"Uchiha Mirror! You're looking at something like this again!" Shanshan threw the book aside in shame and anger and asked, looking at the mirror on the hospital bed.

"This belongs to Hiruzen! It belongs to Hiruzen! He was the one who kept it for me!" Jing quickly threw the blame away.

"Okay, I'll help you return it to Hiruzen, hum!" Shanshan snorted coldly, picked up two books and left here.

Looking at the departing Shanshan and the books she loved, Jing's sadness turned into a river...

Jing looked at the food on the table, but she couldn't eat it... She was even more sad...

At night, Hiruzen came back from a busy day in ANBU. When he got home, Hiruzen suddenly felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere...

"Damn monkey, you still know how to come back?" Biwahu slowly walked out of the room and asked with a smile on his face.

Hiruzen swallowed... What's going on... Something's wrong...

"Ahem, don't you just come back after finishing the work..." Hiruzen coughed twice tentatively, lowered his head and glanced at Lake Biwa.

"Really, I remember, you work in ANBU, right?" Biwako sneered and asked doubtfully.

"Well..." Hiruzen felt a little bad.

"Does your job in ANBU consist of reading these things?" Biwako smiled, took out two books from his arms and threw them on the ground.

"!!! This is!! This is!! This is the latest version of "The Photos of Yuya Takigakure"! Also! There is also a collector's edition of "Hanakira's Father"! Both of these books are available on the market It's not here!! I can't even ask someone to buy it! Oh my God!" Hiruzen looked at the two books on the ground and shouted excitedly.Not realizing the seriousness of the matter at all.

"Really?" Biwahu smiled and clenched two fists in his hands.

"... Lake Biwa! Listen to my explanation! This is... Danzo asked me to save it for him first!!" Hiruzen quickly came to his senses and passed the blame to Danzo again.

"what!"

after a while

Jing looked at the patient who had just been pushed in next to him and was wrapped in bandages. Jing didn't even have to think about it...this was Hiruzen...