Konoha's Crazy Dave

Today is the day of the Olympic Games, and the villagers are already sitting in the venue, preparing to watch the long-awaited Olympic Games!

"Hello everyone, I am the commentator of this Olympics, Dave Senju."

"Hello everyone, I am the commentator of this Olympics, Uchiha Tsukimi"

At the top right side of the venue was a huge screen, and the figures of Yue Mei and Dave appeared on the screen. They looked at each other, smiled, and introduced themselves.

"This Olympics will last for one month. It is winter in Konoha. Dave is here to remind everyone to keep warm. When watching the competition, don't get so emotional that you strip off your clothes and shout, which may cause you to catch a cold. We will also bring you the live broadcast of the opening ceremony of the first Ninja Olympic Games." Tsukimi said with a smile.

"In this Olympics, all competitors, except for ninjutsu, taijutsu, and illusion fighting events, are resolutely not allowed to use large-scale techniques or forbidden techniques to avoid hurting the audience. In addition, absolutely not It is allowed to take any stimulating or other drugs that affect the fairness of the competition. These two rules, if found, will result in a lifetime ban." Dave said the rules.

"Well, let's not talk nonsense. Now, let's move the camera to the exit." Dave nodded and motioned behind the scenes to move the camera.

"Now, the first one to appear is the Third Hokage of Konoha from the Land of Fire, Shimura Danzo, and the two hundred athletes he brought behind him! They are Otsutsuki Kaguya, Otsutsuki Hagoromo, Otsutsuki Hamura...Ivanov. Straighten and pull up his pants pockets..." Dave said the names of 200 athletes at the top of his lungs...

I will definitely not be a commentator at the next Olympics!Dave was thinking silently...

As Dave's words sounded, Danzo walked out wearing a Hokage robe and a Hokage hat, with his chest held high and his head raised.

Behind him were a bunch of people... well... they all had their own characteristics anyway... For example, a certain Silly Baitian was surrounded by a bunch of masked people wearing cloaks with the four characters "Dung Picking Brigade" printed on them... . Or for example, there are two idiots who keep saying hello to everyone around with a silly smile...

"The second person to appear is the Third Raikage of Kumogakure from the Land of Thunder, Ai Yozuki, and the 140 athletes he brought behind him."

After Naruto was the first to appear and walked in front, Raikage followed closely behind. Ai walked on the field and looked at Dave in the direction of the anchor room with confusion. Why didn't our number 140 read it?

Dave met with Raikage after the game and said that I had forgotten, and that Dave, because of his increasing workload, has developed high myopia and I cannot see.Um.

It was the same next time. Only Konoha and Dave read out everyone's names. The four shadows gritted their teeth and waited!Watch how we beat you during the competition!

"Finally, let's invite the referee for this Olympics. Mr. Kakuzu!!"

Kakuzu walked out slowly with an indifferent expression. Listening to the cheers around him, Kakuzu nodded lightly to them.That indifferent expression is just short of saying I am upright and selfless.

Next... there was a lot of chirping from the commentator and his wife, and then Danzo, the Hokage, the head of the event side, the organizer of this Olympics, gave a speech.

Today, the first event begins.swim.

Dave in the commentary room gestured in a certain direction.The person behind the scenes received the instruction and pressed a button on the console.Soon, everyone watched as the track in the center of the field slowly sank downwards, and then, a swimming pool with a hundred swimming tracks appeared in the center of the field.

Because it is a competition for ninjas, the length of this swimming pool reaches a full kilometer. After all, although large-scale techniques and forbidden techniques are banned, ninjas always have their own methods.The length is too short, making it difficult to tell the winner.

"The competition adopts a hundred-person system, that is, each village can participate in 20 swimmers, and the top 40 swimmers can advance to the next round of competition. Now, the swimmers have half an hour to prepare, and half In an hour, we will start the first race," Yue Mei said with a smile, and the screen changed to swimmers from each village.

Konoha here

"We have 68 people signed up to participate in the swimming event. This is the first competition in the ninja world. We must show our momentum. So, I will choose the 20 people with the best results in the previous competition." Coach Danzo looked behind him Person No. 200 said solemnly.

"Yoshi! No problem! This is youth!" Matwe shouted.

Soon, Danzo selected 20 people to go to the changing room to change clothes first.

Although the game is not divided into men and women...ahem, but the locker rooms still have to be separated...

Half an hour later

"Okay, half an hour is up. Next, let's invite all the athletes to appear!" The screen cut back to Dave. After speaking, it cut back to the field.

"Wow!!!"

At this time, the screen cut to a certain place, causing an uproar on the field...

Kaguya, her long white hair is tied into a bun, her fair skin is exposed, she wears a pure white swimsuit with a big bow in the middle, the straps are tied behind her neck, and she wears a pure white swim skirt with There is a star pattern on the right side. The swim skirt has three layers. The upper two layers are pure white wavy curls, and the lower layer is transparent lace.

Kaguya, who was originally cold and aloof, now seemed a little playful and smart.There's even a hint of cuteness.

"Pfft! Damn it!" Dave, who had just taken a sip of water, spat it out instantly when he saw this scene.

"Ahem, cough, cough...my wife is still pretty." Dave felt something was wrong with the looks on the side, and quickly took out his phone, turned to the swimsuit photo he took of Yue Mei before, and nodded.

"Pfft, okay, I don't care about that. Kaguya-sama is really beautiful." Seeing Dave like this, Yue Mei burst into laughter and shook her head helplessly.

"Tch, my wife is still good-looking, no one is as good-looking as my wife," Dave said disdainfully, leaning against Yue Mei gently.

Yue Mei smiled and shook her head helplessly.Dave, he's still a kid.

Hiruzen on the other side... was not so lucky...

"Damn monkey! Where are you looking?! You still have a nosebleed? Are you shameless?"

Looking at Hiruzen who was knocked out, there was silence for a while.

"Ahhhhh!! My eyes!! My eyes!!" "Doctor! Doctor! Pull me into the ICU quickly! My eyes are going blind!!"

At this time, another person appeared on the screen on the field...

The smile on Dave's face suddenly stiffened... and he slowly looked outside the commentary room...

"Swim...swim...swimsuit...Chi...Chiyo..."