Konoha's Crazy Dave

Looking at the unconscious Sandaime Mizukage, everyone was puzzled, and Kakuzu was also confused.

No, am I that terrible?Kakuzu even looked at himself in the police department mirror with the light shining through. Was he that scary?

There is no other way, let’s take the Third Mizukage to the hospital first.

In the hospital ward

Danzo looked at the Sandaime Mizukage who had just pushed in. Isn't this Mizukage?Didn't he just come?Why did you come to the hospital?

Mizukage was lying on the hospital bed, his brows furrowed, as if he thought of something bad.

"Black-faced buckler... black-faced buckler! No! Stay away from me!" Mizukage suddenly muttered something, then sat up suddenly and roared.

Danzo, who was ladling soup with a spoon on the side, was stunned...

What stimulated this big brother...?

...

After a day's rest, both Danzo and Mizukage left the hospital, and Danzo once again explained to the four Kage the specific procedures and aspects of the Olympics.

"Despicable! Chiyo-sama! Call three people immediately, let's go to that so-called Internet cafe to watch e-sports!" After learning what e-sports is, Kazekage cursed Konoha for being despicable and shameless, and hurriedly pulled Chiyo and the three young men. Went to the internet cafe...

Danzo shook his head speechlessly as he watched the four Kages running towards the internet cafe.

Somewhere in a dark warehouse next to a septic tank...

"How is the thing you were asked to do?" A black figure in the darkness asked as he looked at the white figure who had just arrived outside.

"Got it" the white figure nodded.

"Well, how about it?" The black figure nodded with satisfaction.

"The events that Kaguya participates in are swimming, gymnastics, dancing, and diving," A Fei said after thinking about it.

"What are you calling me? Mother!" Hei Jue shouted unhappily when he heard A Fei call her by his real name.

"He is your mother, not my mother? My mother's name is Senju Hashirama! Yes, my mother is Senju Hashirama, and my father is Uchiha Madara!" A Fei thought. After a moment, he asked doubtfully.

"...Forget it, I don't care about you. Recently, Bai Jue told everyone to put down all the shit in their hands. For the four events that my mother participated in this time, our shit picking team must help her win the four event No. 1!" Hei Jue shook his head helplessly, then looked at A Fei and said solemnly.

Recently, Hei Jue tried to find his mother to increase the bond between his children, but all failed, and it was difficult to see her.Hei Jue can see that my mother is very concerned about this Olympics. So, as a filial son of a thousand years, I, Hei Jue, must help my mother fulfill her wish!

"Can we participate in the Olympic Games? It starts the day after tomorrow, and the registration period expired yesterday. How can we participate?" A Fei asked doubtfully.

"No, there is another way to sign up." Hei Jue shook his head, with a firm tone and a hint of trembling...

...

"Are you going to participate in the Olympics?" Kakuzu asked suspiciously as he looked at the two things that came to his door.

"Well, that's right, can you operate it?" Hei Jue nodded and asked in a low voice.

"No, I am the financial manager of a kidney-loving company. I am the perfect person among billions of people. How could I do such a thing? You go, I won't care about it this time. Next time, this kind of thing will happen. , don’t come to me!” Kakuzu sneered.

Hei Jue and A Fei looked at each other, and it turned out to be true.

Afterwards, A Fei took out three suitcases from behind and delivered them to Kakuzu.

"What does this mean?" Kakuzu looked at the three suitcases in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"There are 3000 million in it. Can it be operated?" Hei Jue said calmly.

"...No, you can't even try to bribe me! Ninja World Olympics! This is a major ninja event held once every ten years! Such a great and glorious event, it is solemn, solemn, and inviolable! The bright and sacred ninja world , Such evil things are absolutely not allowed to happen in the dark! Take the money away! This kind of thing is absolutely impossible!" Kakuzu still shook his head.He refused righteously.

Hei Jue and A Fei looked at each other again...well...as expected...

Then, A Fei walked out for a while, brought a few more suitcases and placed them in front of Kakuzu.

"One hundred million, can it be operated?"

"Brother, how many people do you want to sign up for?"

.....

The next day, Danzo looked at the list of Konoha personnel and fell into deep thought...

"Ivanov straightened and pulled his trouser pockets. Thomson didn't wipe it after pulling it. Mary Bird's trouser pockets..." Danzo looked at the hundreds of nonsense names on it with a confused look on his face...

No, didn't Konoha only have more than 150 people sign up before?How come this person became number 600 after not seeing each other for a few days? ?

Danzo took out his cell phone in a daze and called Kakuzu, asking Kakuzu to come over first.

"Kakuzu, where did these extra 400 people come from?" Danzo handed the list to Kakuzu and asked doubtfully.

"The new ones who joined in the past few days have passed the test and their scores are up to standard," Kakuzu said nonchalantly.

"...Organize a competition among these 400 people, and select the dozens with the best results. Control the number of people within 200, and never exceed 200!" Danzo said, rubbing his waist with a headache.

People from other villages brought more than 100 people here. As the host of Konoha, there are several cheating events in the competition, and more than 600 people participated. Rolled up.

"Okay." Kakuzu nodded.

After Kakuzu left with the form, he called Black Zetsu.

"How are things going?" Hei Jue, who was working hard in the dung field on the other side of the phone, asked.

"It's impossible to add all of your dung pickers to the brigade. There are too many people. The Hokage's death order is for 200 people, which means there are only 48 places now. You can decide on your own, and let me know when you have decided." Kakuzu said slowly.

"In that case... you didn't handle this matter quickly... ahem... um... can you refund some money..." Hei Jue on the other side of the phone was silent for a while and asked awkwardly.

This was a case of picking shit against hundreds of people. They had been picking shit for several years, excluding a certain orange little bastard who came to rob him from time to time, and the [-] million taels they finally saved... Hei Jue felt a little distressed...

"Beep~" Hei Jue looked at the phone in his hand that was suddenly hung up.

...

Black Zetsu was a little unwilling to give up and hit Kakuzu again.

"Sorry, the user you dialed cannot be connected at the moment. Please try again later. Sorry, you..." Hei Jue looked at the screen that clearly showed that the phone had been connected... and there was another magnetic sound coming from the other side of the phone. The voice fell into deep thought...