Konoha's Crazy Dave

the next day, early in the morning

"Ahahaha!! We finally came to the ninja world! The ninja world! Destroy it!!!" A group of white-eyed people arrived in Konoha.

Looking at the separated family members who were getting mad one by one, Tian Shang shook his head helplessly...

They are really ignorant... Their clan is divided into the main family and the branch family. The main family is to guard the heretic demon statues according to the instructions of the ancestors, and the branch family is to take care of the reincarnation eyes left by the ancestors...

Last time the woman who came out of the heretic demon came to the moon to get the reincarnation eye, but the group of people who separated the family didn't give it to her. Well... half the moon was gone...

That woman is still in the ninja world. Are you so arrogant?

"Kill! Start from this village! Implement the will of the ancestors! Let the ninja world disappear!" the head of the branch clan roared.

"Let us inquire about the situation first! Come two people! Come with me to this village to have a look!" The head of the branch family called a few people over and ran towards Konoha.

Tian Shang shook his head helplessly, took out his cell phone from his pocket and sent Dave a message. This was what Dave had given him before, just to let the separated people tell him when they came.This phone is indeed a good thing, but the data charges are very expensive, and every time you are in arrears, a Q version of the corner will appear on the screen of the phone and the screen will vibrate to remind you that it is time to pay....

Outside Konoha's wall

The head of the branch family made a gesture, and several people jumped on the wall, then jumped down and jumped into Konoha.

"Oh, the ninja world really deserves to be destroyed. Is the defense so weak?" the head of the branch family said with a disdainful smile.

"Don't move!" At this moment, several Uchiha policemen in police uniforms appeared around them.

"You guys smuggled into the village illegally, come with me back to the police department." The leading Uchiha policeman frowned and looked at the clan leader and said.

When the villagers passing by saw this scene, they all came together to watch the excitement. Are there still illegal immigrants in the village these days?

The head of the branch family looked at him and was surrounded instantly...with a confused look on his face...

Seeing his expression, the Uchiha policeman smiled disdainfully and pointed at the wall.The head of the branch family opened his eyes... There was a thin red line on the wall of Konoha... Damn it!Careless!

"We are the Otsutsuki clan! Who is not afraid of death! You step forward!" There was no other way, the head of the branch clan stood up and looked at everyone and shouted.

The villagers and police took a step forward...

"...If you have the ability, let's follow the rules of ninjas! Let's challenge each other!" The head of the branch family was even more speechless and shouted hurriedly.

"..That aunt! That's right! It's you! The one with the green onions in your hand! Come out!" The head of the branch family glanced around in the crowd, pointed at an old lady holding the green onions and shouted.

The aunt walked out from the crowd and looked at the head of the branch family in front of her with confusion.

"Why are you looking so fierce? Do you think you can beat me? I'll let you do whatever you want, just hit me!" the head of the branch family said with a disdainful smile.

"boom!"

The aunt suddenly took out a pistol from the basket of onions in her hand, and shot the head of the branch family in the leg...

The head of the branch family suddenly fell to his knees in confusion.

"...Auntie, what do you do..." The head of the branch family was confused...where did this aunt come up with this thing?

"I am a farmer"

"Go back to the fields..." the head of the branch family said through gritted teeth, covering his bleeding thigh.

"Isn't it clearly stipulated in the village that private units other than ninjas are not allowed to use guns? Auntie, what is this?" The Uchiha policeman on the side also asked in confusion.

"Oh, my son is a ninja, he bought this for me for self-defense."

"Oh...then it'll be fine..."

The head of the branch family wants to scold his mother, what the hell are you doing as a plow with this thing? ? !Are you hunting mice in the field? ?

"Okay, don't talk so much, come with us!" The Uchiha policeman took out his pistol from his arms and pointed at the head of the branch family and said slowly.

Well...the operation failed and the clan leaders of the branch families were arrested. What else could they do to cause trouble like these idiots?The rest of the people followed Tian Shang into the village, and they didn't even dare to say anything about the separation of families...

Tobirama arranged him to the side of the Hyuga clan. After all, these two clans have the same origin, so he can have trouble with the two clans.

At noon, inside the Qianju Station

Hamura also moved to the side of the Hyuga clan and the Otsutsuki clan. He felt that it was better for him to look after his descendants.As for Hagoromo, he still lives in the Senju Station. When he has nothing to do, he goes to the Hokage Building to help Tobirama with his work... Izumi Nadu feels that his position as secretary is threatened...

"Mito, can you teach me how to cook?" Kaguya asked, looking at Mito who was busy in the kitchen.

"Oh? Kaguya, do you also want to learn to cook?" Mito turned back to Kaguya in confusion and asked.

"Well, I want to make some for the kids," Kaguya nodded.Only now did she realize that she was really an incompetent mother and had never cooked a meal for her children.

"Okay, come on! Let me teach you a simple lesson first!" Mito smiled, Kaguya is really a good mother.

after a while

"...Kaguya...you put it wrong...that's sugar..." "That's vinegar!" "Put soy sauce!! Why did you put sesame oil!"

Amidst Mito's exclamations... Kaguya's meal was successfully cooked...

Mito looked at the dark plates in front of him... A fly flew over the dishes and he fainted in an instant...

Mito swallowed...

Kaguya is such a good mother... Fortunately, she never cooked for her children before...

"How is it?" Kaguya wiped the dust from her face and asked calmly.

"...You can cook like this for Kaguya for the first time. Hmm...that's great." Mito felt the hope in Kaguya's eyes and nodded in praise.

"Yeah" Kaguya nodded and put these vegetables into the lunch box...

The lunch box is made of plastic... In the eyes of Mito and Kaguya, the lunch box is corroding at a speed visible to the naked eye...

The atmosphere fell into silence...

"Mito...is it a problem with the food I cooked?" Kaguya was silent for a while and asked...

"No...it's a problem with the lunch box..." Mito said against his will...

Then, Kaguya took out the iron lunch box from the side and put the food in... Well... it's okay this time...

So, Kaguya happily went out to look for her children with a bunch of biological and chemical weapons...

Mito looked at Kaguya's back... I hope they will be fine... Well... probably...

"Mito, what's the smell in the kitchen?" At this time, Hashirama came back and asked with a smile when he saw Mito dazed in the kitchen.

"Hey, are you ready to cook?" Then, Hashirama saw the residue in the pot where Kaguya had cooked, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Mito hesitated to speak...