Konoha's Crazy Dave

Tobirama raised his head in confusion and glanced at the young man with two little horns on his head.

Of course, Tobirama knew that this was unreasonable. That guy Kakuzu usually sent him so many bastard suggestions like this, so he put a big "x" on the document.

Then, Tobirama took out another document.

"On How to Distribute and Promote the Will of Fire" Hiruzen Sarutobi & Danzo Shimura.

Hagoromo looked at the self-awareness thoughts marked on it, and chatted with Tobirama...

Hamura looked at his brother's appearance and shook his head helplessly. The eldest brother is still like this...

night...

Hashirama sneaks into a room.

"Asura... Asura!" Hashirama looked at the young man snoring and sleeping on the bed, and shouted softly.

"Um...who..." Asura asked sleepily as the snoring bubble on his nose was broken.

"I...Hashirama...ahem, do you want to go out to play? Your brother is going too!" Hashirama asked with a smile.

"Hmm... let's go out to play... Brother will go too... Huh?? Brother will go too? Where to play!" Asura murmured vaguely for a few times, then suddenly stood up and asked.

"Let's go!" Hashirama chuckled.

The two climbed out of the window and climbed over the wall and ran out.

Yuyi felt this scene... and smiled with relief on his face... Then, the smile on his face solidified... Why did his mother go out...

"Where are you going?" Kaguya's figure suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, startling them both.

"Ahem...grandma, we're going to play," Asura said with an awkward smile and patted his head.

"Going out to play? It's so late, why are you playing? Go back to bed!" Kaguya said lightly.If she didn't take care of her sons, she should take care of her grandchildren.I, Kaguya, want to be a conscientious grandma.

...Hashirama and Asura looked at each other...

"Grandma, good grandma, can you let us go? Just this time! Just this time!" Asura held Kaguya's hand, his eyes glowing with buling buling, and he begged coyly.

Hashirama on the side took Kaguya's other hand and nodded quickly.

Kaguya was unmoved... The two looked at each other... Hmm...

"Grandma~~" "Grandma...that's not right...ancestor~~"

Kaguya looked at the two such cute juniors and felt soft, forget it, just this time.

Hashirama and Asura left here holding hands with a smile.

bar entrance

"Why are you here so late?" Madara asked suspiciously, looking at Hashirama who came more than ten minutes late.

"Ahem... I met an acquaintance on the road and said hello," Hashirama said with an awkward cough.

"Let's go, the DJ is already here." Madara glanced at the guy lightly, then turned around and walked in.

Indra followed Madara, Asura followed Indra...

Arriving at the scene...

"..The pervert above..." Indra looked at the stage where a bandaged man was twisting two bandages in his hands, and asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Oh...he is the second generation Tsuchikage, who came to Konoha to promote friendly exchanges. He likes dancing very much" Hashirama explained with a smile.

"What's fun here?" Asura looked around and asked doubtfully.

"Madara, what are we going to do this time? Should we drink first and then dance? Or should we just get down to business?" Hashirama looked at Madara and asked with a smile.

Madara glanced at Hashirama faintly...

Four o'clock in the morning...

"Indra!"

"Asura!"

"Motor!"

“Hash hot mom!!”

Intoro and Madara's dance took a route... They looked very sassy and handsome...

Well... As for Hashirama and Asura... Hashirama was drunk... and helped Asura open the door to a new world...

Two people wearing green long skirts with their bellies exposed were writhing angrily...

Madara and Indra were both extremely drunk... They were having a fight just now... The bottles they drank had already blocked the booth over there...

Madara smiled contemptuously and looked at Indra imitating his own dance... Really, do you even want to imitate my dance?Is this my ancestor?

"Wait for me for a while." Then Madara smiled evilly and staggered to the bathroom.

Indra naturally felt Madara's disdainful eyes. Is this okay?Being scorned by one of his juniors?I also followed him to see what this guy was going to do...

After a while...

The two of them are back... Hashirama and Asura are already dumbfounded at this moment...

Madara and Indra were wearing black stockings and a black skirt around their waists...

"Oh, do you even want to imitate me?" Madara, who was already drunk, looked at Indra aside with disdain and asked.

"Hey, how about it? Let's compete?" Indra asked with a disdainful smile.He has just arrived, how does he know how many kinds of dance there are... Well... let's imitate the junior, but this junior looks down on others?

Then, the two of them were on the bar counter in an instant. There were two steel pipe pillars on the counter...

Uh... Anyway, everyone was scared away...

"Oh oh oh!!" Hashirama and Asura's faces were rosy, probably because they drank too much.The two of them looked at this scene and howled like a gorilla...

Seeing two drunk people standing on the stage swaying wildly... Wu on the side saw that his stage was occupied by these two wall hangings, and felt very unhappy... He had no choice but to fight. But...fuck!

Forget it, I heard that kid Dave is in the hospital... Let's go check it out.It seems like that kid can't eat hard and spicy food. I'll bring some barbecue.

In the hospital

Dave looked at the person in front of him who had a grilled squid in his left hand and a grilled kidney in his right hand...

"Fuck! You bastard! Did you do it on purpose?" Dave, who was wrapped in bandages, roared angrily.

"What? What is it on purpose? I didn't know you couldn't eat these. It's such a pity. I originally thought of bringing them over for you to eat together." Wu innocently shook his head and said.

"Well, it smells so good. The cumin is sprinkled just right." Wu smiled, took a bite of the roasted kidney in his hand, and said with a meaningful expression.

"Nurse! Nurse! Call the police! Someone is trying to murder someone!" Dave roared toward the corridor.

Uh... Anyway, the hospital at four o'clock in the morning... Well... Dave's is still a VIP soundproof ward...

The next day, no matter what happened to Dave, the Uchiha Police Department received a call this morning...

Uh...the crime is...two people used the forbidden spells in the Sealed Book...

But when the police officers arrived at the scene and saw that it was their minister... uh...

Madara and Indra were acquitted because they were immoral after drinking, which was a moral issue and had nothing to do with legal factors.