Konoha's Crazy Dave

Today, Konoha is very lively.

Because today is the wedding of Senju Dave, the son of the Nidaime-sama, the president of Konoha Kidney Company.Of course, this is not a reason that makes all villagers happy, and even makes many women cry...

What makes the villagers happy is that all the assets owned by Aishen Company are discounted by [-]% that day![-]% off![-]% off! !Say important things three times!When this news was broadcast online, it really moved many villagers to tears.

[-]% off! !Every year on the company anniversary, all items are discounted at [-]%! !The black-faced bucking ghost, the financial manager of Kakuzu of the Kidney Company, has become deeply rooted in the hearts of Konoha.But today, he was even willing to bleed![-]% off! !So touching! !

Dave and Jiao both cried and said that we were all at a loss...

As a result, the sales of Aishen Company increased sharply today... reaching half the sum of all sales profits of the previous year...

I'm really losing money...

Wedding scene

"Beautiful pig takeout! Jijibo and his wife and children, a hundred pounds of pork!"

Kimima and Kakuzu, one old and one young, were wearing suits and sitting at the door of the scene. Kimima took the things delivered by the visitors in his hands, and Kakuzu was responsible for recording and shouting.

"Haha, I wish Boss Dave a happy wedding!" Jijibo laughed and said, slowly walking into the scene with his wife and children.

When Jijibo was a bandit, he had a wife and a son who was a teenager and was called Piggy Man.My favorite is buying lollipops in the village.

"Huh, luckily I'm not late. Damn Bai Mao, aren't you usually very quick at stealing food? Why are you so slow when I ask you to get something?" Quan Nai and Tobirama arrived, Quan Nai said full of complaints.

Tobirama gave Izuna a cold look

"Hokage-sama and Hokage's assistant! Uh... baby stroller... "Parenting Manual"... Aishen Yazuru milk powder... clothes for boys and girls..." Kakuzu looked at a lot of things thrown by Tobirama. , swallowed slowly...

Although I can all understand your feelings as a father, wanting to have a grandson as soon as possible...but...isn't it a little too early for you to give it away...

Tobirama was wearing a white suit with a flower on his chest.Quan Nai on the side was wearing a black suit.The two walked into the scene arguing and cursing...

"Hurry up, Madara, we're almost late!" Hashirama, wearing a red suit, ran towards this side, followed behind by Madara, who was wearing a blue suit and followed slowly.

"Why are you in a hurry? It hasn't started yet." Madara walked over slowly and silently, handing the thing in his hand to Kimima.

"The First Hokage! The leader of the Uchiha clan! Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara, um... two million-level Lamborghini couple cars customized by the Aishen Company..." Kakuzu looked at his hands I took the car keys and swallowed... It's so inhumane...

The two of them thought about it for two whole days and two nights, and in the end they felt that they really had nothing to give... All the good things were given to Dave on his birthday before... If there was no other way... then let's give him a car. ...This is a custom-made one. There are only two of them in the village. They are also couple's cars..

In fact, I want to say that if Dave is willing, he can have hundreds of cars like this...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..It's so expensive to customize a car...all my personal money is gone..." Hashirama choked up as he looked at the car keys given away.

"Asshole! You only took out 3 in total! I took the remaining 97 million!!" Madara roared with veins popping up on his head when he heard this.One hundred million taels, Bandu feels a little distressed.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

"To shut up!"

"Oh..."

Seeing Madara with a cold and arrogant face and Hashirama on the side entering the scene with aggrieved expression on his face, Kakuzu wanted to laugh a little...

"Phew, caught up." At this time, three figures appeared in front of them, they were the Will of Fire trio.The three people quickly handed the gifts in their hands to Junma.

"The leader of the Sarutobi clan, the leader of the Shimura clan, the terrifying turd of the Uchiha. Hiruzen Sarutobi..."The Complete Limited Edition of "One Flower Photo Album of the Wind Country"...Shimura Danzo..."On the Leadership of the Village" "The Thoughts of the Economic System of the Individual" Complete Limited Edition...Uchiha Kagami..."On How to Violently Beat Up a Cheating Man After Marriage" Limited Collection Edition Complete Set of Novels"

Where the hell did these three weirdos come from?Kakuzu was dumbfounded when he looked at the three piles of books in front of him...

Damn, the three of you gave these weird gifts to someone else’s wedding, aren’t you afraid that the bride and groom will come after you three? ?

"We're not late, aren't we, Mr. Kakuzu?" Hiruzen asked quickly.

"No, but it's almost here. Let's go in..." Kakuzu shook his head and threw the three piles of books in front of him aside.

After a while... the time for the wedding finally arrived...

"The groom is invited to appear!" Kakuzu changed his clothes and hurriedly went on stage and shouted.

How did this kid learn this wedding pattern? It's really troublesome.

Dave slowly walked out from behind the scenes. At this moment, he was wearing a black suit, holding a flower in his hand, and slowly walked onto the stage.

"The bride is invited to appear!"

quiet..

"The bride is invited to appear!!"

quiet..

"Fuck! The bride is invited to appear!"

quiet...

"Boy, where is Yue Meiren?" Kakuzu asked softly in a hurry.

"Don't worry, can my wife be lost today?" Dave smiled mysteriously.

Then Dave held the flowers in his hand and slowly took a few steps forward.

Then, Dave threw the flower in his hand into the sky. Suddenly, the flowers burst open, and cherry blossoms suddenly fell on the field. More and more, more and more... The field was like a world of cherry blossoms, flying everywhere. With gorgeous cherry blossoms...

At this time, a little rabbit jumped out of nowhere and jumped into Dave's hand... From the sky, swarms of cherry blossoms fell towards Dave...

The cherry blossoms dispersed, and Dave appeared in front of everyone with a smile on his face and Yue Mei in his arms...

"Oh oh oh!! Dave is awesome!!" Hashirama's eyes lit up with stars when he saw this scene, and he clapped his hands and applauded.

Mito on the side pinched Hashirama hard

"Hiss, Mito, why are you pinching me?" Hashirama took a breath and asked in confusion.

"Humph" Mito looked at the piece of wood in front of him, alas...

"Little Rabbit, are you willing to let me be your groom?" Dave looked at the blushing Yuemei in his arms affectionately and asked softly.

"Um..."

"Oh oh oh!!!" Looking at the two people kissing each other, the venue instantly burst into applause and shouts.

"Dave is so stupid!!" "Damn, he's so stupid, why did you hit me?" "Isn't this exciting!"

Looking at the somewhat chaotic scene, Dave and Yue Mei looked at each other and smiled...

Kakuzu, the master of ceremony, stood behind the two of them. He seemed a bit useless as the master of ceremony...

After a day of fun, the night...

Ahem, just imagine it for yourself.