Konoha's Crazy Dave

Countdown to the wedding, three days

"Madara...what gift should we give..." Madara and Hashirama wandered around the village for a whole week before they remembered that their nephew was getting married...

"I don't know." Madara shook his head...

He doesn't seem to know what to give...fans...armor...money...These things have been given to Dave on his birthdays over the years...it seems that there is really nothing to give...he now has There was only one sickle left in it... Uh... Did Dave give the sickle as a wedding gift when he got married? ?

Thinking of this, Madara shuddered hard... This is so wrong...

Madara slowly looked at Hashirama aside... Hashirama was confused...

When Hashirama got married... what did he give as a gift... Well... it seemed like he didn't give anything... It seemed that he had started a war with the Senju clan at that time... Madara thought silently.

"Let's go to the village and see if there are any suitable gifts," Madara said slowly after thinking for a while.

"Okay!" Zhu Jian nodded.The two of them wandered around the commercial street in the village.

As soon as Madara reached the entrance of the commercial street, he took out his sunglasses from his pocket and put them on his face.

Hashirama smiled disdainfully, Madara, you are still pretending like this.Wouldn't it be nice to be as simple and unpretentious as I am?I really don’t understand.

Under his sunglasses, Madara glanced at the ugly man next to him and didn't care about him.Without stopping, he took out a peaked cap and a black mask from his pocket, and was fully armed.

"Let's go for a walk," Madara said.

The two of them wandered around on the street, stopping to watch something from time to time.

"Yo! Wei! Why are you here too?" At this time, Zhujian saw a familiar figure and shouted happily.

"Oh! It's Hashirama-sama! Inuko and I are doing a radical youth exchange song! Run 200 times around all the streets in the village! Do you want to try it too!" Matvey shouted with sweat.

"Uh uh... no need... no need... haha..." Hashirama smiled awkwardly... to scare him... he is still so young...

"Wei, what are you going to give as Dave and Yue Mei's wedding gift? Give me some advice, I'm still a little confused now" Hashirama asked with a smile.

"Oh oh oh!! After several days and nights of radical exchanges between Quanzi and I! We finally got the best gift we could give!!" Wei raised his thumb, his teeth shining.

"That's right! After my father and I racked our brains, we sang the youth march power song for days and nights! We finally!" Dai nodded on the side.

"We are finally!"

“We finally got the best wedding gift ever!! That’s it!”

"That is!"

"Barbell!!"

The father and son were posing... I don't know where they conjured up several barbells in their hands...

Hashirama and Madara's painting style instantly changed to black and white... Hashirama suddenly regretted it... When the village was first built, he accepted the refugees casually without examining the refugees' character and thoughts...

"We thought about it for days and nights, staying up all night, but in the end we couldn't come up with the best result! Just when we thought our youth was gone! Suddenly! My father and I thought of a problem at the same time!" Dai roared

"What do the bride and groom need most after getting married!" Wei continued.

"Arm strength! Arm strength is what the bride and groom need most!!"

"Whether it's doing laundry, cooking or taking care of children! It all requires strong arm strength!! And barbell! It's the best arm strength builder!!"

"My father and I thought of this at the same time!"

"Barbell!!"

"This is youth!!! I want to eat ramen tonight!" "Eat barbecued pork!!"

"Father, your hidden weight was taken away by mom!!" "What? There are rats in the house!"

"Father, you didn't wash your socks?!" "I didn't unzip my pants pockets!"

"I haven't changed my underwear in seven days!" "I haven't changed it in a month!!"

"I will circle the village seven hundred times!!" "I will circle the village a thousand times!!"

"Ahhhh!! Youth!!! Roar!!"

Watching the conversation getting more and more sideways...the two people ran away as they spoke...Madara and Hashirama have never been so speechless in their entire lives...

"Hashirama... in the future... if someone wants to enter the village... check his character first." The two were silent for a while... Madara said slowly...

"...Okay..." Hashirama went back to discuss it with Tobirama.

Although the village no longer accepts refugees, it still accepts some refugees who have relatives in the village... We must discuss it with Tobirama after we go back... We must not let people like Mattwei... this kind of... .Um... This kind of... fugitive character is entering the village...

The two of them walked around the street for a while. There was nothing interesting, they were all too ordinary...

"By the way, Madara, do you know what Izuna and Tobirama are going to give?" Hashirama and Madara were sitting on chairs on the street, and Hashirama asked with a bitter look on his face.

"Izuna seems to be sending a book or something... I don't know about Shiro Mao." Madara shook his head.Who cares about that white hair.

"Tobirama... I think I heard him say before... that he wanted to give a baby stroller?" Hashirama was stunned for a moment and said slowly.

"?" A question mark slowly appeared on Madara's face.

Hashirama shrugged helplessly... Tobirama probably already thought of his grandson's name...

"Oh...what on earth are you giving me? It's all your fault! Motor! You dragged me to play in my Internet cafe every day this week, making me forget such an important thing!"

"?" Madara glanced at this guy in confusion. He seemed to have the impression that this guy dragged him to the Internet cafe.

"What are you looking at! It's all your fault! Humph!"

"...." The veins on Ban's head popped out... If this wasn't a village... he really wanted to beat this guy...

"Kakuzu? Why are you here too?" At this time, a hurried black shadow passed in front of the two of them. Hashirama looked at the familiar figure and shouted loudly.

"Oh, it's Hashirama. I've been helping Dave with the wedding these two days. Damn boy, exploiting and squeezing employees! When the wedding is over! I must go to the police station to sue him!" Kakuzu turned around. , shouted angrily.

Damn boy!Even if you leave the wedding scene decoration to me, damn, I won’t be reimbursed! !My money! !

The most outrageous thing was that when I went to find Dave to reimburse myself, Dave patted me on the shoulder...

"Tsk, how can you do this? Huh? Don't you know what it means to be humane? Employees should do whatever they can for their bosses. Isn't this what employees should do! Come on, work hard! Otherwise, your dividends for the next quarter may be reduced."

I'm so angry...

Hashirama and Madara looked at each other and smiled helplessly..