Konoha's Crazy Dave

Two days later, Dave's house

"Sakumo-nii...Dave-nii and...he...and Tsukimi-san are married. What does it mean?" Little Tsunade looked at Sakumo in front of her and asked in confusion.

"Well...it means...it means...Kaguya Kimima! Come on!" Sakumo also felt it was a bit difficult to explain, so he pulled Kimima over who was holding a calculator.

"Well... the meaning of marriage is that two people can be together forever and have a baby. Well... that seems to be it." Junma thought for a while and said.

"Tsunade! Let's get married in the future." When little Jiraiya heard this, he quickly walked to little Tsunade and said with a smile.

"No... no, who... who wants to be with you... with an idiot like you..." Little Tsunade shook her head, with disgust on her face.

"Woooooo... Orochimaru..."

"Stupid...idiot..."

"The wedding of the teacher and Sister Tsukimi is next Saturday. What gift are you going to give, Dai?" Sakumo had no choice but to ignore the three little guys and looked at Matt Dai who was standing aside.

"Hmm..I don't know..I need to go find my father to discuss it..Yo!! This is youth!!"

Seeing Dai running out in a hurry, Sakumo was speechless...it seemed like he couldn't count on this guy...

"What are you going to give? Kimima?" Sakumo asked, looking at Kimima aside.

Kimima was still calculating something with a calculator in his hand. Hearing Sakumo's words, he glanced at Sakumo indifferently and took out a bag from somewhere.

"What's in this? Isn't it your bone powder? Are you afraid of the teacher beating you?" Sakumo looked at Kimima's hand.When someone gets married, do you give them bone meal? ?Scary.

"Tch, why would I give those things? No, this is all my savings in the past three years, 50 silver taels, hum." Junma snorted disdainfully, opened the bag and said slowly.

...

Sakumo was stunned for a moment, touched his own brain, and then touched Kimima's brain in front of him.

"Tell me, who are you? Where is Kimima?" Sakumo suddenly pulled out the knife hanging on his waist and asked coldly.

"...What do you mean??" Junma asked angrily.

"It's a bit incredible." Sakumo smiled and put the knife back into the sheath on his waist.

"Hmph, don't look down on people so much, okay? Brother Dave and sister Yue Mei are getting married. Why would I mess around?" Junma rolled his eyes at him.

"Huh? Brother Dave and... and Sister Yue Mei... are getting married... do we... do we need to give gifts?" Little Tsunade tilted her head and asked the two little guys on the side.

"Well...Sakumo-nii and the others have all given it away...we should give it away too..." Kouchimaru nodded.

"But...but we...what should we give..." little Jiraiya asked in confusion.

"No... I don't know... Let's go ask Grandpa and the others..." Little Tsunade shook her head, and then ran out.

"I... what about us... Orochimaru..." Little Jiraiya looked at Little Jiraiya and asked.

"I... let's go find my father and ask..."

"Okay~" The two little guys happily held hands and ran out.

In the Internet cafe

"Hahaha!! Hahaha! You lost again!!" Madara let go of the mouse in his hand and laughed.

"Damn it! You're playing this disgusting hero Senju Tobirama again! You're running around and I can't catch you at all!" Hashirama sulked.

"Grandpa! Grandpa!" At this time, little Tsunade pushed open the Internet cafe door and ran in.

"Eh? Little Tsunade? Hahahaha! You miss grandpa! Would you like grandpa to take you to Shukaku Gold Rush Shop?" As soon as Hashirama heard this voice, he quickly turned around and looked at the little boy running towards him. The figure laughed.

"No...don't...eh? Grandpa Madara, you are here too!" Little Tsunade ran forward and saw Madara standing aside and said in confusion.

"Yeah, Tsunade-chan," Spot nodded.

"Hey! Grandpa Madara! Hug!" Little Tsunade stretched out her hand and said with a smile.

"Okay" Spot nodded and smiled, and hugged little Tsunade into his arms.

"Little Tsunade, why don't you want a hug from grandpa?" Hashirama asked a little depressed.Isn't this my granddaughter? Why does Madara always come to hug her?

"No... don't... Grandpa Madara... Grandpa Madara is handsome..." Little Tsunade lay in Madara's arms and shook her head.

"Ugly man, don't always ask questions like this that we all know the answer to." Madara smiled, looked at Hashirama and said.

Hashirama had an extra branch in his hand, found the corner of the Internet cafe, and drew circles full of shadows...

It's too much... It's too much... Wuwuwu... Aren't I just a little bit worse than Madara... It's been a few years... I still remember this... Wuwuwu...

"Does Tsunade have anything to do with grandpa?" Madara looked at little Tsunade in his arms and asked doubtfully.

"Hmm...Brother Dave and Sister Tsukimi are getting married...Tsunade also wants to give them gifts...but...but I don't know what to give..." Little Tsunade bit her finger and nodded doubtfully.

"Oh? Little Tsunade, you also want to give them a wedding gift!" Hashirama heard little Tsunade's words and returned to his seat and asked doubtfully.

"Hmm... Brother Dave... Brother Dave and Sister Yue Mei... are usually very good to Tsunade... Tsunade... Tsunade also wants to give them wedding gifts." Little Tsunade nodded.

"That's it, little Tsunade, do you know what your brother Dave likes?" Hashirama nodded and asked.

"Brother Dave... Brother Dave usually seems to like watering flowers, growing vegetables, and playing games..." Little Tsunade bit her finger and thought for a moment.

"That's it. Well, little Tsunade, you can buy some flowers, seeds, etc. as wedding gifts for your brother Dave." Hashirama smiled.

"Here, here's 1000 taels, go and buy it." Madara didn't say much nonsense. He took out a note from his pocket and gave it to Tsunade.

"Yeah!! Thank you! Thank you Grandpa Madara! mua!! Hehe!" Little Tsunade saw the money handed over by Madara and took it over with eyes shining brightly.Kissed Madara on the face.

"Goodbye...Grandpa Madara...Grandpa!" Xiao Gangshou jumped out of Madara's arms, waved his little hands with the two of them, and left.

"Slow down! Remember to ask Hei Zetsu to take you to buy it!" Madara shouted looking at little Tsunade's back.

"Mmmm! I know!"

Madara turned around and faced Hashirama who was looking at him with a resentful look on his face.

The two looked at each other...

"Motor! I want to challenge you!!" Hashirama roared with red eyes, wuwuwu.Little Tsunade is obviously her granddaughter, why are she always so good with Madara!Also, it should be his grandfather who gave Tsunade the money just now!Motor, why are you joining in the fun?

"...welcome any time.."