Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Forget it...I'll go check it out later..."

Dave is always a little worried about Heijue raising a baby... If three people are brought out, a manure collector, a conspirator, and a mother's baby, Dave will collapse.

"Gee, you just came back from the battlefield and you don't even know how to take a good rest," Yue Mei said with a smile.

"Hmph, didn't I just come to rest? Well, I'm in your arms and I'm not going anywhere." Dave hummed and lay in Yue Mei's arms.

Yuemei shook her head helplessly, and the two of them remained silent, quietly watching the setting sun...

the other side

"Jiraiya!! You little bastard!! Where can I put that thing!!" Black Jue was walking on the street with his three children. When he saw Jiraiya naughtily running to a street stall, he picked it up casually. After buying something that looked very valuable, Hei Juehun was almost frightened and shouted.

"Slightly! No... don't..." Little Jiraiya turned around tremblingly, pulling his face and slightly licking his lips.

"Stupid... stupid... put it back quickly..." Kouchimaru slowly walked up to little Jiraiya, stretched out his hand and pinched little Jiraiya's face and said.

"Uh...uh! Big...Orochimaru...you! You pinch me again! Me! I'll go back and tell Tsukimi...Tsukimei-sister!" Little Jiraiya hurriedly let go of Orochimaru's hand from his face and clapped his hands The man shouted angrily.

"Stupid... idiot..." Kouchimaru said softly.

"Two... two idiots... hurry up, hurry up, I have to... go to Shukaku's shop to pan for gold..." Little Tsunade walked up and gave each of them a violent shudder. , said angrily.

"No! Tsunade...Tsunade, you have to pay for all the money we spent on candy every time!" Little Jiraiya shook his head.

"Yes..Yes..I..We want to eat sweets.." Kouchimaru nodded..

"You...say it again!" Xiao Tsunade clenched her fists and asked fiercely with a slightly cute look.

"No...don't go..."

"what!"

"O...Orochimaru...what about you?"

"...go..."

So, little Tsunade dragged Jiraiya, and Kouchimaru helplessly followed them. The three little guys ran towards Shukaku's gold mining shop, and Kuro Zetsu followed the three of them with a headache. Behind the scenes, why are these three children more annoying than other children...

Shukaku Gold Rush Shop

"Hmph, how was today's harvest?" Little Shukaku asked as he lay on the cashier counter, looking like an uncle.

"Sir Shukaku, excluding the share with Aishen Company, you made a total profit of 2 silver taels today." The clerk next to him nodded and said.

"Humph, isn't it good? How does it compare to that guy from Kyuubi's internet cafe income?" Shukaku asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well...you...there's only a little difference between you and its income..." The clerk scratched his head in embarrassment...

"How much is a little bit?!" Shukaku was stunned for a moment and asked in annoyance.

"Um...ten...one hundred thousand...silver taels"

"Bastard Kyuubi! What other bastard Dave and Black-faced Buckeye!! They actually took 90.00% of the profits! Damn it!!" Shukaku slammed the table angrily.

"Shukaku! I...we're here!!" Little Tsunade ran into the store and shouted when she saw little Shukaku banging the table and getting angry at the cashier.

"Hey! It's little Tsunade here." Little Shukaku heard this familiar voice and turned around to say hello.

"Hey, little Shukaku, why don't you grow taller? Well, it's a bit prickly to hold... Well... Little Lama... Little Lama is still very soft to hold..." Tsunade giggled and held her hand. Shukaku took him down from the cashier and asked, stroking the little Shukaku in his arms.

"Yeah!! I'm so angry! What's so good about that damn stinky Kyuubi! Is his Internet cafe as fun as my gold-mining shop?!" Shukaku, who was in Tsunade's arms, was furious when he heard this. He jumped out of his arms and asked angrily.

"No...no..." Tsunade-chan shook her head...

"Humph, isn't that right! Is today still the same as before?" Xiao Shukaku raised his hands and nodded with great dignity.

"Hmm... still... still an hour..."

"Go! This time, I, Uncle Shukaku, will invite you!" Shukaku nodded proudly.

"Ah!! Hehe! Thank you Shukaku... Master Shukaku!" Upon hearing this, little Tsunade quickly picked up little Shukaku and rubbed her little head against Shukaku's.

"Thank you, Mr. Shukaku." Kouchimaru and Jiraiya also nodded quickly to express their thanks.

"Go ahead, go ahead," Shukaku smiled and said nonchalantly.

Well, it seems that I, Shukaku, am still very popular with children. Hum, damn stinky Kyuubi, there are not so many children who like you in your Internet cafe.

Little Kyuubi here

"Asshole! Asshole! Which bastard is so insidious! Network administrator! Check which computer this ID belongs to! Unlock his computer for me!"

A certain villager looked at the computer screen that suddenly went black in front of him, with a confused look on his face... isn't it... I just paid the Internet fee... is the time up? ?

Hmm..maybe this is why little Kyuubi still has a bad reputation..

Hei Jue looked at the three children digging in the sand pit and finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was finally able to calm down for a while.

This gold-mining shop is just for gamblers and children. Anyway, since the shop opened, Hei Jue has seen a person panning out gold... Well... it's still one gram...

"Damn it...why...why not?" Little Tsunade asked in annoyance with her face full of sand.

"O...Orochimaru...you...look! Is...is this gold?" Little Jiraiya on the side pulled the little one next to him twice and shouted hurriedly.

"What?? Gold!!" As soon as little Tsunade heard these two words, she pulled Kouchimaru aside and crawled next to Jiraiya.

"This...this...this should be gold!" Little Jiraiya carefully pushed aside the sand and took a very small piece of gold in his hand and asked.

"Ah! I dug gold! I dug gold!" Little Tsunade snatched it from Jiraiya's hand and ran from the sand to Shukaku and said excitedly.

"Oh? Little Tsunade actually dug gold? Amazing!" Shukaku said in surprise after hearing this.

"Hmm!! Hey hey hey!" Little Tsunade wiped the sand from her face and giggled.

In the sand...looking at little Jiraiya taking away the gold that he had worked so hard to dig out...his face felt very aggrieved...

"Stupid... stupid... don't... don't cry... she... she... she's just like that..." Orochimaru gently crawled to Jiraiya's side, pinching Jiraiya's face to comfort him.

"Woooooo... Orochimaru..."

"No...don't cry...stupid...idiot..."