Konoha's Crazy Dave

Under the promotion of two profiteers, Dave and Kakuzu, Kirigakure and Iwagakure began the first gun battle in the ninja world...

The battle situation was really brutal. Ghost Lantern Huanyue and Wu Wu's eyes turned red when they saw the situation on the field. A battle of this scale was even more heroic than a ninjutsu fight.

"Ghost Lantern Huanyue! Stop!" Wu really couldn't stand it anymore. He originally had a numerical advantage, but with this fight against the opponent, his numerical advantage was gone.

What kind of damn brats are they!Damn it!

"What do you want to do?" Ghost Lantern Huanyue asked with a sneer.

"It was originally agreed upon, let's have a fight," Wu said slowly.

"Okay" Ghost Lantern Huayue responded.

Both sides stopped pulling the triggers at the same time and slowly walked to the center of the battlefield.

"Bandage man, you haven't taken off the bandage yet? It seems that my steaming danger explosion power was already very powerful when I was young." Mustache started with a taunt.

"Heh, you're a fart?"

"My whole body was burned by my ninjutsu, and I still don't dare to show my true colors to others."

"Heh, you're a fart?"

"Would you say something else?"

"Heh, you're a fart?"

"..." Wu had quarreled with Dave before, and had already mastered bickering to a great level.

"Water escape. Water iron cannon!!" Veins popped up on the mustache's head, and he couldn't bear it anymore.

The two of them started fighting like this for two days and two nights... Dave and Jiao were both squatting in the grass to watch the battle, and their feet were numb from squatting...

That mustache is really wretched, and if you can't beat him, it's just a mirage, so you can't see where he is.What about none?He is not a good person either, he is divided, invisible (Wuchen Confused), and even more disgusting.

The two of them have been spending time on the battlefield, and neither one can defeat the other...

On the battlefield at this moment, the two of them were hunched and panting, with little chakra left...

"Bandage man!! Go to hell!!" Mustache raised his finger tremblingly, like a gun, pointed at Wu in front and roared.

Wugang wanted to form a seal and use the last dust escape in his body to trade with his limit...

"Sexually transmitted disease man, don't die"

Wu stopped making his own seals. Ghost Lantern Huanyue was stunned for a moment, and the smile on his face became even bigger. Is the chakra gone?Right, wouldn't it be better to just die honestly?Don't learn from Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama.

Kid... I believe you for once...

Wujiang slowly stretched his hand behind him and took out a seal scroll. Ghost Lantern Huanyue felt a sense of crisis in his heart, and accelerated his chakra mobilization speed, and the water cannon on his finger also slowly emerged.

"Unsolved!" Wu untied the scroll and opened the seal.

.....

The First Ninja World War began and has lasted for a month and a half. Today, news of the death of the first Kage-level powerhouse came out. Ghost Lantern Genzuki was fighting against the second generation Tsuchikage of Iwagakure Village. Fallen.The second generation Tsuchikage was fine, but all the chakra in his body was consumed.

The even worse news is that on the battlefield between Kirigakure and Konoha, Madara Uchiha once again killed 3000 people. Since then, Kirigakure Village's morale has been low and it has been completely defeated.Ko, that young man, became the Third Mizukage. He issued a letter of surrender to Konoha and Iwagakure at the same time, and was willing to bear the compensation for the expenses incurred in this battle with us.

Kirigakure withdrew from the first ninja war.Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna also went to the battlefield of Sunagakure.

As for the thousand people they had brought with them before, Uchiha Madara thought they were of little use and asked them to return to Konoha.When fighting Kirigakure, he could just go up alone, while these thousand people were sitting in the back playing Landlords on their mobile phones... As for the younger brother?Just call Nissan 666 next to your brother.

"Dave, as for the Nidaime Tsuchikage and Nidaime Mizukage, according to the information I collected, the Nidaime Tsuchikage can only be tied with him at best. Why did he kill the Nidaime Mizukage this time?" "From the moment I received the news, Quan Nai has always been a little confused.

"Oh, this kid gave the Nidaime Tsuchikage a sealing scroll, which contained seals one to nine, nine tailed beast jade of the nine tailed beasts." Kakuzu on the side was counting money in his hands. Hearing this, A sneer.

"Originally, the two of them were supposed to die together. Haha, the second-generation Tsuchikage finally took out a sealing scroll. The second-generation Mizukage was dumbfounded when he saw the nine tailed beast beauties," Kakuzu continued happily.

"...." Quan Nai was silent...

"How is the situation here in Sunagakure?" Madara doesn't care about this. He has been out of the village for a month and a half. He is bored to death, and his mobile phone is out of battery. He can't even chat with Hashirama.

Madara now wants to drive his Gundam and fuck him in all four villages, then just finish it and go home.

"That guy from Salmon brought [-] troops, but we used [-] of them. Now he doesn't dare to fight," Dave said with a helpless shrug.

"Let's go and fuck him." Madara walked out of the tent with a sneer on his face.

Looking at Madara who suddenly walked out, Dave's face was very helpless... He knew it would be like this... In Kirigakure before, if it weren't for Izuna who had been stopping Madara from being impulsive and not hurting civilians , Madara had already overturned Kirigakure again.

In the original work, the first ninja war lasted for seven or eight years. Now, Dave felt that if the war lasted for more than three months, Madara's strength would have declined...

"Then what should we do?" Jing, who had been afraid to say anything, saw Madara leaving and asked quickly.

"Let's go take a look." Dave shrugged helplessly and walked out of the tent.

"Can we help if we go there?" Several people followed Dave and asked in confusion.

"Who said we were there to help? Can you help? Oh, yes, your shitty yellow Susanoo can indeed do it. But Uncle Madara probably won't let you take action. We were there to call 666."

"..."

"Damn it! The seven bastard Calabash brothers!! Bah! Those seven bastards in Konoha are just bastards!!" Samana complained in the tent.

He spent a lot of money to buy those guns! !Now that no one has come back, at least you can get the gun back to me!

In the end, the people sent out to recover the guns reported that the field was full of gun fragments, and the good guns were probably taken away by Konoha.

Make Samana so angry! !It’s heartbreaking to kill someone! !The people are gone, the guns are gone, the money is gone...

This is a fart!

"Kazekage-sama! Kazekage-sama! It's not good! It's not good!!!" At this time, a chuunin ran in from outside the tent, shouting with a panic look on his face.

"What's wrong?" Samana frowned slightly.

"We... outside our station... there is a person coming outside..." the guard pointed over there with a look of horror on his face and shouted.

"Who's here? Tell me clearly," Samana asked a little unhappily, what's the point of making such a fuss.

"He said...his name is Uchiha Madara..."

"...Fuck! Tell everyone to retreat immediately!!"