Konoha's Crazy Dave

"What's the situation like on other battlefields?" Dave looked at Danzo and asked.

"Over there with Kirigakure...it's so brutal...Madara-sama and Izuna-sama fought 3000 people in the past two days...all 3000 people were wiped out..." Danzo swallowed...

"Oh, is everything okay over there?" Dave asked in surprise.

"Well, now that Kirigakure is under attack from both sides, Kiden Hangetsu is still at odds with Tsuchikage Mu from Iwagakure Village. I heard that the two of them have made an appointment for a fight in the afternoon three days later. Kiden Hangetsu can't continue to fight with him. Iwagakure was dragged down. He heard about Madara-sama’s battlefield and he was probably anxious. The success or failure of the two of them will probably determine the outcome of Kirigakure this time.”

"As for Nidaime-sama, the situation in Kumogakure Village is a bit complicated. It's hard to say. They have internal problems. Now Nidaime-sama is still dealing with Kumogakure, and Kumogakure's attitude is not clear," Danzo continued. .

"Damn, how can this be done? We haven't been fighting for a month yet. Kakuzu, bring your things. We haven't even earned enough money yet!" When Dave heard this, he thought this was okay.I haven’t earned enough money yet.

"What should we do here, Sunagakure? The six of us continue to drag him?" Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"That guy from Salmon doesn't dare to act rashly now. He has lost [-] men. How can he fight? Their total strength this time is only [-]. They are probably still worried now. We can make money very quickly. Let's go. Kakuzu! If you have any situation, please contact the Nidaime. I have his coordinates of the Flying Thunder God here."

On a dark and windy night, Olmo and Blade set out again

"Which company should we cheat this time? Bah, which company should we sell to?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Kirigakure" Dave had already thought about it.

"...I'm in such a miserable state now...and you're trying to trick me..." Kakuzu swallowed.

Now in Kirigakure's situation... there is no money and not many people left. The village was destroyed a few months ago... How much money can be made in such a miserable village?

"Who said I went to trick people? He is fighting with Iwagakure over there. We sell some good things to others, which in disguise weakens Iwagakure's strength. As for Uncle Madara...are you sure? Uncle Madara, he Are you afraid of these weapons?"

"gogogo! rushB!"

The two ran for a day and a night, and finally arrived at the battlefield between Kirigakure and Sunagakure.

Inside the tent of Ghost Lantern Huanyue...

"Asshole! Asshole! Damn Uchiha Madara! He couldn't hold on anymore and was hospitalized! Why is he still on the battlefield! Why can't he just take care of himself in old age! Go to hell!!" The beard's hair was smoking.

"Gu, you immediately take away the 2 troops from here and go to support there! You must drag him with you! I will go immediately after there is no difference between my side and that one!" Ghost Lantern Huanyue said to the young man in front of him. shouted.

"Yes!" The young man took the order and left.

Mustache sat down on the chair with a sad face. Suddenly, the tent was opened again.

"Do you have anything else? It's impossible to give you more people. That Uchiha Madara is a piece of shit! Don't be afraid of him, just drag him! Will I kill him when I get there? I'll beat him to his knees. I beg for mercy and call me daddy! Hum, wait until you see me kick Hashirama and punch Madara!" Mustache closed his eyes and shouted softly.

...

Kakuzu and Dave looked confused under their stockings... Are these people so brave...

"Have you recorded it?" Dave looked at Kakuzu and asked.

"Yes, it's recorded. Go back and show it to Madara." Kakuzu nodded.

"Who are you two?! Water escape. Water dragon bullet!" Mustache looked at the two stocking perverts who suddenly appeared in front of him and took action directly.

after a while

"Oh, why are you guys in the shadows so impulsive?" Dave sat in the seat where Mustache had just been, spinning a kunai in his hand, with a look of helplessness on his face.

"Let me go! Who are you!!" The pig-headed mustache was pinned to the ground by its horns, roaring angrily.

"That's not a small tone. We are the Akatsuki organization. I am Blade, and this is Olmo. Our Akatsuki organization focuses on making the ninja world into a nuclear-level ninja world." Dave introduced.

"We are now selling arms in the ninja world. We have been focusing on integrity for 300 years. The Kazekage has agreed to use them. The discounts during the event are very strong. Do you want to buy some?"

Mustache:...

There is a man who talks about peace and sells goods with a gun in his hand. What should I do...

After a while, Dave and Jiao left here carrying several sacks.

"Don't leave yet, stay and watch the show. See how Iwagakure and Kirigakure fight," Dave said to Kakuzu.

"What's so good about that?" Kakuzu asked in confusion.

"You are stupid. Think about it, Kirigakure used our weapons to beat Iwagakure. Iwagakure will definitely be unhappy. Then we will go to Iwagakure to sell again. We came here and directly earned two villages." Ah!" Dave said seductively.

"Gogogo, a Seth!"

The next day, Kirigakure took the lead in dispatching 2000 people. Everyone on Iwagakure's side was stunned. Did the little beard of Oniden Genzuki take advantage of the gun?How dare you bring someone to beat you after being beaten by Madara Uchiha over there.

However, after experiencing this battle, Wu understood where the opponent's confidence came from. They dispatched 3000 people, but only 500 came back. The opponent's casualties were less than [-]...

"Asshole! Asshole! Where did their machine gun weapons come from?!" Wu complained in the tent.

Let me tell you, how can you get the confidence from the other side? There are dozens of machine guns on the opposite side, and even Wu didn't notice that he received two bullets.Looking at the hole in his arm, Wu gritted his teeth, took out the bullet, and sewed the bandage on again.

"Hey, STD man, you're so embarrassed." Dave opened the tent, walked in slowly, and sat on Wu's seat.

"You brat? Why are you here? No, why are you here?" Wu B looked at Dave with a confused look and asked.Then he quickly came back to his senses and looked at Dave with vigilance.

"I, I'm here to sell you. Look at how miserable you were beaten by Kirigakure's mustache. It really hit you and hurt my heart." Dave said with gloating on his face.

"Smelly brat!" Wu glared at Dave fiercely.

"How's it going? Does it feel good to shoot with the machine gun?" Dave continued to ask with gloating.

"You brat, did you sell that to Kirigakure?" Wu understood instantly and looked at Dave with vigilance.

"Of course, do you want it?" Dave nodded.

"...Ha, boy, what a good calculation." Wu was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and sneered.

"Don't tell me I'm bad, I'm a good person. People in Konoha call me Lei Feng. I'm just asking if you want it?" Dave shrugged helplessly.

"Hey, boy, I remember you."

"Wow, your brain is too weak to remember me now?"

"You don't have a brain as small as yours, do you?"

"...Damn boy!"

A moment later, after the two had a three-hour long price increase and bargaining, Dave wiped the sweat from his face...wipe, this kind of thing will have to be done in the future.

"Let's go, STD man, my goal has been achieved." Dave sealed a few sacks of money into the scroll, waved his hand and left.

Wu sat on his seat and waved his hands.

"By the way, don't die," Dave walked out of the tent, turned half of his face and said slowly.

Then the curtain came down...

"..Heh..I may not die even if you die, you brat..."