Konoha's Crazy Dave

Konoha station here

"Asshole Dave! How dare you threaten me!" Hiruzen took off the small red gourd on his head and roared angrily.

"Damn, what did I threaten you for? I just said that I have a friend who happens to work in a hospital and also happens to know Bipa Lake. My friend also happens to know some things about Bipa Lake... You are like this. Can you blame me? Dave said slightly innocently.

"Dave, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation..." Jing slowly walked into the tent, took off the green gourd on his head and left it on the ground, his eyes revealed the Mangekyō Sharingan. .

Jing is not afraid of being blind now... because his old father Yangjiang awakened the kaleidoscope before. He also felt that he was old and it was useless to have this thing, so he transplanted it with Jing.Ever since... more and more people are afraid of him now... Dave doesn't dare to offend this guy anymore. Although he can beat him, he still doesn't want to try the... feeling...

"Ahem, isn't this to increase your popularity!" Dave coughed twice and said quickly.

"Reputation?"

"Yes, yes, it's about popularity. Think about it, you all know about Kirigakure's seven ninja swordsmen, right? But do you know who among those seven people?" Dave explained forcefully.Could he say that it was just for pure bad taste and to make Sunagakure sick?

Hiruzen and Kagami looked at each other and shook their heads... The current Seven Ninja Swordsmen of Kirigakure... Well... How should I put it... It's not that they don't recognize one of them... but the Seven Ninja Swordsmen. Now there is no one in the crowd...

If you want to talk about why...well...the two times Madara and Hashirama went to destroy Kirigakure, the seven unlucky ones were the ones who went first...The seven members of Kirigakure's Ninja Swordsmen have been replaced by two since they appeared. No one in the class... Now no one in Kirigakure dares to participate in the selection of the seven...

"Yes, we are just learning from them. They have the Seven Kirigakure Ninja Swordsmen, and we have the Seven Konoha Gourd Brothers. How great. When you are famous in the ninja world in the future, you will all have your own characteristics. By then, who will not be the same? It's got a reputation, right?" Dave rambled.

"What Dave said...seems to make sense." The mirror's eyes lit up. Well, the fool was coaxed.

"Indeed." Hiruzen nodded.The second idiot was also coaxed.

"I am Da Wa!" the two shouted at the same time

"I am!" "I am!"

"Sarutobi Hiruzen!!"

"Uchiha Mirror!!"

Danzo on the side glanced at these two fools and sighed... He was worried about the future of Konoha... These two fools... Sigh...

On a dark and windy night, Olmo and Blade went out again.

"Damn, didn't I tell you to loosen the tightness of the stockings for Orochi Lu? Why are they still so tight?" Dave asked with a twisted face while wearing stockings on his head.

"Why don't you take the large one?" Kakuzu said quietly.

"What about the headgear that F.M. asked you to make?" Dave asked.

The atmosphere fell into silence...

"Ahem, gogogo, b Seth, target, the Nidaime Kazekage's tent!" Kakuzu coughed twice in embarrassment.

The two of them were wearing black night clothes and stockings, walking through the forest...

Inside Samana's tent...

Samana sat alone behind the table, holding a document in his hand and thinking about something. There was only one candle burning on the table, and there was a slight silence around him...

At this time, the curtain of the tent was slowly opened, and the monk suddenly raised his head, with seals on his hands.

"Hey, young Nidaime Kazekage, don't be impulsive. It's late at night, so don't disturb other people's sleep." Dave and Kakuzu walked into the tent, and Kakuzu hung up the curtain behind them.

"Who are you?" Samana glanced at the two stocking perverts in front of him and asked in a solemn voice.

"We are, Xiao!" Dave slowly raised his hands.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Dave also felt a little embarrassed, looked at Kakuzu behind him who was picking his nose, and kicked back.

"Bah bang bang..." Kakuzu quickly came to his senses and clapped Dave's hands.

"Xiao? You bastards! How dare you come here!" Samana immediately slapped the table and stood up after hearing this name.

This bastard organization still dares to come to him?This damn Akatsuki organization injured all the genin in the village, giving that damn black-faced buck ghost an opportunity to take advantage.A whole billion taels! !

"Hey, young Fengying, don't get excited, we are here to help you!" Dave said quickly.

"No need!" Samana rushed forward directly.

After a while...

The monk, who was bruised and swollen, was pinned to the table by his corners.

"Oh, it's true. Didn't you already say it? We are here to help you. Why are you so excited?" Dave clapped his hands and said helplessly.

"We don't need it in Sand Hidden Village!!" The pig-headed monk was pressed on the table by his horns and roared angrily.

"Don't, don't, don't, why don't you listen to my advice? We also know the situation of your current fight with Konoha. Look, there are hundreds of you, but you can't defeat seven of them. What are you if you are not trash? Now Konoha But we are fighting three villages at the same time. As long as these seven people can hold you back, you will be beaten even more when the big army comes, right?" Dave sat on the seat of the monk, holding the hand He said while playing with a kunai.

The Samana stayed silent..

"Isn't it easy to say that our Akatsuki organization is committed to building the ninja world into a nuclear-neutral world!" Dave put the kunai in his hand on the table and asked with a smile.

"Blade, we are not trying to create a W-only..."

"Shut up, you are the boss and I am the boss? Whatever I say is what I say," Dave shouted with a glance at him.Kakuzu was speechless.

"Olmo, let go, take out the goods and show them to others," Dave said, looking at Kakuzu who was holding the door.

Kakuzu let go, Samana looked at Kakuzu bitterly, stood up and stretched his shoulders.

Kakuzu then took out a sealing scroll from his belt and formed a seal on his hand.There was a burst of white smoke.It was a pistol. Kakuzu handed the gun to Samana.

"Desert Eagle, a pistol, simple and easy to use. The genin who injured your village before used this. One million, one bullet, one ten thousand. It can be used by ordinary people, and its power is comparable to C-level ninjutsu. Now There are huge discounts during the event. Buy 100 Desert Eagles and get [-] gun silencers for free. How about that?" Dave introduced.

"Are you sure? Your organization is to create a peaceful ninja world?" Samana looked at the gun in his hand and looked at Dave in confusion.

Are you a gun dealer telling me that there is peace in the ninja world?Why don't I believe it?

"Yes, it's just to create a nuclear-neutral ninja world."