Konoha's Crazy Dave

"What? All 500 people were wiped out??" Shamen looked at the battle report in his hand and roared with confusion.

"Well, the whole army was wiped out. As for the specific battlefield situation, because no one has returned, there is currently no information on who caused it." Chiyo nodded.

"Where are the seven people in Konoha?" Samana asked.

"It's okay. Last night... there was still smoke coming from over there... it seemed like there was a barbecue..." Chiyo was stunned for a moment and said slowly.

"Asshole! Asshole!" Samana threw all the documents on the table to the ground and roared angrily.

The war hasn't even started yet. On the first day, 500 people died on my side. But there was nothing wrong with them and they were able to eat barbecue safely?

"300 people, dispatch another 300 people, and by the way, I'm taking 20 people to lurk. I want to see what's going on! I don't believe it!" Shamen vented for a while, forced himself to calm down, and looked at Chiyo and said .

"Okay." Chiyo glanced at Samana indifferently, and then walked out of the tent.After Lieto's death, the only ones who could make Chiyo get emotional were Chiyo's son and her brother.

Chiyo didn't want to say anything about Lie Dou's apprentice.

Konoha station here

"The other party has 300 people here? Are they here to kill people again?" Dave smiled disdainfully after hearing Danzo's news.

"Dave, can we also play this time?" Hiruzen looked at Dave and asked with some displeasure.The last battle allowed Dave to steal the show, but Hiruzen didn't steal the show!

My Hiruzen target is Hokage!How can we do without any achievements?

Dave glanced at the six people in front of him, and all six of them nodded at the same time. Indeed, they all wanted to take action. They all felt itchy when they saw Dave playing 1v500 alone.

"I understand, okay, you six will come this time." Dave rolled his eyes and smiled evilly, as if he thought of something malicious.

Kagami, Hiruzen, and Danzo looked at each other and shuddered... This guy... thought of something again...

Then Dave took out his cell phone and called Kakuzu, but what he said was unknown to the six of them.

The next day

Kakuzu arrived, carrying a sack behind him, and slowly walked into the station.

"Kid, what do you mean?" Kakuzu put down the sack on his body and looked at Dave and asked.

"This time you come in and help them." Dave said with a smile.

"Boy, I'm only responsible for making money, not fighting," Kakuzu glanced at Dave and said slowly.

"Yes, after this fight is over, I will help you make money."

"When will we fight?"

"immediately"

"By the way, send these things over to them. By the way, you have to get them too," Dave pointed to the sacks on the ground and said with a smile.

"Damn brat! I have dignity!!" Kakuzu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then walked up and slapped Dave's table hard and shouted.

"After this fight, you will receive a billion in dividends."

"Okay boss, I'll do it right away"

"...Didn't you just say that you have dignity?" Dave was stunned for a moment and asked in a wicked way.

"Dignity? Is money worth anything?" Kakuzu glanced at Dave sideways.

"..." Although I have thought of the answer just now... why is there still some silence...

Battlefield Junction

Seven people vs 500 people.

"Are all seven of them dispatched?" The Sunagakure jounin who was leading this time looked at the seven people over there with his face a little red, and asked the people around him in a daze.

"I don't know, but something is wrong. Didn't the intelligence say that one of them has white hair? There doesn't seem to be any white hair inside." The man was also a little confused.

"Um...sir...can I...can I laugh...I...I can't hold it in anymore..." At this time, a chuunin behind him stepped forward with a red face and asked for instructions.

"Why are you laughing? This is a solemn battlefield! Hold it back! Phew..." As soon as the leading Jonin finished speaking, he burst out laughing, and then quickly put it back.

opposite

"Damn Dave!!" Hiruzen fisted his hands and roared angrily.

He actually threatened me, he actually dared to threaten me! !threaten me! !hateful!When I become Hokage, I will definitely put on some shoes for him! !

Danzo on the side had the foresight to carve a piece of wood into a mask and wear it on his face.

Jing, Zhifeng, and Men Yan couldn't find any wood, so they put the stockings Jingduo had brought over on their heads.

"Hey, why don't you fight?" Hiruzen couldn't stand this weird atmosphere and roared over there.

"Fight!! Charge!!" came the reply, and then 300 people rushed towards the seven of them.

"...Do you want to do what that boy said..." Kakuzu glanced at the six people next to him and asked reluctantly.

"Do it!" Hiruzen nodded with an angry face.Damn bastard Dave! !

"we are..."

"we are..."

"Seven gourd brothers!" "The goblin on the other side, put my grandfather back!" Hiruzen, wearing a red gourd costume with a small red gourd on his head, shouted angrily.

"...Yes...put...put our grandpa back!!" The mirror on the side was wearing a green gourd doll costume with a small green gourd on her head. She was silent for a while and shouted intermittently. ..

The battlefield, which was originally filled with only footsteps and the sound of killing, suddenly became silent... Under the mask, Danzo slowly closed his eyes... Dave... he knew it would be like this...

"Hahahahaha, ah..." Dave, who was squatting on the tree over there, laughed and fell down from the tree...

Dave's laughter completely set off the scene.

The 300 people in Sunagakure who were still shouting about killing and beating suddenly stopped and laughed.

"I...we...we have never seen your grandpa...hahahahaha" The leader, the Sunagakure jounin, went even further and punched the ground with laughter.

"Kids... I don't care what you think... I can't bear it anymore..." Veins popped up on Kakuzu's head...

"Fire escape. Head painstaking!" "Psychic skills. Ape demon!" "Wind escape. Vacuum jade!" "Dung reading!"...

An hour later, Sunagakure was stationed here

"Kazekage-sama, Kazekage-sama, 300 people... 300 people... 300 people were wiped out..." Of the twenty people lurking on the battlefield, only three survived.

"Bang! Who did this!" Samana slapped the table and stood up, roaring angrily.

"The seven gourd brothers..."

There was silence in the tent...

"No, no, no, it's those seven of them." The ninja felt that what he said was wrong, so he quickly slapped himself and changed his words.

"...How are the strength of the seven of them?" Samana asked slowly after being silent for a while.

"One should be a black-faced buck ghost, and the other should be a terrifying turd of Uchiha. I don't know about the remaining five, but judging from their strength, they should all be jounin or above." The ninja shook his head.

"Black-faced ghost...horrible dung..." Samana sighed...

The tent fell into silence again..