Konoha's Crazy Dave

"People in our village were harmed in your village! Why don't you explain it! Is your Konoha's defense so weak!" Samana roared.

"Shut up, you're noisy. I'll call Kakuzu over to discuss it with you." Tobirama couldn't stand this noisy Samana, so he shouted very unhappily.

Shamon immediately shut his mouth obediently, but his eyes looking at Tobirama's figure were filled with gloom.

The chuunin exams were over, and the five major ninja villages were planning to leave today, but something like this happened, and the people in the other three major ninja villages were prepared to stay for a day with the intention of watching a good show.

Kakuzu was so happy that he went straight to the door.

"You four Kage live in a Kage-level suite for 100 million a night. I forgot, this is the price on ordinary days. On holidays, it is 500 million. You are very lucky. Today is the day when Konoha's Nine Tailed Beasts Konoha Business Opens The 0th anniversary of the day. You brought a total of 300 genin and booked a common suite. The price for the holidays is one hundred thousand silver taels. Please pay it first. "Kakuzu looked at the four Kage with a smile on his face, as if To four cash cows.

The four Kage looked at the price of Kage-level suites on the big screen of the hotel at 1 taels and fell into thought... How could this be increased 500 times... Is this day of tailed beasts... important in Konoha?

after a while

The nine little tailed beasts called by Kakuzu left here holding dozens of sacks of money with smiles on their faces.

On a dark and windy night, another murder... a hurtful night.

"Olmo, you should understand how to operate this time, right? Knock him out first, and then take action. Do you understand?" Dave looked at Kakuzu aside and said.

"Olmo received it, over!"

"Our operation codename this time is 'Operation Stockings 2.0' gogogo!"

The two of them jumped off the rooftop of the hotel again. This time they did it smoothly. At least everyone in Sunagakure Village was injured.

Dave and Kakuzu walked quietly down the corridor of the hotel.

Dave gestured towards Kakuzu again.

Kakuzu nodded solemnly, this time, he understood.

Then Kakuzu looked at the genin room in Kirigakure Village aside, kicked the door open, and rushed in with his gun raised...

Dave looked at Kakuzu who rushed in with a confused look on his face...

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Operation Silk Stockings 2.0 codename operation failed, Olmo, you bastard, retreat!"

"Olmo received it, over!"

On a dark and windy night, two wretched men wearing stockings escaped again.

The next day, in the Hokage's office

"Asshole!! Asshole! Who is it! Who is it?!" Tobirama slammed the table angrily and roared.

"Hokage, you must give me an explanation today." Veins popped up on Salmon's head. This morning, all the genin he brought this time entered Konoha's hospital with serious leg injuries.

This damn hospital costs me 100 million silver taels for one intravenous drip and one operation! !Don't let me know who did it!

"That's right, Hokage, is this a conspiracy of your village?" Mizukage Kiden Genzuki, who was sitting next to him, also asked.

A person in their village was also beaten last night, and it was that person who sent the signal.

"Two wretched men with stockings on their heads, there is absolutely no way they are from our village! People from our village can never do that kind of thing!" Tobirama slammed the table and shouted.

"Oh, Naruto, as far as we know, stockings are only popular in your Konoha, right? Are they also made by your Konoha?" Ghost Lantern Huanyue asked with a sneer.

"What reason do you have to prove that they are not people secretly sent by your village to buy our village's stockings to do this kind of thing?" Tobirama asked instead.

The four shadows fell into silence at the same time. The five shadows also discussed this matter for a day, but they couldn't come up with any results. There was no way to prove that the two people were from Konoha or other villages, and naturally they couldn't do anything. .

After doing this, the four shadows couldn't leave. If this matter didn't come to an end, they would leave like this. They were unwilling to do so.So much money has been spent...

Kakuzu is even happier, finding Siying again

"Hey, Black-faced Buckeye, today is not the 0th anniversary of the opening of that tailed beast or something, right? Are the hotel prices going to return to their original values?" Mustache asked, looking at Kakuzu with a sneer.

"No, no, no, today is the fifth anniversary of the establishment of Konoha Village's Kidney Care Company."

"..."

Si Kage took out the money with tears in his eyes, and Kakuzu was happy again.

It's a dark and windy night, and it's a night of killing and hurting people again.

"This time, let's talk directly. I won't give you any signs. Just follow my command. Do you understand? Olmo?" Dave looked to the side with a headache and said.

"Olmo received, Blade. over!"

"This operation is Operation Stockings 3.0, and the purpose is still the same. But if you make mistakes for me again this time, your dividends this month will be gone. Do you understand Olmo?"

"..Olmo receives it, blade, over!"

This lasted three nights in a row. What could have been completed in one night, this scammer kept me going for three days.

The two jumped off the rooftop of the hotel again, and this time it went smoothly. They successively captured people from Kirigakure and Iwagakure, leaving only the Leiyin Village.

"Olmo, you did a good job this time." Dave looked at Kakuzu aside and said with a smile on his face.

"Olmo received it, over!" Kakuzu nodded.

"Next, only those in Leiyin Village are left, and our operation is over. Let's do the same this time, enter through the window, knock them unconscious, and shoot. Evacuate and move to the next room, do you understand?"

"Olmo got it!"

The two entered the room of a genin from Raiyin Village.The two of them stood in front of the genin's bed.

"Olmo, come on!" Dave shouted softly.

Kakuzu didn't reply, but the eyes with flaring eyelids under the stockings emitted a faint green light...

Then... Dave watched in confusion as Jiaodu walked to the end of the person's bed and got directly into the person's bed.

"Ahhhhh!!"

The Raigin genin who was lying on the bed suddenly sat up in horror, suddenly opened the quilt, and looked at the pervert wearing stockings between his legs with a confused look on his face with one hand on his crotch...

"Blade! Look! This man has a hundred silver taels in his waistband!"

"Zhete! Zhete! Fuck you, Olmo, you bastard!! Your dividends are gone this month!"

On a dark and windy night, two wretched men wearing stockings knocked the man unconscious and left here in despair...

Operation Stockings 3.0 failed again...

next day

The five shadows can't sit still...