Konoha's Crazy Dave

Chapter 137 Mission failed, retreat

Today's chuunin exam may be the exam with the lowest losses and the lowest damage in history.

This Chuunin Exam is really like novices pecking each other. Every two people on the stage are throwing kunai at each other to test.

You said that as a genin, it is understandable that you throw incorrectly, but why did you bring dozens of kunai and throw them all at my referee?

In the end, it’s a matter of whoever brings more kunai. Whoever throws all the kunai first will lose.Those ninjas who came on stage later realized this and ran out of the arena to buy kunai.

No. 1 is even more bastard, he is a ninja from Konoha, his family owns a weapons shop, and he comes with several sacks of kunai to throw around.This is really embarrassing for Dave. I worked so hard to be a referee, but in the end, I just came here to hide from Kunai and train my reflexes?

Kakuzu was even more sad. He had waited for such a conference and then opened an order. Well, it seemed that he was going to kill Kirigakure hard.

After the exam, Kakuzu went to the court in tears and picked up thousands of kunai, and sold them at a price several times higher with tears in his eyes.

And this time the Chunin Exam ended in a blur. The final result was that only No. 1 in this Chunin Exam became a Chunin.

Whether one can become a chuunin or not was jointly discussed by the five major Kage, but such a dramatic scene today left the Five Kage helpless. There was no other way, and the only one to blame was the black-faced buckling ghost.

But we can't not all become chuunin. After thinking about it, the Five Kage can only move up to No. 1.

Kakuzu came out of the hospital and found Dave with a displeased face.

"Boy, is this the business opportunity you're talking about?" Kakuzu asked in displeasure. He had worked hard all day, but in the end he only earned 1000 million?Didn't he lose everything?

He can make millions per minute, but he just stole 1000 million from Mizukage on this day. How could this be possible?

"Since business opportunities don't come to us, let's create business opportunities." Dave narrowed his eyes and said slowly...

Dave's heart has been filled with fire all day. Nonsense, being thrown away a kunai for a day, how can anyone bear it?

"How to make it?" Kakuzu rolled his eyes and asked slowly.

Dave took out two pairs of black stockings from his arms, handed one to Kakuzu, and put the other on his head.

Looking at Dave, whose facial features exploded under the stockings in front of him, Jiaodu swallowed and put the stockings that Dave handed over over his head.

"Go back and talk to the factory over at Orochoku. Why are these stockings so tight?" Dave, whose mouth was turned out under the stockings, said speechlessly.

"Understood." The flaring corners of the eyelids under the stockings all nodded in agreement.

"Take it" Dave took out a pistol from his belt and handed it to Kakuzu.

"What is this?" Kakuzu took it and asked doubtfully.

"The pistol, I call him the Desert Eagle. The dwarf and Orochimaru made it in the past two days. Let's go to the training ground to try it out later, and we will do it at night." Dave said with a hint of laughter at the corner of his mouth and a sip.Why are these rubbish stockings so tight?Is it more difficult to tear it apart?

"OK" Jiaodu nodded.

"Walk"

"Bang!" The two of them collided...

"You must adjust the tightness of your stockings! You can't see anything like this!"

"understand!"

"gogogo!"

"boom!"

"Go and adjust it for me right now!"

In the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high, killing people, ah, what a hurtful night.

Three o'clock in the morning, on the rooftop of the Kidney Hotel.

"Do you know how to do this?" Dave looked at Kakuzu and asked.

"It's necessary." Kakuzu nodded.After an afternoon of training, he was already very good at Kakuzu. If it weren't for the lack of range, he could hit someone accurately from [-] miles away.

"This operation is codenamed 'Operation Stockings'. The target is all the genin of the four major ninja villages. It must cause disability and other major trauma." Dave held the pistol in both hands and looked at Kakuzu and said.

"Understood" Jiaodu narrowed his eyes.

"By the way, put on your stockings."

"...clear"

"From now on, we will be the Akatsuki organization. It can also be called a terrorist organization." When the two were about to go downstairs, Dave looked at Kakuzu and said.

"....What's the significance of the establishment of this organization?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Create a world with only WIFI," Dave said solemnly.

"...How much can you earn?" Jiao doesn't care about that stuff.

"Think about it, the whole ninja world is full of WIFI, how much can you earn in a month just by paying for the Internet?" Dave said seductively.

"Gogogo!! Action!!" Kakuzu immediately put on his stockings, his face solemn.

"From now on, I will be Blade and you will be Olmo."

"why?"

"do you have any opinion?"

"Received, over!"

The two jumped down from the upstairs and reached the floor of Sunagakure Village first.

Dave slowly opened the glass and gestured to the corner next to him.

Kakuzu nodded, then picked up the pistol and rushed in quietly.Dave followed Kakuzu.

The two stood in front of the bed of a Sunagakure genin, Dave gesturing to Kakuzu.

The corners under the stockings squinted... nodded, then picked up the gun and shot the man in the leg.

"Ahhhh!!" The Sunagakure genin suddenly jumped up and roared.

Dave looked at Kakuzu in confusion, and Kakuzu also looked at Dave in confusion.

"I'll fucking let you knock him out before he does it!" Dave slapped his forehead hard and shouted.

"Then... what to do now..." Kakuzu scratched his head in embarrassment, pointed at the still roaring Sunagakure genin and asked.

The Sunagakure genin was still confused. Looking at the two weirdos with stockings on their heads and distorted faces that suddenly appeared in front of them, they roared in horror.

"Knock him out, and you still make him howl?" Dave pointed at the howling Sunagakure genin and shouted.

"Understood" Kakuzu nodded, picked up the pistol with his right hand, and hit the genin hard on the head with the butt.

The genin passed out...

"Call the Blade, call the Blade, what do we do now, Blade"

"..I tm...we are right in front of you. What are you doing with my walkie-talkie? The mission has failed, Olmo, retreat!"

"Received, received, over!"

"To shut up!"

"Received, received, over!"

"..."

On a dark and windy night, two wretched men with stockings on their heads and distorted faces evacuated the place.

The next day, the genin came to Konoha Hospital.

"Hokage!! You Konoha must give us Sunagakure Village an explanation today!!" Samana looked at Tobirama aside and roared with anger.

"What's it called? Look, this is not an injury caused by my Konoha people at all. The small piece of iron on his leg, Konoha doesn't have this kind of metal at all!" Tobirama sneered and said slowly.

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