Konoha's Crazy Dave

next day

"Uncle, I feel... something is wrong inside my body..." Dave didn't sleep last night, and his heart kept beating violently... He felt something was wrong with his body. He couldn't tell why it was wrong, but it just felt wrong.

"Did you react when you sealed the nine tailed beasts yesterday?" Hashirama, who was chatting and spanking with Madara beside him, suddenly came back to his senses and said seriously.

Madara didn't say a word, put a hand on Dave's shoulder, and left here with a teleportation technique to find Mito.

Hashirama stared blankly at the two people who suddenly left, uh...

"Wait for me! Motor!"

In the Senju clan... Tobirama and Izuna also came, joking, work is not as important as having a son.

"Dave, did you suddenly have a huge amount of chakra in your body, causing your body to have problems?" Mito checked and asked with a solemn face.

This child doesn't know how to cherish himself at all. He seals everything in his belly. Those black things and the nine tailed beasts are all in his belly.

"What are you guys looking at? Isn't it sealed into Dave's body that you agreed to?" Mito suddenly looked at the four bastards beside him and shouted.

Madara turned his head, Izuna touched her hair awkwardly, and Tobirama closed his eyes and crossed his hands.

"But... the seal... isn't it Mito who is responsible for the seal..." Hashirama said weakly...

after a while

Dave looked at the brightest star in the sky and the big hole in the roof and swallowed slowly...

"Dave, how are you feeling now?" Mito's red hair slowly fell down and he looked at Dave nervously and asked.

"Well...I feel like...something is coming out..." Dave had a vague feeling that something was about to come out...

"What's coming out?" Mito murmured doubtfully..

"Dave, follow uncle's actions." At this time, the pillars in the sky fell, and he said solemnly.

"Okay" Dave nodded.

"Hai-Shu-You-Shen-Wei. The art of channeling!"

"Hai-Shu-You-Shen-Wei. The art of channeling!"

Two puffs of smoke erupted from the field.Hashirama and the others immediately prepared their formations. Izuna and Madara were glaring at the Sharingan. Madara put one hand on the handle of the scythe behind his back. Tobirama immediately placed the Flying Thunder God Technique around him. It seemed that it was exactly what he thought. That way.

"Master Hashirama, why did you summon me?" The smoke beside Hashirama dispersed first, and a slug slowly twisted out of it, asking in a very pleasant voice.

"It was okay just now, Slug Immortal, but something may have happened now." Hashirama shook his head, his face solemn.

"Brain..brain..brain.."

Dave heard this voice...no way...

Hashirama and others were stunned when they heard this voice.

Wait until the smoke clears...

A black zombie wearing a tattered suit on its upper body and tattered brown jeans on its lower body and legs with its legs close together, protruding eyeballs and two teeth in its mouth appeared in everyone's sight...

"Brain...brain...brain..." The zombie walked tremblingly, the speed...I can't compliment it...

The zombie walked slowly towards Hashirama, Hashirama was still in a state of confusion. When the zombie arrived in front of Hashirama, he opened his big smelly mouth and kept biting Hashirama's brain... However, Just those two teeth of his... He kept chewing on them... and one of them fell out...

Hashirama felt that his head was wet, and then he came to his senses. He reached out and touched his head... and felt something sticky... He put it in front of his nose and took a whiff...

"vomit" Hashirama fell to the ground on the spot and vomited...

Hashirama threw the zombie that was still chewing on his head with one hand. The zombie slowly stood up from the ground and slowly walked towards Hashirama again...

Hashirama threw him out again, and the zombie got up and walked away again

Throw the pillars away again, and the zombies will come back.

Lost between pillars, zombies come back

The pillar is lost and the stiffness returns...

Pillar, stiff...

After going back and forth like this for dozens of times, Madara couldn't stand it any longer, so he took out his sickle and chopped up the zombies.

"Dave, what you channeled is this kind of garbage?" Madara looked at Dave and asked doubtfully.

"Um... Actually... I just used very, very little chakra... I can summon tens of thousands of these garbage zombies..." Dave scratched his head in embarrassment... He just used a very small amount of chakra... Very little chakra, not even one ten thousandth of chakra is used...

The zombie army is a bit exciting...

One Hundred Thousand Zombies vs One Hundred Thousand White Zetsu...

"Shit is the best thing to eat!"

"No! It's the brain!"

"Zombie!"

"Bai Jue!"

Dave shook his head hard...I can't imagine this kind of scene...

Dave thought for a while, then used a lot of chakra.Spiritualism!

"Who? What bastard brought me here?" At this time, a little dwarf appeared in front of everyone. The little dwarf had a big brain, wore a white coat, and shouted with a crazy face.

"Huh, human? Brain, brain!" The little dwarf raised his head and looked around, then screamed with his eyes full of light.

He raised his little feet and ran towards Madara who was closest to him.

Madara stretched out his hand and pinched the little dwarf's neck, and looked at him with his Sharingan open...

"..Gudong...I won't eat brains! I won't eat brains anymore! Put me down!" The little dwarf realized that he couldn't beat the man in front of him, so Madara grabbed his neck and kept shaking him in the air.

Damn humans!How dare you pinch me!When I go back and bring my big machine that is the most scientifically crystallized machine to end the world's most powerful and invincible bullies and zombies, I will definitely kill you!Eat your brains!

"Dave, what is this thing? What is it?" Hashirama wiped the saliva from the zombie's head that was chewing on his head with disgust, and asked with confusion.

"Well... this guy may have the highest IQ among all types of zombies..." Dave said with an awkward smile.

"Okay... Summoning this... what... zombie, is it harmful to your body?" Tobirama was also speechless, and then asked.

"No, I can control them..." Dave shook his head. He found that he could control the zombies, but it was not thought control, but action control.

"Okay, then it's okay. This should be a psychic species, just like the Slug Immortal who came to find me." Hashirama smiled and pointed at the little slug on his body.

"Let's break up then, it's okay." Tobirama nodded, and then left here first.