Konoha's Crazy Dave

The next day, the contractor of Aishen Company received nine architectural concepts and template plans from his boss...

[Shukaku Gold Rush Shop] [Youlu Cat Cafe] [Isfu Aquarium] [Sun Wukong Huaguo Mountain Scenic Area] [Penghou Steaming Room] [Rhino Sauna] [Chongming Botanical Museum] [Niugui Fried Squid] [ Jiulama Internet Cafe]

"Hey, man, the gold mining shop must be big. You know, there must be a lot of sand. It doesn't matter if there is gold or not! Do you hear me? Do as I say!" Ichibi

"Cat cafe? Meow meow? You sound embarrassed, um, can I take a look at those kittens first?" Erwei

"Aquarium? Gulu gulu... As long as it doesn't disturb my sleep..." Sanwei

"What? You actually want me to play Sun Wukong with such an ugly stick? I am Sun Wukong, okay? Where did these stupid monkeys come from? Send them to me immediately, that monkey! Put down my banana!" Four Tails!

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..., does that was was was was was wasn is was was was was it... it sounds good... can it make me sweat?”

"Sauna room? Which...will I be transformed..." Vulpix

"These plants are so ugly. Do you have any sense of aesthetics? How do you expect me to spread powder and fertilize them?" Nanao

"Fire the squid and find the cow ghost. The smell of the cow ghost is very fragrant, so delicious!" Yawei listened to the advertisement sound coming from the loudspeaker... and fell into deep thought...

"Since it is called Jiulama Internet Cafe, I must mark my distinctive features! The decoration must be orange! Also, the wood must be pillar wood! The computer theme has also been changed to orange for me. Yes! Delete this rubbish game Ninja Legend from my computer!" Kyuubi

The contractor looked at the various opinions of the nine tailed beasts collected in his hand and felt like crying... These days... he just wants to earn a few w... Is it easy for him...

On the other side, Dave looked unhappily at Wu who called him over.

"STD man, why did you call me here when you have nothing to do?" Dave asked unhappily. He was having sex with Yue Mei, and this bastard asked someone to come find him.

"I'm hungry" Wu said calmly.

"That's it?" Dave looked at Wu dumbfounded and asked.

"Well, that's it, I'm hungry." Wu nodded.

"Damn it, your fucking brain is sick. You don't have arms, legs, or a mouth? And you called me over to feed you?" Dave broke the defense on the spot. Was this thing specially sent here by Liu Dao? Torturing him.

"I don't know where to eat," Wu nodded and said indifferently.

"Damn it, the waiter is waiting outside, will you open your mouth and ask? Damn it, you just called someone to come to me, wouldn't you ask him where to eat?" Dave asked. collapsed..

"will not"

"Ahhhhh!!! I'll kill you!!"

"You can't kill me. I am Qingding's second-generation Tsuchikage, teacher's apprentice, and the leader of this Chunin Exam. Moreover, you can't kill me."

"I'm so fucked. Ahhhhhh!!"

Looking at Dave who was roaring away, an evil smile appeared on Wu's face. Hehe, don't worry, brat, this is just the beginning.

I can't remember the past two days vividly. His teacher Ishikawa was discharged from the hospital yesterday. He really chased him from the east end of Konoha to the west end of Konoha to fight... His master is really good at it... That earth escape is not life-threatening. Just throw it at him...

Dave decided to ignore him and hurried back home

"Boss boss" At this time, Dave's phone rang, and Dave answered the call.

"Say" Dave said slowly with a frown.

"That... that's Wu. He asked me to tell you that he wanted to eat." The waiter over there was hesitant.

"You told him to die for me!! Tell me what he's doing when he eats! Do you want me to go over and feed him?" Dave picked up the phone and put it to his mouth and roared.

"That... boss... the food in the hotel has run out... because there have been more people from other villages in the past two days, and the chef is still collecting food in the fields... so there is no food for now." The waiter was frightened. .said fearfully.

"Okay, leave this to me." Dave took a deep breath and hung up the phone.

Then another call came through.

"Pig Man, it's time to go"

"Yes! Boss!"

On the other side, Wu was sitting on the sofa in the hotel, with a look of impatience and a sneer on his face... He was impatient because... he was really hungry... and all the food pills he brought were given to those genin. It was used for the chunin exam... He also asked the hotel just now... The hotel was indeed out of food... The sneer was because he disgusted Dave.This feels really good.

"Ding dong" At this time, the doorbell rang. Wu sneered and stood up, walked forward and opened the door.

Wu opened the door, thinking it was Dave, and was about to say something sarcastic.

"Hello, beautiful pig delivery." Jijibo wore a small green helmet on his head and rode a one-meter-tall pig. A saddle was hung on the pig's waist. There was a box on the pig's butt. It also wore a Wearing a small green helmet.

Jijibo held something in his hand and said with a smile on his face.

"What?" Wu looked at the mess of pigs and people in front of him with a confused look on his face.

"Hello, this is the food ordered for you by the user 'None, I am your father'." Jijibo picked up the mobile phone in his hand and said slowly.

"You bastard brat!" Veins popped out on Wu's head. Such strange and extremely insulting words must have been made by that bastard brat.

"By the way, there is one more thing. The user 'None, I am your father' also gave you something," Jijibo continued.

"What did you give?" Wu frowned and asked in a solemn voice.

"Snapped"

"This is a slap sent to you by user 'None, I am your father'. He also left a message. You don't need to thank me, my son with STDs. This is what dad should do. Dad has not fulfilled his obligations in these years. , I raised you up to be such a piece of shit." Jijibo stretched out his hand and slapped Wuyi.

"Okay, that's all the items for this order. Give me a five-star review, dear. Meizhu Takeout delivers everything quickly! Stand up!" Jijibo held the little green helmet on the armrest with a smile on his face. said.

Then, he sat on the pig, and the pig took Jijibo away.

"Asshole! Asshole! Security guard! A man riding a pig and wearing a little green helmet broke into the hotel! He is walking downstairs! Stop him!" Jijibo hasn't gone far yet, over there A group of people ran out of the corridor. The leading man shouted into the phone in his hand with sweat on his face.

Wu looked at the rice in his hand, looked at a bunch of people chasing a pig and a man, and then touched his face...

Damn brat! ! ! ! ! ! !