Konoha's Crazy Dave

Hashirama crossed his arms, his face full of depression

Damn it, Madara let him pretend.Damn it! ! !

The more Hashirama thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became...

Why does Madara have someone like him... Why don't I... Hashirama fell into deep thought...

Could it be...that we have to use the one in the Sealed Book...

Madara didn't think too much about it, wasn't he just a fan asking for a photo?What a normal thing.He still wants to leave here...

Madara got out of bed and prepared to escape through the window...

At this moment, the little nurse from before came back again. She forgot to give intravenous drips to those two patients... Embarrassing... Then she saw Ban who had just gotten out of bed...

"Chief Madara! Why are you down here! Hurry up! Lie down quickly." The little nurse saw Madara getting out of bed. The one who was in a hurry, whether he was dripping or not, whether he was a patient or not, just stay there for the time being.

Dave, Mirror:?

"..I need to go to the toilet.." Madara sighed helplessly..

"Ah? Then you can't walk there either. Just wait a minute and I'll push the wheelchair over for you!" After the little nurse finished speaking, she went to push the wheelchair for Madara.

Later, Madara was forced into a wheelchair by the little nurse...

quiet..

"Aren't you leaving yet?" Madara turned around helplessly and asked the little nurse.

"...Um...actually...as a nurse...I don't mind watching you, ahem, protect and watch you go to the toilet," the little nurse blushed and said coyly.

"No, I can go to the toilet by myself." Veins popped up on the spot's head. He said slowly, suppressing the anger in his heart.

"Then... okay... this is my Penguin number. You fell into the toilet, no, I mean if you fell into the toilet, ah no no no, I mean if you have any emergency in the toilet, hurry up Send me a message. "The little nurse handed Madara a small note, covered her face and ran away.

Dave and Jing watched in confusion as the little nurse ran away again, where is my drip? ?

Madara is sitting in a wheelchair and is going to push the wheelchair to the toilet first. There should be a window there, so let's run from there.It's probably not safe to run from here.He was really scared of that little girl...

When Hashirama on the side saw this, he rolled his eyes and immediately got out of bed. He took Kyou's wheelchair and sat on it. He followed Madara as he rowed the wheel with both hands.

"Buzz!!" Jing looked at Hashirama running away with his wheelchair, and made a confused and confused sound...

in the corridor

Madara paddled slowly towards the toilet.

At this time, Madara heard the voice behind him and turned his head in confusion.Um..

Their eyes met... You are the right person... Bah... No!Why are you following me?

The two looked at each other and said nothing...

Madara paddled the wheel slowly, and Hashirama did the same... The atmosphere at this moment gradually became tense...

Then...on the verge of breaking out...

The hands of the two people suddenly seemed like phantoms, and they rushed out in the wheelchair.

Pedestrians on the corridor could only see a gust of wind and tire tracks on the ground.

What the hell happened to rush past in such a flash?Two big black mice?

"Hahahaha! Hashi hot mom! You are going to lose this time!!" Facing the wind of the hospital, Madara turned his head while riding the wheelchair and looked at Hashirama behind him, laughing.

"Motor! Stop being so arrogant!! Let me show you what the God of Konoha Mountain is! Ahhhhh!!" Veins popped up on Hashirama's head. Originally, his hands were still phantoms, but now they are no longer even shadows...

When he reached the turning staircase, Hashirama used chakra on his hands, then stood up and sat down hard. Even the wheelchair and the person jumped up. The wheelchair actually had one wheel standing on the handrail of the stairs, and Hashirama was there. Such a wheel went down the stairs.

Madara looked at it like this, damn it, he was just pretending.Then Madara's hands suddenly accelerated, and when he reached the top of the stairs, he put one hand on the armrest of the wheelchair and the other on the guardrail of the stairs. He used his hands hard and jumped deep, including the chair and the person. building.

On the first floor of the hospital, the two of them went downstairs together, took a breath, and looked at each other...and then

"Hello, did you just call the police and report that there was something supernatural happening here? Can you tell us in detail?" The Uchiha clan police received an alarm from the hospital and dispatched two police officers here to inquire about the situation.

"Just... just now, two... wheelchairs... this *&#￥, and then suddenly (*&#￥, I&#￥#*, you *￥#*#, they *#￥&* #%”

Uchiha Police:......

On the streets of Konoha

Two hurricanes passed through the streets...

"Hahahaha!! Madara!! I'm going to win soon!!" Hashirama looked at Madara who was only one meter away from him and laughed.

Madara took a deep breath, and then the light of chakra slowly appeared on the surface of his hands. With a swish, Hashirama took a mouthful of smoke...

"Baga!! Madara! You used chakra to cheat! Shameless!!" Hashirama roared angrily, shameless!Then he also used chakra in his hands and followed Madara closely.

The two of them just ran from the north of Konoha to the south of Konoha... Passers-by on the streets of Konoha today didn't know what happened... This... why are there four tire marks on this street?

We are about to reach the village entrance, damn it! !Hashirama looked at Madara's back in front of him, feeling a little anxious.

"Never mind! Wood Release. Wooden Man's Technique!" Then Hashirama, who was sitting in the wheelchair, clapped his hands, and a wooden giant protruded from the ground in an instant. He placed Hashirama with the wheelchair on the head of the wooden man, and brought him with him. He rushed towards Hashirama.

"Susanoh!" Madara sneered in his heart, and then a blue light slowly floated on the surface of the wheelchair.

Susano, the second form.

Two-story giants... with a person in a wheelchair on their heads... rushed towards the door of Konoha.

The Chuunin guarding Konoha were dumbfounded when they saw this scene...this...this...this...should he throw a kunai to show that he was blocking...

The two of them passed directly through the gate of Konoha and continued running... The gatekeeper of Konoha looked at the broken gate of Konoha and was at a loss...

This...this...should not be his fault...he really can't stop it...

The two of them ran hundreds of times around the Land of Fire...for a whole day...they started to compete with each other about who had more chakra...in the end...the chakra was almost gone, and the two looked at each other and decided. Let's reduce the chakra together.

"Wooden escape. Wooden wheelchair!"

"Prestigious wheelchair!"

"Motor!!!"

"Hash hot mom!!!"

the next morning

Dave looked at the two people covered in bandages on the hospital bed opposite... What did these two people do yesterday...

He was fine and alive yesterday...how come when he woke up...both of them were wrapped in rice dumplings? ? ?

“Hash hot mom!!”

"Motor!"

Even if the two of them were wrapped into rice dumplings, they could still make sounds...