Konoha's Crazy Dave

Konoha Hospital

"What?? The company doesn't reimburse me? Immediately! Pack my things immediately! I want to be discharged!" A ball of black thread lay on the bed, looking at the bill handed over by the nurse in his hand, and let out an angry roar.

"No, although your human body structure is different from that of ordinary people, your current appearance can be regarded as that of an ordinary person. How can you be discharged from the hospital with your whole body broken?" The female nurse advised helplessly.

"No one can get a penny from me! Look, the hospitalization fee for a day here costs one thousand silver taels, and a bottle of intravenous drip costs 100 silver taels. Is this reasonable? I can't even steal the money. You can’t make money quickly like this! I’m going to report you to the Black Heart Hospital!”

Kakuzu roared in anger at the Black Heart Hospital.

"..." The nurse was speechless... Why is there such a weird thing in the village...

No matter how much Kakuzu complained to the nurse, Kakuzu still held the money in his arms tightly and wouldn't let go even if he turned into a ball.

Dave was hung up by one foot and looked up at the ceiling in silence...

He was obviously several hundred meters away from that guy in the mirror at that time... Why...

Can you imagine what it would look like when a car is pushing another car, and there is a person lying on the windshield of the car in front of you and rushing towards you...

On both sides of Dave lie Kaoru and Kakuzu. As for Kaoru?Now a mummy.

Originally, the car hit was not serious, but after Dave was hit, Dave limped and hit the mirror again.This made Jing, who was already seriously injured, even worse...

"Dave, why are you so careless?" Yue Mei, who was sitting next to her, glanced at Dave with a resentful look, picked up the love box lunch she brought for Dave, and tenderly brought it to Dave's mouth.

"Hmph, I died innocently, it was all caused by the Uchiha mirror." Dave snorted.He opened his mouth and took a big bite.

"Huh?? Buzz!! Buzz!!" The mummy mirror over there made a buzzing sound.

"Hmph, ignore him. Come on, ah~" Yue Mei glanced at the culprit over there and snorted in dissatisfaction.

"Om!!"

Opposite the three people.

"Mito, I'm really fine. Look, am I fine now?" Hashirama said, looking at Mito in front of him with a wry smile.

"No, when I came to the hospital yesterday for a checkup, I still had multiple fractures all over my body. How can you not take a good rest? You don't cherish yourself at all. You are almost fifty." Mito refused unhappily.

Hashirama was speechless. He did have multiple fractures all over his body yesterday, but when he woke up, nothing happened.Mito made a fuss and refused to let me leave the hospital, hum.

"It's enough for him to have a good rest. Why do you have to hold me down here?" Ban asked on the bed beside him very unhappily.

He was the one driving the car. He didn't do anything wrong, and he was forcefully dragged here by Mito.

"You were asked by Izuna to bring you here. He is still working in the Hokage Building and doesn't trust you." Mito explained.

Madara has no choice but to listen to his brother's words...

Mito looked at Dave's situation again and left first after feeling that there was no big problem with Hashirama, Madara, and Dave.

Today is a square dance competition with the Inuzuka clan. The Inuzuka clan is a strong enemy. Mito needs to go back and prepare quickly.

As for why the Inuzuka clan is a strong enemy...when they were dancing...a group of dogs beside them were also swaying wildly...these dogs added a lot of points to the Inuzuka clan.

I heard that the wife of the Inuzuka clan leader is also participating in the battle this time. Her dog is said to be able to jump and spin 360 degrees on one leg, making it a formidable opponent.Mito cheered himself up and went back to rehearse with confidence.

Yue Mei chatted with Dave for a while and then left. She didn't want to leave at first, but Yue Mei still had tasks to do, and Dave felt that he had nothing to do, so he let Yue Mei do his work first.

"Stop arguing, I'll reimburse you for your money." Dave shouted helplessly as he heard the argument with the nurse over there.

"Bring me the best medical facilities and the best medical drugs in your hospital! Invite me the most expensive medical ninja! Give me two nannies to serve you! Get me a VIP room in the hospital! "Kakuzu immediately changed his mind.

"I'm going to nm." Dave heard the veins popping up on his head, picked up the IV bottle that had just been dripped on the side and threw it over.

The nurse also rolled her eyes at him and left the ward first.Anyway, she came here to urge the patient to pay.

Madara really felt that he couldn't bear it anymore. He had lived for so many years, when had he ever been in the hospital?

The pungent medical alcohol smell in this hospital is so disgusting that I can't stand it anymore.I want to get out of here.

Hmm. Madara, who was just about to get out of bed, suddenly thought of his brother, hmm... well, at worst, if I come back when Izuna gets off work, won't it be over?

I, Uchiha Madara, am the witty one.

"328, 329, it's time for you two to get an intravenous drip." At this moment, Madara had just stood up and put his feet on the ground when a nurse came to the door.

The nurse also happened to see this scene

"Ah! You, are you the leader of Madara's clan?!" the nurse asked when she saw Madara's eyes shining like stars.

Madara was stunned for a moment and nodded...

"Ahhhhh!! I am your fan! I like every post on your forum!! Even if a few years have passed, I will always remember your pole dance!!! Ahhhhh!!!" The little nurse was so happy that she almost flew into the air.

"Well...Um, Chief Madara...can you take a picture with me?" the little nurse took out her mobile phone and asked, suppressing the excitement in her heart.

Madara was still a little confused and nodded.

"Ahhhh!!" The little nurse jumped up excitedly.Then he quickly walked aside and took a selfie with Madara.

Then the little nurse took the phone and ran away happily. Jing and Dave over there were stunned for a moment when they saw this scene... Where are the details of the two of us...

At this time, Madara, who was still in a daze, suddenly felt a hot gaze staring at him. Madara slowly turned his head, oh, it turned out to be Hashirama.

Zhu Jian witnessed the whole process, and he was so envious that he felt separated.Why... why did Madara take a photo with him, why didn't I...

Logically speaking, shouldn't a cold-faced ghost like Madara be scary and annoying?How?Woohoo...so annoying.

As good friends for decades, the two have this eye spot that can be easily seen at a glance.

"Ha, Hashirama, I'm so troubled," Madara sneered and said slowly.There was three parts sarcasm, three parts scorn, and four parts nonchalance in his tone.

"idiot!!"