[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

It’s really annoying to wake up halfway through a sweet dream

Or Konoha, August 60, 9

It’s noon, there are still 30 hours until the wedding.

Naruto Office

After Hai left just now, Minato thought more and more wrong.He asked himself many times, Namikaze Minato, Golden Flash, Konoha's Fourth Hokage, are you a person who can put down work and read pornographic books in the office?

Minato's answer was not "no", but "cao".

He buttoned up the book, stood up, and looked into the distance of Konoha from the floor-to-ceiling window.It was obviously a sunny day, but he just felt that the sky was dark, cold and gray.Minato suddenly felt a little embarrassed at the moment of realization.He actually got so caught up in his emotions over a trivial matter that he almost couldn't extricate himself. This is not what a mature man should do.A normal man should take action to solve problems when he encounters them.

Minato took out the intercom and dialed Yamanaka Haiichi.

"What's wrong Minato? Are you feeling unwell?" Haiyi's nervous voice came, and he was already outside the door.

"I'm fine." Minato Namikaze opened the door, let Haiyi in, and then closed the door firmly.

Haiyi carefully observed the hokage's frown and dull eyes, and found that there seemed to be no change from before.

"Okay, okay, stop reading. If you have anything to say in the future, just tell me why I've been so weird recently. You didn't tell me when you discovered it earlier." The Hokage sighed, "That's me. Once a normal person enters that place, How could I possibly have discovered this on my own in such a hellish state?"

When Hai saw Minato's eyes finally brightening, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "Do you need a psychological intervention team?"

"No need, the confidentiality level of the medical class is too low to hold a Hokage tree hole." Minato poured himself a glass of water and drank it, "Okay, I can do it on my own, just give me a day and I'll be fine tomorrow. Control the information People are within limits, don’t talk nonsense.”

"Minato." Haiyi was still very cautious.

"Cao, don't talk nonsense. If you know I'm emotionally unstable right now, don't try to irritate me." Minato still felt a little confused.

"The insiders include Nara Shikaku and Yamanaka Haiichi." Haiichi sighed and picked up most of the documents on the Hokage's desk, "Then you can continue reading the novel. Anyway, there is nothing that can't be delayed for a few days. Work."

Minato continued to sigh and forced a smile to Haiyi, "Ah, don't worry, it's not the first time. I can do it on my own. I still have some medicine on hand. Tsunade-produced Konoha products are exempt from inspection."

When Hai saw that Minato was still joking, although he couldn't really feel relieved, he could only turn around and go out.He had to hurry up. The Hokage couldn't work at all today, and he didn't know if he would be able to work tomorrow. So as the person in charge of duty, he had to act like two people.Haiyi felt the heavy weight of the documents in his hands, and he swore that if he were ten years younger, he would definitely solve the problem in one shadow and another.But now he has no interest in dying from exhaustion.

Hokage Tower, General Staff Office

Nara Shikaku was already waiting. When he saw Hai coming back, he immediately asked, "How is it? Has he reacted?"

Haiyi squinted his eyes, bared his teeth, and spit out the word "cao."

"Why, what's wrong? Why are you swearing?" Lujiu's eyes widened.

"Minato was swearing." Haiyi shrugged and spread his hands, "There is good news and bad news. You are going to listen to the one first."

Lu Jiu smiled, "The good news for each of us is that we finally found the root cause of Minato's frequent health problems this year. The bad news is that we also found out that he also has a brain problem recently."

"Has your sense of humor gone astray?" Haiichi and Shikamaru complained, leaning against the table side by side, "The good news is that Minato reacted immediately after my reminder, expecting a great golden flash of greatness. Self-regulation ability. The bad news is that our current Hokage was eventually proven to be a lunatic. I have to suspect that his occasional craziness and inexplicable entanglements in the past may have been some kind of mental illness. Please be stricter."

Shikamaru was choked by his friend's words, "What is a mental illness? It's just a little mental disorder. He has been under too much pressure in the past year or two. If he doesn't find opportunities to vent at any time, he would have committed suicide or taken revenge on society. . And he has just developed into self-abuse now. This is normal, just like when the war just ended, not everyone can successfully resist the changes in the environment. "

"Hey" Hai Yi sighed and sat back down in his seat, starting to prepare to process the documents, ignoring his well-organized friend.

"It's useless for you to sigh. Besides, it's not the first time for Minato." Nara Shikamaru frowned, "Believe him, he was able to survive such a big thing 12 years ago."

"It's just because it wasn't the first time that he sighed, and it's just because he gritted his teeth and carried it all the time that he was worried that Hokage is indeed a stressful profession, but until he finds a suitable fifth generation, he still has to continue doing it. This time It's because we discovered it early, what about next time?" Haiyi continued to batch documents with his head lowered, but his tone became nervous.

"There's no need to worry so much." Shikaku smiled, "That's Minato Namikaze, just trust him. It might be troublesome if he doesn't realize it himself, but didn't he already make it clear that he realized it just now?"

"Hey." Haiyi sighed again and looked at his friend and partner, "When did you change from a pessimist to an optimist?"

"Some things need to be looked at pessimistically, and some things need to be looked at optimistically. I am a pragmatist." Lu Jiu knocked on the table, trying to destroy the office owner's concentration on approving documents, "If he has such a small psychological problem, he will If the treatment is not good, I don’t know how many times I have committed suicide. Who can walk away from the battlefield without any psychological sequelae. It is beneficial to the physical and mental health to think about it for a while. If there are no sequelae, then it is not He's as complete a psychopath as Orochimaru."

"The problem is that figuring it out is beneficial to physical and mental health but not figuring out what to do."

Seeing Haiichi's constant bad mood, Shikaku also raised his forehead, "How could Minato not be able to figure it out? His mental power is so powerful that ordinary people like you and me can't imagine it."

"Next time, you are the Minister of Intelligence. You should know things better than me. Minato's sudden bad mood these days finally confirmed that Kai and Anko would rather lie and avoid him than come to have a reunion dinner with him. Of course. , I personally think this is just a continuation of the incident where Naruto was the Nine-Tails not long ago."

"Think of the best, otherwise you will be infected by Minato." Shikaku suddenly felt that Konoha's top brass not only needed physical examinations now, but judging from Haiichi's appearance, the psychological intervention team really had to take it out. At least Minato could still Instinctively choose self-abuse to relieve stress.Others are not as serious as him, but it is harder to find. Once it breaks out, it will be interesting.

"But Shikaku, it seems we will never be able to solve this problem." Haiyi closed his eyes, "Minato himself is one."

"You have to think about it this way," Shikaku had already determined. This friend who had fallen into a bad conclusion had not yet realized that he should pay more attention to his own problems. "Minato was originally the most dangerous person. Now that the danger level has been raised one step, he is still the most dangerous person. The most dangerous people in the mainland, but Kai and Anko are actually the triggers. I really didn’t expect it. Do you want to inform these two rebellious kids who are at odds with their parents that Minato really cares?"

"It is more dangerous for Minato to find out that he has been pitied. Leave him some privacy and dignity. He can do it on his own." Haiyi did not realize that his attitude had been changed by a few words from his friend.

"What can be done?" Shikaku was very fortunate. He had been assigned to tutor those young ninjas who had vomited because of their first murder for a long time, and his conversational skills had not been completely forgotten. "Actually, I also doubt that Qina Minato won’t be well at all right now.”

"Don't say it

Go, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't ask what you shouldn't ask.But I think I told Minato to leave Kakashi and Gai alone.Which ninja is not more suitable to be the guardian of two awkward brats than him, a young jonin who is less than 20 years old? But why does no one care about what he can do there?Forget it Kakashi, he was the one who took White Fang with him before anything happened, but that Gai is basically a sworn bandit who was taught the same thing by his father. His values ​​​​are very noble, but he is completely different from despicable people like us. Not the same thing.And it’s not like we didn’t remind Kinai back then, asking her to watch Minato and not do stupid things, but in the end, it turned out that she was a violent woman who would start fights whenever they disagreed, so why did she obey his little Taiyang’s words and change her gently? Just like a person.Fortunately, Qinai died early.In fact, if Qinai was still here, there would be so many bad things, and whoever dared to make his Minato unhappy, she would really dare to break into a house without permission, and even a beating would be light. "

Lu Jiu saw that Haiyi's words were becoming more and more unreliable, but he became more and more relaxed as he spoke, and finally exhaled, "Isn't it that exaggerated? Didn't the guy in my family also like to punch directly before getting married? How virtuous he is now."

Haiyi smiled, a little malicious, "Yes, the beating is kissing, scolding, or love. Who is the one who was bitten and got scars all over his body?"

"Talk about Minato." Shikaku's face turned red, "Be serious, Minato's matter is related to the peace and stability of Konoha, the Land of Fire, the Land of Wind, and even the whole world."

"It's not like you have to lead me to talk nonsense and vent. Anyway, this is not the first time for Minato. Let's talk about it if something goes wrong. If he destroys the world and plays with him, why not give him a life for a life? I owe him so much that I don't even know. How many lifetimes?" Hai Yi felt that he had figured out that mental illnesses were indeed easily contagious.The next generation of Konoha does have a complete psychological intervention and treatment system, but these old guys can only explain to each other, "Okay, okay, do you want to work?"

Seeing that his friend was fine, Lujiu naturally turned around and left. He had a lot on his plate.And he felt that he should finish his work quickly and go home to find comfort. He did not deny that he actually had a problem.Because he often likes to talk to himself in his head. This is called schizophrenia.But he didn't want to change the symptoms.A person with one kind of thinking can easily lead to a dead end, and with two kinds of thinking, he doesn't know who to listen to, but three of them are just right.First debate the pros and cons in your mind, and then the person making the judgment can hit the hammer with a clear mind.

Well, it's quite scientific.Shikaku secretly praised the method he had found to relieve stress.At least it's more annoying than the chatty Fugaku.It is also more sensitive and stronger than a kind of flower and grass.As for Minato's self-hypnosis, it's just a joke that went astray. Not to mention, papering the windows doesn't mean you have to waste time and energy re-papering them when it's windy or rainy.

Thieves like to shout "Catch the thief", but those who really have a problem will never admit that they have a problem.

木叶60年9月14日，中午1点半。距离美好和幸福的婚礼还有28个小时半

No one comes to comfort the monument when the sun is shining

So here comes Minato Namikaze.

He was basking in the sun, holding the kissing paradise in his hand, and took a few steps to take a look.It was still very interesting at first, especially the sentence "Boys must have their own opinions, especially when choosing women." It was not in vain that he flew to the capital this morning to get a copy of the novel that the author himself had not yet gotten. I really want to take the little pornographic book out of the printing press and covet Kakashi.

But after walking for a while and reading a few pages, he felt that it was not interesting anymore.It's just a story about a man pursuing a group of women and being pursued by a group of women.This kind of waste of time and life has no educational significance. I really want to send a document to ban Konoha. He regrets it. He should not have allowed Kakashi to read novels like this every day. If Kakashi had read What a wonderful thing it would be to spend the entirety of the novel studying.It doesn’t matter what he studies, in short, the child still has a long life and will be useful one day.Unlike him, he is too embarrassed to think about the future.

no no.

Minato and Shangshu paused, and he realized that something was still wrong with him.It was clear that he had just agreed with Qinai to look forward and not to reminisce, and even to reminisce, he only wanted to be happy.

Happy things, happy times, Naruto, future Namikaze Minato kept talking, but he couldn't help but turned around and returned to the stone with his wife's name engraved on it.Put your hands together again, close your eyes, lower your head slightly,

"I'm sorry, Qinai, I actually didn't finish what I said just now. Don't you think I'm verbose? Okay, okay, I know I've been an annoying little white-faced sissy since I was a child, but why didn't you marry me in the end? You keep thinking about pulling my ears. Your husband and I are under a lot of pressure at work now. I really regret that the fearless dream of being a Hokage when I was a child is too difficult. If you still want to be a female Hokage, just forget it. Just your IQ and stupidity The eldest sister's job is to be the Hokage's wife. If you really become the Hokage, you will be tricked by others within a few days. It's a small thing to pay for Konoha and the Land of Fire. If I pay for your husband, you can't. It’s a huge loss.”

As Minato spoke, he couldn't help but laugh again. He looked at the sky, it was quite blue.Looking at the book in my hand, I still find it quite readable.He sighed, closed his eyes and continued,

"Besides, Hokage is locked in an office every day. If he is in the same place every day, no matter how big the Hokage's office is, it will feel small to you. He still sits down all the time. Your husband and I are fine. I have always been in good shape. But If you sit every day, the fat will pile up on your butt and thighs. Of course, I will like you no matter what you become. If you have more fat, it will be more comfortable for me to hold you. But you are probably not happy. So this Hokage I I've done it for you, your husband. I'll do it. But that stool in the office is really uncomfortable. What's the appropriate price when you say it's for sale? It's an antique that has been used by the four Hokages. I won't be reconciled to less, but more is more. I'm afraid that no one will buy it, which gives me a headache. That stool gives me neck pain, waist pain, and hand pain every day when I get home. I really miss the feeling of your powerful little hands beating me. If I had known better, I wouldn't have avoided it even once.

Forget it, I'll just wait for my son to give me a pat on the back.As I just said, our son can cook.Don't interrupt, who told you that my son only cooked for me when he was sick? Your husband and I have always been healthy, but I just got a little fat because I was sitting all the time and not exercising much.Your husband is 38 years old. People always gain weight in middle age.Let’s talk about our son.Actually, I'm quite depressed. Since my son can cook for his father, why doesn't he know that he has been waiting for a long time to come and rub his back? How can you let him know that his father wants to enjoy the treatment of having his son rub his back every day? Directly How dare you say that, I know, how dare I bully our son.Yes, my son is not just for back-punching.But my neck really hurts after sitting all day. "

Minato felt a little aggrieved, so he opened his eyes again, and the sky seemed to be brighter.He opened the book in his hand and continued reading. As he read, he didn't want to read anymore. There were so many documents in his office that had not been approved, so how could he have time to read such boring things.

"Let's go, Kinai, it's time to go to work." Minato waved to the commemorative monument, thinking silently in his mind.

木叶60年9月14日，下午2点，距离单身和已婚的分界线的婚礼还有28个小时

The Hokage only started to deal with today's affairs in the afternoon, but he was surprisingly efficient and did not need to work overtime.

So Minato was very happy to have dinner with his son again, and he was also happy to go to bed early and get up early.But I still felt weird lying on the bed, as if I had forgotten something.Forget it, he looked at the big round moon, tried hard to find the stars, and silently carried the marriage certificate that he would use tomorrow evening. Nothing else is as important as the marriage. If it continues to be delayed, will it be held with the child in his arms? Wedding?

木叶60年9月14日，晚11点半。距离美好又幸福的婚礼还有14个小时半

office of the secretary of intelligence

Nara Shikaku shouted at the intercom, "Why should we set off fireworks when it gets dark tomorrow at the wedding? They are not ordinary fireworks. Who said that Sandai stopped him at our collective wedding? Now that everyone can't get together, what kind of fireworks should we set off?" We have already told the newcomers about the military exercise, but Minato agrees. How could it be possible that he hasn’t been there these past few days? It’s nothing, okay, I understand.”

The intelligence minister turned off the intercom and walked out the door. He was going home to sleep.It was Minato Namikaze who signed randomly, not him.Besides, there would always be some trouble at every group wedding, so Minato was probably used to it.