[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and there is no stopping it.It's like there's nothing stopping everyone from hitchhiking and hooking up with the other half of their lives in an ambiguous atmosphere.After going to bed, Xiaochun said that falling in love cannot be delayed. If you delay, you will be left behind.Of course, there are always things in this world that are less likely to be delayed than love. Who knows what will happen.

All in all, the atmosphere in Konoha is even more weird.

September 9th, 11 days before the wedding

Everything was no different from usual, but the pink smell in the air had completely occupied every corner of Konoha.Even the children have entered this strange state.

"It's still early for you to get married. You can't get into the bridal chamber even if you are so active."

"Who said we can't enter the bridal chamber now?"

Poof~~Old housekeeper Sarutobi, who was hiding in the corner and drinking tea silently, squirted out.He shouldn't have come to the corridor to bask in the sun. No, he shouldn't have listened when Master Jiraiya and Master Konohamaru were talking.It is not a good thing for a person's ears to be as sharp as he was when he was young.So he decided to take another sip of tea to suppress the hiccups, but he was destined to have to squirt again.

"Didn't you agree to marry me?" Konohamaru's 8-year-old boy Udon said calmly.

Well, the first sentence of the dialogue at the top was spoken by Jiraiya, who was 50 years old and had finally written the final volume of Intimate Paradise.The second sentence belongs to the 8-year-old child of Konohamaru Sarutobi.And the "we" in "Why can't we have a wedding now" refers to Konohamaru and his cute 8-year-old girl.As for how they got together because,

Jiraiya's class has no tasks, so Jiraiya is very free.Sarutobi's former Hokage was called away by Elder Koharu to prepare for various weddings, so Konohamaru, who was on leave, was naturally in charge of Jiraiya.Hey, why is it not winter vacation or summer vacation? Konohamaru is taking a vacation. He is taking a wedding vacation. Of course it is not his wedding vacation. His tutor Ebisu is getting married, and his homeroom teacher at Konoha Ninja School is also getting married. .What a coincidence.What's even more coincidental is that they are a boy and a girl. What's even more coincidental is that the tutor falls in love with the school's beautiful, gentle and chuunin head teacher.Konohamaru, who thought he had become a matchmaker, was very excited. He felt that he had to give him some special gift to prove his achievements.For example, a pair of kissing dolls that look like the bride and groom.But he had searched all over Konoha and found nothing, not even ordinary ones that had been brutally sold out.Then he remembered that there was Jiraiya at home, and Jiraiya was drunk and boasting. He could carve and carve, and there was no problem with the Hokage's head.

then,

"Grandpa Jiraiya, can you do it?"

"Don't call him grandpa, call him uncle." Jiraiya felt his whole body tremble every time he heard Konohamaru call him "grandpa". It was not good to force him and his teacher to be of the same generation.And he really doesn't mind being called big brother by everyone from 0 to 50 years old.He is only 50 years old, very young.

"It doesn't look like he can call you uncle." Moehuang looked at the wrinkles on Jiraiya's face and whispered to Konohamaru.

"Don't tell a man that he can't do it." Jiraiya gritted his teeth and stepped up to work. It was not good to be despised by a child.

"It doesn't work, it just doesn't work." Udon whispered to Menghuang.

Jiraiya is going crazy, he doesn't want to do it anymore, why should he stay at home and carve wood for children to play with during this beautiful holiday? Did he really say that he can carve wood? He is drunk. Said everything.But what's the point of believing what you say while drinking? Don't tell him anything about telling the truth after drinking. That girl is just pretending to be drunk.He just likes to drink heavily, and he really doesn't pretend to be drunk.

"Grandpa Jiraiya, is this possible?" Konohamaru saw Jiraiya's face was full of embarrassment and the two pieces of wood in his hands were about to fall off. He began to doubt this man who was praised as omnipotent by his former Hokage grandfather. Guy.Telling the truth when drunk, a drunk grandpa usually tells the truth, such as where are the confiscated toys, and what he misses about Uncle Asuma.

Jiraiya looked at Konohamaru and his two little ones who looked suspicious, and finally took a deep breath, picked up the other two brand-new pieces of wood, and started over. "A man can never say he is incompetent."

Anyway, there are only four days left. The most important thing in Konoha is wood. If you practice a few more times, you can always succeed.

But in a blink of an eye, September 9th has arrived, and I don’t know how Jiraiya’s kissing doll is doing.

Anyway, Naruto and Gaara couldn't even buy a kissing doll after shopping for two days.

"Aren't there only 18 couples and 36 people getting married? Do we really need so many kissing dolls in the world? Why do we have to give kissing dolls when we get married?" Naruto bit his popsicle, slumped his shoulders, and walked behind Gaara.

Gaara was also biting the popsicle, slurping his tongue, and he had no time to pay attention to Naruto.He is Shura who only loves himself, whoever gets married has nothing to do with him.The red bean flavor in my mouth is more important now.After he finished eating, he asked for pineapple. After finishing pineapple, he asked for strawberry. After finishing strawberry, he asked for cream.

"Don't just go ahead and eat. Help me think of something cheap and affordable that won't break down if I don't have the kissing doll." Naruto continued to slump his shoulders, "As the son of the Hokage, he is really pitiful. I finally did some D-level missions with little pay, and I had to give them away at a wedding. Why do I need to know so many of my father’s subordinates?”

I had already finished my popsicles in Lailuo, so I took out my wallet and bought a handful of kebabs, and I was still eating them.In fact, he really wanted to tell Naruto that theoretically all of Konoha are subordinates to your Hokage's father, and before going out today, Hokage gave him, "someone else's kid" a lot of pocket money, and hinted angrily that his family After his son made money, he didn't even ask his father for pocket money. But what does this have to do with him?

When Naruto saw Gaara not speaking, he could only continue to talk to himself, "Why haven't you spoken recently? How are you in school? In fact, some common people look down on us second-generation people. Don't say it on the surface, in your chair Put some chewing gum on my clothes or throw a nail into my shoe. I have never been hit by this trick before. They don’t know that I have a good nose. I can tell who is causing trouble by smelling it. Then, whoever has the nail will sit on it. . But Sasuke was very pitiful when he first went to school. Once he was stuck to the stool. He made me laugh so much that he sat there until no one was around after school before he asked me to go home and get him pants."

Gaara had already finished the meat skewers in his hand and bought another popsicle, but it was almond-flavored. He wasn't too interested in the one named Sasuke.

"Later." Naruto continued, "The guys who bullied Sasuke after the second grade started to have practical classes were miserable. I just realized that Sasuke remembered them one by one. That boy is easy to hold grudges. Don't provoke him if you have nothing to do. "

Gaara thought he hated the taste of almonds, and as for Sasuke, what could he eat?So he ate up the popsicles in two bites and bought a roasted sweet potato. It was so sweet and much more delicious than the one he roasted himself.

"My dad seems to be in a bad mood recently. Although he hasn't worked overtime in the past few days, he hasn't brought documents or anything to the house, and he should eat and sleep, but I just feel that he is in a bad mood. I suspect that he wants to My mother, Gaara, who has been seeing people in pairs these days, do you think I should do something, Gaara?" Naruto suddenly realized that the people around him were gone, and subconsciously turned around, Gaara was chewing on the sweet potatoes. Standing in front of the grilled squid stall, waiting for the squid to be cooked.

Naruto ran over quickly, and he finally realized that he had lost count of how many snacks Gaara had eaten all morning. Snacks were hot, cold, sour, sweet, and he could eat them whenever he wanted. "Gaara, don't you feel sick in your stomach?"

Gaara gnawed on a sweet potato and shook his head.

Naruto sighed, he still remembered that the first time he saw Gaara was in the Chuunin exam examination room.

Go up, that guy is so cool, he looks like he is the best in the world.Sasuke insisted that this person was definitely not easy to get along with, but the truth was that he couldn't wake up after eating.As expected, it was the red panda's jinchuriki, "Gaara, is it true that jinchuriki's character will be affected by the tailed beasts?"

Gaara bit the squid and nodded. The son of the Hokage finally started to pay attention to his own family's affairs from other people's family affairs. Well, instead of caring about who of them married whom, it was better to care about how to control the Kyuubi.But why don't you remind him? Gaara expressed that he actually wanted to see how his Hokage father would react when Naruto killed an innocent person indiscriminately.

Seeing Gaara nodding, Naruto also nodded, "Thank you for reminding me that I should be concerned about how to control the Nine-Tails. Although my father is trying his best to make me forget about the Nine-Tails. But you can tell by looking at the Jinzhu Although my power is impressive, it is not easy to mess around with. My father is very powerful, but you can't always rely on him. One day, my father will also have to rely on his son. Just to be able to rely on him in the future, I have to work hard. .”

Gaara's eyes widened, he forgot to chew the squid and just swallowed it. He was sure that he just thought silently in his mind and never made a sound.

"By the way, my dad is different from your dad. Although your dad loves you, he has three children, and you are only one third. Of course, dad's love must be impartial."

Unbiased, one-third Gaara suddenly felt very angry when he heard these two words. He wanted to throw things and use chakra, but he just thought about it. The seal taught to Kakashi by the Hokage If the technique was so easy to solve, Naruto would have asked his father to kill him countless times.

But Naruto was startled by Gaara, "Calm down, this is a downtown area."

Gaara finally calmed down, because Naruto quickly stuffed chocolate into his mouth, so Gaara chewed instinctively.

"You really don't worry about it." Naruto wiped away the cold sweat, "Fortunately, I brought the chocolates prepared for dad with me."

Gaara didn't speak, he was so sweet that he couldn't speak. Konoha was indeed a strange place.Naruto is strange, Naruto's son is strange, everything related to Naruto is so strange

Naruto is very strange, it has been strange these past few days, as strange as the atmosphere in Konoha.

Konoha, September 60, 9, sunny, more than one day left before the wedding.

It's almost noon

Hokage Building Hokage Office

Namikaze Minato rested his head on his right hand, turned the book upside down on the table with his left hand, picked up the pen, signed the document in front of him, and then continued reading.A large swath of sunlight came from behind him, making him feel warm all over and making him want to yawn.

But the person in front of him was depressed. Chief of Staff Yamanaka Kaiichi gritted his teeth, clenched his fists tightly, looked at the scrawled handwriting written on the Hokage's left hand, and wished he could just hammer him in the face, forgetting the scrawled handwriting. ,but

"Sir, you haven't seen it yet."

"I read it." Minato deftly held up the book with one hand and turned the pages without even bothering to raise his head.

Haiyi almost rolled his eyes, but he read it, including the cover and the signature page at the end, "Minato"

"What are you doing? You're so annoyed."

The good-tempered Haiyi was finally not ready to endure it any longer. He grabbed the book in the Hokage's hand, but there was no way he could snatch the thing from the Golden Flash's hand.However, the Hokage still raised his head, with a very confused look in his eyes.

Haiyi was so stared at that he took another step forward, opened the document in his hand and stuffed it under the Hokage's nose.

"What are you doing? I've already signed it." Minato Namikaze flipped through the pages lazily, tearing up the paper with a loud clatter.

"Look." Yamanaka Haiichi pointed to the important parts of the report, but he couldn't bear it. The Hokage seemed to be more interested in novels today.There was nothing he could do against this Hokage.It’s okay to take a nap in spring, autumn, and summer. It’s okay to take a nap when you’re tired, but it’s not appropriate to read novels or make love in heaven in the office from early in the morning.

Minato sighed and had no choice but to put down his book and pick up the documents.But the words in my eyes are all recognizable, but I can't even read them together to make sense of them.He also knew that he was not in the right state now, but it was not like he suddenly became disgusted with those official documents and reports, especially the damn financial statements that made him want to vomit from the first day he took office.He always thought it was because he was subconsciously afraid that Konoha would eventually go bankrupt in his hands, but starting from this year, he also felt disgusted by the profit statements with red heads.

"Did you notice?" Hai Yi raised his eyebrows.

"I'm watching." Minato frowned.He really couldn't stand it at all. Yesterday he could think a little bit, but today as soon as he entered the office, his head felt like a pot of paste was getting thicker and thicker.At this rate, I'm afraid I'll be able to finish it tomorrow.Minato automatically remembered that his face was as dark as the bottom of the pot, and couldn't help but laugh.

But it didn't matter when he smiled, it startled Haiyi.Haiichi carefully observed Namikaze Minato who was staring blankly.Finally he sighed and closed the official document in the Hokage's hand, "Minato, don't worry about the official document for now, we need to talk."

Minato raised his eyes, waved away the ANBU on duty, and nodded.

"Have you encountered anything unpleasant again in the past few days?" Haiyi asked softly.

"No." Minato scratched the table with his fingers, "It's just that I can't adjust after a long rest. I'll be fine tomorrow."

"You said the same thing yesterday."

"Is there any"

"Watergate."

"Say."

Haiyi looked at the indifferent Hokage, "Do you feel that you are not normal now?"

"Yeah, no." Minato looked at the chief of staff who looked suspicious. He wanted to find some clues from Haiyi's face, but his head was still sticky and sticky, and he didn't want to move. "Okay, put it down. I’ll approve it later.”

Yamanaka Haiichi retreated silently, he was completely sure that this Hokage's mood was very abnormal.I originally thought it was a routine ninja messing around before a group wedding, just like the Elder Council buying all the kissing dolls in Konoha for some reason. The old man and the old lady said it was a surprise, but based on past experience, it was definitely a shock.But what happened to Naruto? A Namikaze Minato Third Generation who had no intention of working might have done such a thing when he was young.But Namikaze Minato, who had always been self-disciplined, would not allow such a thing to happen to him under normal circumstances.

The most important thing is that you don’t know it yet.Combined with the self-abuse state of the stupid Hokage not long ago, he bet with his friend Nara Shikaku's IQ of 200, this Hokage has completely lost his way in life.I hope I haven't gone too far, and I can still pull him back. If he can't pull Konoha back, it will be over. But at that time, the whole world was shrouded in the crisis of destruction. Konoha was not Konoha, which was actually quite funny.

As soon as Yamanaka Hai left the door of the Hokage's office, he went to the Intelligence Department.

"Shikaku, Minato seems to be really hit this time, what should I do?"

"I don't know. I believe in his strong mental power and self-regulation. Why don't they make an announcement saying that Naruto definitely has a problem in his heart right now, but I don't know if it's schizophrenia or depression. If they really want to see Golden Flash taking the lead in retaliating against society, they can Don't be shy and continue to stimulate him."

"You're crazy too, Shikaku."

"There is nothing humans can do to stop the ninjas from misbehaving before the wedding is over."