[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

Unhappiness can be counted every day, but every happy day passes by just like that.

Konoha 60, late March

11:[-] at night

Hokage Building Hokage Office

Momochi Zabuza's face was pale, and he felt that the objects around him were still spinning a little, but he still stood as straight as possible as required, because he didn't know when his immediate boss would show up. He was waiting for the Hokage in the Hokage's office, and was asked by his immediate boss. , that bastard Kakashi was left here half an hour ago.

It's just a matter of waiting. Zabuza doesn't mind waiting for the legendary golden flash, but he's really hungry. Even though the not-so-authentic red-eyed rabbit from Flying Thunder Theology is interesting enough, he just took care of him when he was in the AN Minister's office. Full of water.

But to be honest.For a person who was born in a country that never lacks water, the climate of the Land of Wind is really a serious challenge, and the same goes for ninjas.It was okay at first. I followed other ANBU operations. Although I didn't do any tasks, I was able to see what professional logistics support at the level of Konoha was.But then, about half a month ago, with the emergency return of the main force, he began to live a life of eating sand and drinking wind.Because he was left behind, along with the cannon fodder who had been hit by him, because their ninjutsu didn't look like Konoha's Teo no matter what.

Sure enough, there is no pie in the sky. If you want to get it, you have to pay for it. But who cares whether what you get is what you want.

Anyway, Zabuza was enlightened at that time. No wonder Kakashi was reluctant to kill him to silence him when he killed Kado and instead deceived Haku to come to Konoha.No wonder the Hokage so easily agreed to settle in Konoha as a traitor from another country.It turns out that Konoha actually has this kind of intention.Also, no matter how righteous Konoha is, there will be times when he does dirty work.This is normal.What's the use of a ninja if he can make sense? Anyway, if a guy like him who doesn't look like Konoha does dirty work, it won't be the fault of Konoha and Hokage if he is discovered.

Zabuza broke into a cold sweat as he thought about it.

Anyway, if there is any dispute, just kill him and throw the body in front of the suffering master. Konoha is still a shining benevolence.

"But what can I do?" Zabuza almost complained. He really wanted to hit him with a knife in the Hokage's office, but his IQ controlled him. It didn't matter if he died, his Shiro could He was still working among the ninjas in Konoha Hospital, dreaming of a beautiful, happy and peaceful life after retirement in Konoha.So what can I do if I don't want to give in? Since I made the decision at the beginning, and now I am his subordinate, I can do whatever I am told, and I will get a lot of his salary, bonus, medical benefits.

Don’t you just have to get used to bowing your head respectfully?

Anyway, Zabuza's stomach was ringing and he was thinking about it, and he almost fell asleep, until someone finally reached out and patted him on the shoulder.

"Awaited."

Zabuza didn't dare to look around, but he immediately saw Namikaze Minato who was already standing in front of him. He had the legendary golden shining blond hair and blue eyes. His face was white and beardless, and his ninja forehead protector was placed squarely on his forehead.On the whole, it is no different from the assassination notice painting that was listed as the first bounty on the underground exchange.It's just that he is missing the iconic white Hokage cloak, and he is not wearing a ninjutsu vest. The clothes are actually a bit old, the cuffs are still raw, and they have turned white after washing. Zabuza is also thin and feels slightly embarrassed by his discovery. , Konoha's Hokage does not seem to be as attractive as their welfare system seems.

"What's wrong, silly boy." The Hokage looked at the stiff Zabuza strangely and sat back down in his seat.

"You scared him." Kakashi followed closely, patting Zabuza's shoulder hard, and then leaned against the Hokage's desk as usual.

"Really?" Naruto raised an eyebrow and retorted.

"Really?" Kakashi looked at Zabuza.

Zabuza was even more embarrassed. He didn't know if he should answer Kakashi's question.

But luckily, Lord Hokage let him go.

"Taodi, beheading"

"Yes, sir." After experiencing being watched by countless people, Momochi Zaizhan had fully accepted his code name.

"It seems like this is the first time we've met."

"Yes, sir." Zabuza looked at Kakashi aside and said business, so he immediately became serious, "Momochi Zaiza will report the mission to you."

"I know, kill again." The Hokage smiled, "But before I hear your bloody stories, pull your mask up from your chin and cover your nose and mouth. Well, not bad, your ANBU uniform and Kakashi’s one.”

Zabuza was confused, but he still acted as he was told.

The Hokage nodded with satisfaction, "Put your forehead protector on, right, that's the forehead protector, slanted, I know it's already slanted, and clasp it over your left eye, yes, you did a good job."

Zabuza had to raise his eyes and ask Kakashi for help at this time, but before Kakashi could answer, he heard the Hokage's happy laughter.

Kakashi could only lower his head and sigh at the Hokage's prank, just get used to it.Just like their fourth generation had always made the atmosphere tense for no apparent reason some time ago, no matter what work they discussed with the Hokage these days, no one could get serious.

But the new Zabuza was really not used to it. He didn't think that Golden Flash would laugh for no reason. Shouldn't the Hokage think clearly about everything he does? So he couldn't help but ask, "Sir, are you here?" What are you laughing at?"

"Yes." The Hokage was a little surprised. He had teased so many Konoha Anbu before, but Zabuza was the first one to take the initiative to ask a question, so he answered it, "Kakashi, come and stand in line with Zabuza." , stand up straight."

Kakashi lowered his head and stood next to Zabuza, sighing again. His handwritten regulations clearly stated that if the Hokage's words are okay, don't take them randomly. How did Zabuza do this?

So the Hokage smiled even more happily, "Xiao Zhan, you are now allowed to use ninjutsu in the Hokage's office and see for yourself."

Zabuza ignored "Little Zhan" again and simply used chakra to make a water mirror, and then suddenly thunder rolled to the left and right. The same uniform, the same face covering, the same forehead protector crookedly, the same height, the same thinness , except for one black hair and one white hair, they are indeed as ridiculous as the twin Hokages. Does that mean that he is actually the scapegoat Kakashi found for himself? Is this the case? Sure enough, Kakashi, Konoha's pension is not that easy to get.

Kakashi didn't react at all, "Zabuza, let's get down to business."

Only then did Zabuza react and respectfully put the starving accident report on the table.

Minato felt that he was not interested and did not touch the report. "Use the fewest words to explain the matter clearly."

Zabuza almost couldn't breathe. If that's the case, why did he have to write a 2-word report?

"Say it," the Hokage urged.

"According to the mission statement, gather the wanderers and endure them for a long time. Defeat them and take them away for robbery. According to the intelligence, rob the group of people from the Kingdom of Wind who are dressing up as a caravan."

"nonsense."

Zabuza looked at the Hokage with his eyes slightly closed, and continued, "In order to kill the target person, I wanted to lure the Kazekage away. But the Kazekage was not fooled, so he had no choice but to attack his children. As a result, the Kazekage immediately gave up the defense when he saw that his children were in danger. The goal was to save people. Then, Gaara went berserk and I didn’t dare to touch the jinchuriki. I hit all the stray ninjas who didn’t escape. Report over.”

Naruto pressed his eyebrows. He felt that he still didn't understand. "Anyway, the tailed beast went berserk. You completed the mission."

Zabuza was also a bit awkward, abbreviating the detailed 2 words into a few sentences was actually what it was.

The Hokage opened the file. He really didn't want to read it, but he felt that he needed more details. "Kakashi, you will go to the Kingdom of Wind later. We have to talk to that fat man again."

Kakashi's shoulders slumped instantly, "Teacher, I just came back after looking for them for half a night."

"It's good if I don't punish you for improper employment. I'm also very tired."

&n

bsp; Kakashi looked at the teacher who had just slept in the afternoon and was not tired at all now. Then he compared it with his sore eyes, neck, hands and feet, and said firmly, "I still have to go out and sort out the files."

"document"

Kakashi pointed at the world map on the wall of Orochimaru's laboratory.

The Hokage nodded. He had indeed forgotten that the follow-up work of the sound ninja was being completed. "Okay, I'll go, Zabuza, follow me with your report."

Zabuza nodded, but his feet refused to obey and suddenly rushed out.

"What's wrong with him?" Naruto wondered.

"You must have vomited it again." Kakashi sighed for the unlucky Zabuza.

"Are you acclimated?" The Hokage took off his white cloak from the hanger, "By the way, Kakashi, are you interested in the Kazekage's daughter, Temari?"

Kakashi pushed his forehead protector and looked at the sky without saying a word.

"I think it's good to marry her back."

"What's going on in your head right now."

"The hardware foundation has been laid, and the software must keep up. What we need now is not only marriage within Konoha, but also those that can be consolidated outside."

Kakashi couldn't understand the Hokage's plan. Even if he was the AN Minister, it would be useless if he knew more than others. However, "Naruto is more suitable."

"He's only 12 years old."

"When I was 12 years old, I followed you all over the world and killed countless people. Look at him."

"Stop, keep saying this back and forth."

"Did I say something wrong?" Kakashi frowned, "You won't bring Zabuza with you."

"It's tiring to lead people. By the way, those damn experimental data had better be packed and placed in my office when I come back."

"I'll try my best." Kakashi sighed, silently watching the teacher disappear into the air.

It's around 2 a.m.

country of wind

Bathroom of the Central Palace of the Imperial Palace

When Naruto suddenly appeared behind the leader of the Kingdom of Wind, the leader was taking a bath.

"Haha, isn't this Hokage? Why come to me when you have time?"

"The mission is completed, you have to tell your employer." Naruto was slightly out of breath. His Flying Thunder God was easy to use, but there were always times when he suddenly came to an inappropriate place. He hated this place full of steam.

"Ah, ah. The brother-in-law who always went out under my banner to ruin his reputation has been killed, right?" The fat king finally turned over and sat up, revealing the little beauty that had been hidden under him.

"Killed." The Hokage held his forehead. He really wanted to know how the trembling little woman was not crushed to death.

"The finance minister's son who is always trying to seduce his father to usurp the throne should also be killed."

"You can't die anymore."

"But you are really annoying. Why don't you just find a bandit and kill him? Why do you have to force the Jinchūriki to go on a rampage? Are you suggesting that I attack the Suna Ninja? I'm too embarrassed to drive away the Kazekage and kill all the Hokage."

"I said it was an accident, do you believe it?"

"An accident. It's a good idea. If you can justifiably defeat Sunagakure's jinchuriki, then our country, the Wind Country, will no longer be your opponent."

"It's just a tailed beast."

"A troublesome tailed beast."

"It's up to you, let's go." The Hokage pulled open the collar of his uniform. He hated going into the bathroom with his clothes on, it was very stuffy.

"No, Mr. Namikaze, let's take a bath and rub our backs together."

"I'm more interested in hot springs than steam baths. Besides, next time I watch your little beauties, I don't want to be chewed into the same skeleton as the pigeon I was last time."

"Why, a single man can't help himself when he sees beautiful women. In fact, my 12 daughters all look like their mothers, and I will give you as many as you want."

"I'm not interested in all kinds of little lolita. I have a wife. But our young king doesn't have one yet. As a Hokage, it's often a bit of a headache to see that the people you are loyal to still have no heirs."

"Not bad." The fat lord of the Kingdom of Wind chuckled, "He is the father-in-law of the most powerful lord of the Kingdom of Fire."

Minato nodded and disappeared.He was sweating a little, and the sauna gave him a headache.

After Minato left, the king also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your Majesty, you are afraid of that pretty boy." The enchanting voice climbed up the sweaty fat back.

"How can you not be afraid of someone who can appear behind you at any time?" The fat king's hand touched the neck of his little beauty, pressed it gently, and then slowly tightened it.He felt that this feeling was very satisfying. It had been a long time since he had experienced it. At that time, he was not so fat as a piece of dead meat, and Namikaze Minato was not as gentle as he is now. In fact, after dating for a long time, Namikaze Minato was also That's all.But he will never, nor dare to forget, that year, at the armistice negotiation table between the two countries, how the shining Hokage gently knocked on the table, making those who said he was young and unconvinced. The guy changed his mind and said, "Do I, Minato Namikaze, need to convince everyone? Just obey."

It was night in late March of Konoha 60, and large dark clouds finally came to the Land of Fire, and it was time to rain.

During that time, there were rumors that one of the Suna ninja went berserk again.This time, those who died in the weapons accident were the brother-in-law of the leader of the Kingdom of Wind and the only son of the finance minister.The Minister of Finance was paralyzed in bed due to excessive grief and could not speak.And one of the concubines of the Lord of the Wind Kingdom hanged himself. The Kazekage announced that the Jinchūriki Ichibi would take all responsibility for this and would die to apologize, but no one saw the body because the weapon defected.

I am a small theater of unscrupulous jokes, dedicated to making up for the word count.

In fact, I really want to type up a few words of a joke until I can make up enough words to edit this and send it out.

Well, I am unscrupulous anyway

Why don't you really give that idea a try~ Hey~ Anyway, this is a theater of unethical jokes, and I'm not lying.

Well, it shouldn't be considered a lie.

I already told you that you have no moral integrity.

Okay, I'll rewrite it when I think of a bad joke to write.

Um, this is a bad joke, why aren’t there enough words?

I swiped it 8 times and I don’t believe JJ has more moral integrity than me.

It’s still not enough. I’m so tired. I’m tired and I don’t love it anymore. Why don’t you try putting 100 exclamation marks~

Is this really going to turn into a bad joke?

Okay, let me tell you a joke seriously. Do you know why Kakashi doesn’t take off his mask? You’ve all swum, you’ve all worn swimsuits, you’ve stripped naked and taken a shower in the summer, and you’ve seen your two big white legs. Why do you think so? Kakashi can't tan

JJ I have seen your integrity before I tell you a joke again.

That year, when the cherry blossoms were falling, Minato and Kinai met under the cherry blossom trees. Kinai heard that a romantic date cannot be complete without having sex, so she brought bed sheets in addition to her lunch box. So, Minato agreed. Nana's request hugged her, and they rolled over and over in front of flowers and under the moon. Well, they just forgot to take off their clothes.