[Hokage] Secrets of the Fathers [Fourth Generation Center]

Konoha Public Security Punishment Regulations Ninja Edition

No.20 Three Articles Regarding Hooligan Crime

1. Alcoholism

Those who are drunk and dirty on the street will be fined for sweeping the streets for one day and one month's bonus will be deducted.

Those who engage in drunken fights and cause trouble will be reported to various units for criticism, their year-end bonuses will be confiscated, and various public labor services will be provided depending on the severity of the case.

2, fight

If you need a duel, please go to the Konoha Security Department to apply for a duel venue. Referees and medical personnel will be provided free of charge. If you don't follow the rules, you should consider whether you can bear the consequences.

An unregistered duel is called a brawl, and the punishment is the same as for drunkenness.

3. Insult women

The rapist dies.

Harassment of women and sexual harassment of women, regardless of the means of peeping, touching, following, streaking, stalking, etc. If found, they will be detained for one day at a time, and their year-end bonus will be deducted for three years. Depending on the seriousness of the case and the attitude of the harassed, various unimaginable punishments will be imposed. Public labor services. ps: You are responsible for your own medical expenses.

Konoha, late March 60, spring, rain is coming

Fire Country Konoha

Naruto Office

Namikaze Minato was lying on the table laughing so hard that he almost had difficulty breathing.

"Is it so ridiculous?" Anbu Kakashi leaned on the Hokage's desk, threw out a document, and then followed the teacher's finger to look at the street in the distance.Over there, his sensei's sensei, Jiraiya-sama, one of the legendary Sannin and current non-staff elder, was wielding a long broom to, well, sweep the streets for the purpose of spying on ladies taking a shower.

Kakashi sighed, "You don't feel ashamed either."

"Konoha hasn't been this lively in a long time." The Hokage took a breath, signed the document, and handed it back to his Anbu, "Is there anything else?"

"Not yet." Kakashi picked up the documents and turned around to leave.

"Then do you need my help?" Naruto held the cup and smiled, "You have been able to handle it recently."

Kakashi ignored the Hokage who seemed to want to chat more and left.He is not a second-line employee like Jiraiya who has been wearing a forehead protector for who knows how many years. He is the current ANBU. He is very busy, busy with very important work. Although he still feels that the life of idleness is better, But now he must let himself be able to help the teacher, otherwise, his teacher dares to trust him so much.

Of course, Kakashi's performance should still satisfy the teacher, so when the next summoned person opened the door and came in, the Hokage was still lying on the table and laughing non-stop.

"Minato, you're almost done." Acting Security Minister Uchiha Mikoto slapped the document in her hand in front of the Hokage, "You've been laughing for days."

"It's really funny." The Hokage raised his head, "Why are you so angry?"

"Jiraiya, Jiraiya, Jiraiya, forever." Uchiha Mikoto sighed, and gently placed a note in front of the Hokage. Her eyes couldn't help but look from the window to the Hokage's disciples outside, and found that the Hokage's The teacher has almost finished sweeping half the street.

Namikaze Minato picked up the note noncommittally and squinted at it, "The Third is going to pardon Jiraiya-sensei."

Mikoto smiled, "I'm just here to deliver a note. However, Lord Jiraiya is an elder of Konoha after all. It's not unacceptable for a dignified elder to be punished by sweeping the street like those young men of seventeen or eighteen."

"But who asked him to break the rules?"

"But favors are sometimes necessary rules, Minato. He is your teacher after all, and he is not young anymore, so save face for him."

"But who knew he couldn't change this problem at such an old age? He has privileges, but it doesn't allow him to go to the hot springs and peek at girls taking a bath. It's not like you didn't see the General Staff being blocked by the demonstrative kunoichi that day. What's the matter, Sister Miqin is also a woman, please think more about your female compatriots."

"That's true." Mikoto smiled softly and snatched the former Hokage's note from the hand of the Hokage, "I thought that the guy who had done such a wrong thing and still fled in fear of crime should be stripped, hung, and beaten. But the Third Generation asked me to Talk to you more."

"Ha." The Hokage sneered and began to look through the new problems that needed to be dealt with. "Okay, you have already said it. But Jiraiya-sensei doesn't have any objections to daring. You see, he scanned it. Still very enthusiastic.”

"Ha." The Acting Security Minister also sneered and glared at the Hokage, "Yes, but that's Jiraiya-sama. Even though he was having fun cleaning up the garbage all over Konoha with a broom, what was he thinking in his heart? Have you communicated with me? If he really has an opinion on you, it will be a bit more gain than loss."

"Don't judge a gentleman with a villain's heart. My teacher is not that kind of person."

Uchiha Mikoto was noncommittal. As the wife of the patriarch of the Uchiha family, she just gave a friendly reminder that instigating the relationship between master and apprentice was not something she should do. "Well, if you say no, then it is not. I am just helping the third generation deliver the goods." Just write a note and say a few more words.”

The Hokage then put down the pen in his hand and looked carefully up and down at this woman who looked very capable. Although he respected this woman, she was after all his minister of security for the next few years. "You are overthinking."

The female security minister raised her eyebrows.

"Based on what I know about Jiraiya-sensei, he was really careless this time. It's not so easy to find out what he did." The Hokage drank some water and continued to laugh.

The female security chief was in a daze for a while before she realized what the Hokage was saying. This made her feel that the corner of her mouth was twitching. Well, she heard something. The current Hokage actually didn't feel that a man went to the women's bathroom to look at the girl. What an amazing thing. Why are female ninjas always excluded from the top leadership elections? If Tsunade-senpai had not left but became Hokage, where would there be countless troubles now?

"What's wrong? Why do people always like to be stunned in front of me recently? If you have anything to say, please say it directly." The Hokage closed a document and asked, "By the way, I didn't go to see Fugaku. He is willing to meet people now. What?"

It's because you're talking more and more that people don't know how to evaluate it, okay? After Mikoto finished her slander, she stood up and answered, "I'm undergoing rehabilitation. It is expected that I can regain some basic functions of my right arm in two months. You should ignore him for the time being." Bar."

"Yes." The Hokage nodded, opened another file, and started working seriously.

The female security chief wanted to say something more, but when she saw that the Hokage was already seeing off the guests, she stepped back gently.Before closing the door, she couldn't help but glance at this familiar office again. It had always been like this, large, empty, and quiet. She clearly knew that the Hokage Guards also worked here, but they couldn't see it.

This made her very uncomfortable after just returning to work.She had not seen his eldest son for several days.She felt that she could take advantage of the fact that she was sending documents to the Hokage to report work every day and asked her son who was pouring water for the Hokage to also pour her a glass of water. Tsuki Fugaku always likes

The reason for running to his office.Man, no matter how big or small it is, it really makes people worry. It would be better for her to say something more verbose, "Minato."

"Um"

"Let's communicate with Lord Jiraiya again."

"No need." Naruto waved his hand casually without raising his head.

Uchiha Mikoto could only continue to sigh outside the door, hoping

When the Hokage in the room saw the person leaving, he also sighed, "012110."

"Yes, sir." Itachi, who had been rushed to the lounge by the Hokage since the morning and had been busy sorting out information, could finally see the sun.

"I was talking to your mother just now, did you hear me?"

"I didn't hear you very well, sir. What's the matter, sir?"

"It's nothing." The Hokage nodded, "By the way, Itachi, you think a Konoha ninja has been found to have violated Konoha's laws, but he wants to avoid punishment. What kind of behavior is this?"

"Rebellion." Itachi replied decisively.

"Then what if he really manages to escape punishment?"

"" Itachi thought, frowning, "I don't know, sir."

"Yeah, actually I don't know either." The Hokage smiled, "Go and tell Naruto for me, I won't go home for lunch, and he will be with his Grandpa Jiraiya today."

"Yes." Itachi walked away in an instant.

The Hokage sighed and continued to work with his head down, but immediately he raised his head again, "What's wrong?"

"An urgent report from ANBU." Kakashi appeared, "About that mission."

"read."

"It succeeded, but it also failed." Kakashi looked helpless and shook the report paper.

Minato was very calm, "I didn't expect anything to happen. Just tell me who is alive and who is dead."

Kakashi scratched his head and counted one by one, "The Kazekage is alive, the Kazekage's three children are alive, and 8 of the 5 members of the Wind Country negotiation team who returned to the Wind Country with them are dead. The Finance Minister and two attachés are alive. , one of the five who died was the brother-in-law of the leader of the Kingdom of Wind, and the other was the son of the finance minister."

"This is not about completing the mission and killing the wrong person."

"But we didn't kill him."

"Wouldn't that be more satisfying."

"No, the people I sent out didn't have time to take action." Kakashi was a little confused, "Gaara killed the person."

"I'm a little dizzy." Naruto held his forehead.

"Ichibi went berserk."

"Details."

"For a while, wait for the person who performed the mission to come back." Cassie smiled bitterly, "I asked the red-eyed bunny to go to the Kingdom of Wind to pick up the person."

This time it was the Hokage's turn to smile bitterly, "You are really not in a hurry. Why did you send him there? It is a desert area with sparse coordinate fields. He is worse at math than Naruto."

"Damn." Kakashi couldn't help but raise his middle finger, "Then how did he learn to fly the Thunder God?"

"Didn't he say that?" Naruto smiled and took a sip of water, "It's a copy of the Sharingan."

""

"You really might as well go there yourself."

"It's not particularly urgent anyway. I'll go find someone before I get back after dark."

Anyway, now in the Kingdom of Wind

Zabuza, who was running in the desert of the Land of Wind, licked his chapped lips. Looking at the wandering ninja lying in the sand, bleeding and looking at him with expectant eyes, he squatted down and quickly stabbed his heart.After careful inspection, he stood up after confirming that he had completely expired.

Zabuza sighed. As a former wandering ninja, he didn't really want to kill these poor guys, but he had to do it. Who told him that his task was to replenish these cannon fodder, so if he couldn't finish it If so, who knows if someone will come to give him a stabbing blow.

For example, the voice coming from behind him.

"Hey, he's very neat in his attack. He's worthy of being a ghost."

"What are you doing here, Rabbit." Sure enough, although Zabuza had expected it, he was still startled, "It's okay, don't imitate Kakashi's words, okay?"

"It's not a rabbit, it's a little rabbit with red eyes. The Hokage personally gave the name. You should use a respectful tone when reading it." Uchiha Shisui seriously put his hand on Momochi Zabuza's shoulder, feeling the stiffness of his subordinates, "It's boring. , I thought you would tremble."

"You are not Hokage." Zabuza didn't want to waste any more words. Although he had only been in Konoha for a short time, he already understood what the Hokage Guards were.

"But you are still nervous." Uchiha Shisui smiled and let go, "Don't worry, I'm not here to make up for the damage. Kakashi asked me to pick you up. He didn't want you to walk back to Konoha alone. You can understand."

"Hmph." Zabuza subconsciously wanted to clean the place where Shisui had just touched, but his pride told him not to move. The coordinates of the Flying Thunder God could not be wiped off so easily.

"Come on, hurry up. I have a night shift tonight, and you will be charged for being late." Shisui grabbed Zabuza's arm, "Don't think too much, you are very useful, and you won't be cannon fodder so easily."

Zabuza could only sigh, "No, I'm just curious, when did Flying Thunder God become a popular product? Isn't it a legendary S-level ninjutsu?"

"Are you doubting my strength?" Zhisui squinted.

Zabuza also learned to squint, "What I suspected was the one who came to give me a mission last time. He was the one who made people couldn't help but slap his mouth."

"Ah, he's the one who holds a thousand books in his mouth every day, and people can't help but slap his mouth to see if his head is penetrated by his own weapon."

Yes, Zabuza thought silently in his mind and found that he had a relatively good understanding with this red-eyed rabbit whose name he didn't know.

But the rabbit had no intention of communicating with him in depth. Instead, he was impatient and said, "Don't talk nonsense in math. Don't get carsick or seasick."

No, Zabuza didn't say anything. He was dizzy for a while, then dizzy again, and then again. He finally opened his eyes, but he was still in the desert. He looked at the person who was holding him, and then he felt dizzy again. Dizzy, another wave of dizziness. He finally knew why he was asked if he was motion sick, but after much deliberation, he couldn't figure it out. In mathematics, one tael of silver plus one tael of silver equals two taels of silver. What does this have to do with Flying Thunder God?

The perfect use of space and time requires calculation

It's late March in Konoha, and if it doesn't rain, there may be a drought in the Land of Fire.