Ninja live broadcast, the beginning is a famous scene

At this time, before Temari had time to speak, Kankuro began to deny himself: "It's wrong, what's wrong!"

"What is this, what is this... did you come up here without even understanding the lines?" Temari scratched her head, her face full of doubts and confusion.

There was a roar from the audience.

But at this time, Kankuro seemed to have come to his senses and slapped his thigh excitedly.

"Oh, yes, yes, oh, yes, yes. It was right before." Kankuro had just finished speaking. Now he frowned again and started the self-denial phase again: "Yes... yes. ...Is it right?"

The expression on Temari's face began to become a little embarrassing: "Uh...who are you asking? I don't know."

"Oh, yes, yes, oh! No, it's still wrong. Is this the right way to carry it? Isn't it right?" Kankuro said to himself, and once again began to question and doubt himself.

It seems that this guy is not only stupid, but more stupid.

The audience was once again shouting and booing.

"Who discussed this with you?" When Temari said this, her face was full of collapse: "It's okay that you fell into self-remembering while talking. I really can't stand you."

"Oh, right, right, you just made a little joke. Don't worry, don't worry. I understand, I understand." Kankuro waved his hands quickly, looking like he was very smart. .

"Oh. I'll screw you." Temari waved her hands repeatedly, and the two bowed and left the stage.

It can be said that there is no peeing point in the entire work.

The audience applauded.

[The Third Raikage Ai: 'This work is too diuretic. '】

[The Yondaime Kazekage Rasa: "Who said that? There is obviously not a single person who peed."]

[Namikaze Minato (named Ghost Talent): "No, buddy, if you say this, are you worthy of your own conscience?"]

[Kankuro: "This line is so embarrassing that I can't hold it in anymore."]

[The Yondaime Kazekage Rasa: "I think it's okay, although there are indeed a few pee spots."]

[Momochi Zabuza: "Yidiudiu? Are you serious?"]

[Senju Tobirama: "I can't even deal with this embarrassment."]

[Senju Hashirama: "Hahahahahaha! I didn't expect that young people nowadays also like to play awkward things. Bengbu lives."]

[Uchiha Sasuke: "This cross talk content is too funny because it's not funny."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "Are you separated?"]

[Congratulations to the two for completing their punishment, Ling Bai is the next one to be punished! 】

[This punishment requires that no ninjutsu is allowed to be used in the world. 】

[Secondly, in this punishment, if you cannot pass three levels within one hour of the countdown, it will be regarded as a game failure and the punishment will be a failure. 】

[The most important thing is that if you can clear all levels within the time limit, the reward will become a treasure box. 】

[Ling Bai (shameless): 'No, who did I provoke?Are you deliberately looking for trouble in the system? '】

[System: If you don’t accept it, get out. 】

[Nara Shikamaru: "Then Ling Bai died of raw melon eggs."]

[Akimichi Choji: 'What a tragedy.It can only be said that Ling Bai was too busy, did nothing, and was inexplicably left alone. '】

[Terumi Mei: "One minute of silence for poor little Lingbai."]

[Yamanaka Ino: "However, I am quite looking forward to the subsequent plot."]

[Rock Lee: "Adventure? I'm curious too."]

[Ling Bai (shameless): "This system doesn't transmit yet, so it won't carry out sneak attacks, right?"]

[Metkay: "I don't know."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "Hey, is Ling Bai still there? Why is the video on?"]

[Hatake Kakashi (I am not a fart god): "It's over, it really turned into a sneak attack. I'm laughing to death."]

【...】

On the other side, Ling Bai, who had slept for who knows how long, finally sat up and woke up from a small room.

"What...what happened to me?" Ling Bai, who barely recovered, looked at his hands, obviously a little surprised. After all, according to the normal process, he was just waiting for the system to transmit, but it was inexplicable. His vision went dark.Just came over.

Thinking of this, he rubbed the back of his head.To be honest, this part still hurts now.

"Well, where is this place? Where is Hokage-sama?" Ling Bai muttered, while unconsciously drifting around with his eyes.

The room was very narrow, even so narrow that it only had a bed, a door, and a kerosene lamp hanging on the wall.

What's even more peculiar is that this room doesn't even have a window.

What an unexpectedly retarded design.To say that this design is as stupid as home is an understatement.

The only difference is that there are some vents on this door.

"Is this place locked?"

Ling Bai frowned slightly.

After some shaking, the door in front of me was as stable as a rock, unable to move.

"Is it possible that I was imprisoned?" Ling Bai hugged his shoulders and muttered to himself, while using his hands, he kept flipping everything around him.Just when he was confused, a small note under the pillow appeared in front of him.And the crooked font on it also catches the eye.

[Human, you are now in a specially made prison.You can try to escape.Of course, if you can solve these puzzles and escape, we will admit that you can bring me a little fun, and say patch, I can let you live. ——Your dear clown stay. 】

"Clown? Are you acting for me from behind?" Ling Bai frowned slightly, without saying a word, he raised his leg and kicked the iron door in front of him, and dull sounds followed.

The entire door fell to the ground under the strong force.

"Isn't it too simple?" Ling Bai clapped his hands, looking indifferent.

Because, he really didn't expect that letting a shameless person like him play escape room would not seal the power of his body, but only seal his ninjutsu and chakra.

"Although you can't use ninjutsu, it's enough to open the door. And..."

"There are several typos in this short line, which is really unexpected... Also, what the hell are you dear? The writing of clowns is different from that of human beings. I just learned the translation on the spot." Bar..."

At this moment, Ling Bai was complaining while slowly walking out of the secret room nonchalantly.It was obvious that this guy completely ignored all the rules of escape.

Ling Bai, who looked at the bright sky outside, just wanted to take a step forward, but found that his way forward was blocked by a transparent wall.It looks like an air wall in the game. Obviously, even the system did not expect that some fools would not decrypt according to the elements given by the system.