Ninja live broadcast, the beginning is a famous scene

"Oh, you're still here. Didn't I tell you before? You don't have to be a compliment to me anymore. You can go and be a compliment to Li Ergou from the next village." Kankuro rubbed his hands, his face A little bit of embarrassment flashed over me.After all, he was facing his elder sister, so he was somewhat nervous.

Temari followed the words and continued to ask: "Why? I am a good compliment to you, why should I be a compliment to Li Ergou from the next village?"

Kankuro smiled awkwardly and pursed his lips with his tongue. At the same time, he also began to use his brain to spin wildly, looking for all the baggage he could throw away: "I'm telling you, don't be angry first."

"Angry, why are you angry? Just say what happened." Temari glared at him, looking a little impatient with Kankuro's timidity and ink stains.

"Well... uh... anyway, I told you not to be angry." Kankuro scratched his head.

"Just tell me directly. How do I know if I'm angry or not if you don't tell me?" Temari rolled her eyes: "Can you please stop the ink stains? I'm most annoyed when people take off their pants and fart! This is not angry, it's annoying. Even if you take off your pants and don't fart, you can tell me if you have anything to say. I'm so worried."

"Then if you are angry, it's my son." Kankuro swallowed carefully.

Temari waved her hands after hearing these words: "Hey, hey, ethics are not allowed on the cross talk stage now. We have to be against the three vulgarities. Like this, vulgarity, kitsch and vulgarity are not allowed. We are talking about cross talk. , but you have to educate people. After you listen to the cross talk today, even if the dog comes to listen, you will still learn to wash and cook by yourself the next day and bow and bow. You can't say this nonsense."

"Besides, I'm your sister, how can I be your son?" Temari hugged her shoulders and continued to express her dissatisfaction.

"Well, let's do this. If you're angry, you can give me 1000 yuan, okay?" Kankuro quickly changed his mind.

"Bah, what are you saying? How can a professional cross talk artist like us get 1000 yuan! No, it can't be more than [-] yuan, not even one cent more." Temari turned her head and refused: "Let's eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year. We still need to borrow money, really, one thousand is too much, otherwise there will be no negotiation."

Hearing this, Kankuro was naturally unwilling. How could the duck he had obtained fly away: "One hundred is too low, I'm afraid you will regret it, one hundred and five!"

Temari was still reluctant under such words. At this time, he shook his head fiercely, with a look of displeasure on his face: "No, no, no, one hundred and two, one hundred and fifty is too expensive. The extra thirty is enough for me to borrow." I have money to buy meat, bread and dumplings.”

Listening to Temari's words, Kankuro thought for a moment.

"Let's do this, let's each give in, 120 five! How about it?" Kankuro said with a smile.

"Okay, deal." Temari nodded quickly, fearing that Kankuro in front of her would regret it. .

The two of them just held each other's hands together, and then started shaking hard.

"Hey, hey, wait, you haven't said this yet, you should hurry up and say it. What happened before!?" Temari suddenly came back to her senses and shook off Kankuro's hand. There was also some dissatisfaction written on his face.

"It's very simple, because when I played cards yesterday, I lost from 700 million to 20 yuan in one breath. In the end, in order to make a comeback, I even pressured you. Isn't this... losing again? So I'm not Come and talk about stand-up comedy honestly again." At this point, Kankuro's face was full of apologies: "Look, you promised me before. Don't be angry."

"I just have a question." Temari took a deep breath slowly.

Kankuro said cautiously: "You say it."

"We've been together for so long, and I didn't realize you were so rich. When did you suddenly have such thoughts?" Temari slowly frowned: "What on earth did you do? Where did you get three thousand, seven hundred?" Wan?"

"You're stupid, I lost to Happy Beans." Kankuro smiled faintly.

"Oh, then how did you mortgage me while playing Happy Bean!?" Temari was even more puzzled.

"This is my brand of Idiot Landlord! As long as you don't have Happy Beans, you can give the winner the things you don't want to pay off." Kankuro raised his phone and talked.

"Hey, hey, hey, let's not talk about how stupid the factory brand and the game name are, and let's exclude the fact that you, the guy, are specifically paid to advertise, I'm a little confused." Temari gritted her teeth and asked with suppressed anger. Said: "Chen Daozai, you can win from 20 yuan to 700 million. I don't require you to be a gambling monster, but can you, can you be normal. You lost all 700 million, and you still left me We went in and lost together, how did you do it?"

"Actually, I poured a cup of cappuccino for my teammates. I thought I was sure of victory, but I didn't expect that my teammates made mistakes and I became anxious. I became a little confused about how to play cards." Kankuro said sheepishly. Rubbing hands.

"What should I say?" Temari slightly raised her eyelids.

"Let me think about it, how about recreating the scene for you?" Kankuro glanced at Temari.

Temari didn't speak, just nodded slowly.

"Ahhhhh!" Suddenly, Kankuro howled like he was crazy.

"Ouch, what are you doing? Don't get sick suddenly. Everyone is watching." Temari quickly distanced herself from Kankuro in front of her.

"No, I will get angry once I remember that I made the wrong call!" Kankuro looked sad, as if he was really regretful.

Temari sighed: "Even so, you have to make things clear."

"I was, I was third and I accidentally played out the pair." At this point, Kankuro's mind began to picture him playing cards just now.

"Is there something wrong with your pure brain..." Temari rolled her eyes.

"Oh! No, no, I was right at that time." Kankuro clapped his hands, suddenly showing a look of realization.

Hearing this, Temari was confused: "Huh? What do you mean?"

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no... I'm telling you, no, no." Kankuro, who suddenly came to his senses, suddenly began to deny himself again.

"What, you... got on stage before you even figured out your lines?" Temari looked confused.

"Oh!!! Yes, yes, that's not right. Oh! That's not right!" Kankuro looked like he suddenly understood, which made everyone in the ninja world look confused.