Master Druid Fish at Hogwarts

"Then how old do I have to be before I know Meow? When can I drink?"

Fish was not easily dismissed by Professor McGonagall's perfunctory answer, but continued to ask questions persistently.

"Um...almost..."

Professor McGonagall, who really didn't know how to answer this question, could only deal with Fish's question vaguely.

"Oh...will I grow a butt here when I grow up?"

Fei Xu gestured on his chest again.

Everyone in the tavern laughed even louder now, and Professor McGonagall replied stiffly: "This is something only girls can have. You won't grow up when you grow up..."

"Meow?"

Fish stared at Professor McGonagall's chest for a long time, "But Minerva, you don't have a butt?"

Because she is wearing a large wizard robe, and Professor McGonagall is not too young, her "butt" is indeed not that obvious, but even if it is not obvious, not many women would like to hear Fish like this evaluate.

"Shut up! This topic is over!"

But Professor McGonagall couldn't argue with Fish in this situation, so he could only forcefully cut off the topic with a dark face.

Just at this moment, Ms. Rosmerta brought the butterbeer she asked for. Professor McGonagall quickly picked up the cup and drank to cover up her embarrassment.

"Here, here's your cherry juice."

Ms. Rosmerta placed a glass of cherry juice in front of Fish.

Although Fish's speech made her a little embarrassed, Ms. Rosmerta did not get angry with him.

It's just an innocent child's unintentional words. In Ms. Rosmerta's opinion, it is much more pleasant to listen to than the dirty jokes told by those stinky men who are greedy for her body.

Fish, who was diverted by the cherry juice, no longer continued to pester Professor McGonagall, but stuck out his tongue and carefully licked a sip of the bright red liquid in the cup.

It's sweet and tastes good.

Fei Xu narrowed his eyes with satisfaction, and his little tongue swallowed quickly, constantly sending the liquid in the cup into his mouth.

After habitually drinking a little cherry juice with his tongue, Fish changed to the human way of drinking, raising his head and drinking it hard.

Apart from anything else, eating in human form is indeed much more convenient than in cat form.

After drinking the cherry juice in the glass, Fish felt a little sleepy, so in the admiration of a group of wizards, he transformed into a young silver tabby cat, then jumped onto Professor McGonagall's lap and lay down.

Probably because he was worried that Fish would ask him some embarrassing questions again, Professor McGonagall did not force Fish to remain human and let him rest on his lap.

"I kept you waiting, Minerva."

Fish, who was sleeping, suddenly heard an annoying sound, and he quickly jumped up from Professor McGonagall's lap.

"what--!"

Fish jumped onto the table with a leap, and made an intimidating gesture of arching his back and blasting his hair towards the old man with a white beard named Dumbledore.

"Oh hehehe, it turns out Fei Xu is here too."

Dumbledore ignored Fish's hostility, leaned down with a smile, and said hello to him.

"Meow!"

Seeing Dumbledore's old face getting closer and closer, the stimulated Fish jumped up and slapped his paw on his slightly crooked nose.

"Ah yo!"

Originally, Dumbledore planned to let Fish vent his anger on purpose first, and then slowly get closer to him.

So Dumbledore did not dodge Fish's claws, but took the initiative to get close to him, and he knew that Fish's strength was different from that of ordinary cats, and he had added protective magic to himself.

Just to give Fish enough "positive feedback", Dumbledore's protective magic was not very powerful. When he thought about it, no matter how powerful the kitten could be, it would be so powerful.

But the truth is, Dumbledore miscalculated.

The vengeful Fish added several layers of BUFF to himself as soon as he came up. The force of his slap was far beyond Dumbledore's expectation, knocking the headmaster straight to the head and causing his nose to bleed.

"Merlin's fancy pants! What have you done, Fisch?!"

The scene changed so fast that Professor McGonagall took a moment to react. She stood up suddenly, hugged her head and screamed.

"Meow!"

Seeing Professor McGonagall's reaction, Fish immediately understood that he was probably in trouble. He howled to defend himself, then turned around and ran out of the window.

At this time, Professor McGonagall was busy helping Dumbledore who fell. The other wizards were surprised by what just happened. No one reacted immediately to stop Fish who was running away.

Fish then manages to break through the window of the Three Broomsticks and rushes out of the bar.

"Cat shirts flying!"

Unfortunately, rushing out of the bar was the limit. Professor McGonagall had already anticipated a similar situation, so she specially prepared a shirt with a cat pattern on it among the clothes she wore for Fish.

On the premise that Fish had never learned any counter-curses or defensive spells, Professor McGonagall was able to use the Flying Charm to easily catch Fish who had escaped. She dared to take Fish out, so she was naturally fully prepared. of.

"Meow!"

Fish, who had just run out a few steps, felt his body light up and suddenly floated up from the ground. Then he flew backwards uncontrollably back to the Three Broomsticks Bar.

Professor McGonagall stretched out her hand, pinched the back of Fish's neck as he flew in front of her, lifted him in front of her, and stared at him viciously.

"Fish! Look what you have done?!"

"Meow~"

Fish was held in his hand with his four paws retracted, his tail attached to his abdomen, his ears drooped, and his big green eyes looking innocently at the furious Professor McGonagall.

He wasn't pretending to be pitiful. Although he knew that he most likely got into trouble, Fish didn't understand the specific trouble.

In Fish's mind, the old man with the white beard was his enemy, and it was the right thing to slap him hard.

"Don't be angry, Minerva, in this little guy's eyes, I should be considered his enemy."

After stopping the bleeding from his nose, Dumbledore came over again, but this time he was much more careful and kept a certain distance from Fish.

After Dumbledore's reminder, Professor McGonagall remembered Fish's experience before being adopted by him, so it was reasonable for him to take action against Dumbledore.

"Listen, Fish, Dumbledore is not your enemy, he is your future headmaster."

Professor McGonagall put Fish back on the table and spoke to him seriously.

"Meow~"

Fish glanced at Dumbledore and saw that the old man was looking at him with a smile...just like when he was chasing him around.

"what--!"

Arching back, blowing hair, intimidating, all in one go.

This old man is not a good person!

Professor McGonagall tried for a while, but failed to dispel Fish's hostility towards Dumbledore.

She had no choice but to hold Fish in her arms, pat his back gently, comfort him, and talk to Dumbledore about things in Hogwarts.

This meeting was mainly for the purpose of selecting a professor for the Defense Against the Dark Arts course next semester. After so many years, Dumbledore has been able to find very few people left, so he came to discuss it with Professor McGonagall today to see if she could recommend him. one.

Fish, who was held in Professor McGonagall's arms, couldn't understand what they were talking about, but he gradually understood that Minerva seemed to be friends with this evil old man.

No wonder she was so angry just now.

and so……

When you beat the old man in the future, you can't let Minerva see it.

After Fish figured out the logic, he stopped staring at Dumbledore and huddled in Professor McGonagall's arms and continued to take a nap.

……

After taking Fish out once, Professor McGonagall took him to visit Hogsmeade one after another.

The wizards in Hogsmeade also got to know Fish McGonagall, a born Animagus. Even the Daily Prophet even dedicated a small page to introduce such an Animagus to the entire British wizarding world. The existence of a special little wizard.

As time went by, under the guidance of Professor McGonagall, Fish was basically able to communicate with people normally.

It's just that Fish isn't very interested in things like becoming a human and communicating with other humans. He still likes to stay at home most of the time, find a place that's pleasing to the eye, and sleep in the dark.

It's a pity that Minerva has been extremely idle these days. She basically stays at home, trying to learn some messy things, and doesn't allow herself to turn back into a cat and lick her fur.

It's annoying.

But luckily... Hogwarts is back in session!

I'm free again!

After discovering that Minerva was not at home in the morning, the excited Fish took off all his clothes without saying a word, and then turned into a cat and ran around the house.

Poor Komi, the house elf, could only chase after him while collecting the bottles and jars that Fish had deliberately knocked over.

After destroying everything in the house that could be knocked over, Fish got into his closet and tore all the clothes Minerva had prepared for him into rags.

Finally, I don’t have to wear these troublesome things anymore!

After destroying all his clothes, Fish just rested his head on the remains of clothes, hid in the closet and fell asleep.

……

In the evening, Professor McGonagall returned home after attending the opening ceremony at Hogwarts.

When she opened the door with a smile on her face, she saw a scene like a passing typhoon, and a house elf slumped aside due to exhaustion of magic power.

As for the culprit, Fish, when he noticed Professor McGonagall's return, he had already found a hidden place to hide.

The smile on Professor McGonagall's face froze instantly.

She took a deep breath...

"Fish McGonagall!!!"

……

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