Master Druid Fish at Hogwarts

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Fish's robbery plan naturally failed.

Professor McGonagall quickly caught Fish, who was about to run away with the candy in his arms, and grabbed him to a corner and began to scold him loudly.

Facing Professor McGonagall's endless sermons, Fish pinched the hem of his robe, lowered his head, and occasionally raised his green eyes to glance at Professor McGonagall, and then quickly lowered his gaze.

It looks pathetic.

According to Fish's estimation, as long as he puts on such a posture, Minerva will probably let him go after another three to four minutes of nagging.

"Okay, okay, Minerva, Fischer is just not sensible yet. Poor little guy, he already knows he was wrong."

However, before that, Mrs. Froome, who had little resistance to animal affinity, had been confused by Fish's pretense. She took the initiative to say good things to Fish and wanted Professor McGonagall to let him go.

Professor McGonagall, who was familiar with Fish's character, hesitated to speak. After mumbling for a moment, he finally gave up the idea of ​​explaining.

However, although Professor McGonagall gave up preaching to Fish for the sake of Mrs. Froome, the punishment he deserved would still be severe.

"Because of your naughty nature, there are only two snacks to choose from."

Professor McGonagall said to Fish with a serious expression.

"Meow!"

Fish immediately quit.

"Minerva the big liar! You promised to let me choose three cats!"

"Who made you want to grab the candy here just now! This is your punishment for disobedience!"

Professor McGonagall has always refused to give in when it comes to matters of principle.

"You didn't say you weren't allowed to grab the candy! Minerva, the big liar! The big liar!"

However, Fish also has his own reasons.

As long as there is no explanation in advance, there is nothing wrong with what you do!

Fish felt that what he was doing was right, but unfortunately, his reasoning did not work with Professor McGonagall. No matter how hard he argued, he could not make Professor McGonagall give in.

In the end, Fish could only take the pear hard candy given by Mrs. Flume, as well as the ice mice and Bibi's multi-flavor beans he chose, and was dragged away from Honeydukes by Professor McGonagall.

"Meow~ Big liar, big liar, Minerva is a big liar..."

Feishu muttered in a low voice, casually tore open the packaging of the pear hard candy, then directly stuffed his entire face into the unopened bag, stuck out his tongue, rolled up a candy and put it into his mouth.

While using his tongue to roll the candy around in his mouth, making a pleasant "tapping" sound when it hit his teeth, Fish continued to mutter in an indistinct voice.

"Liar, liar, liar..."

Professor McGonagall, who knew that the more he paid attention to the boy, the more angry he became, pretended not to hear, took Fish's hand, and walked forward along the main road of Hogsmeade.

"Where are we going, meow?"

Sure enough, after Fish discovered that Minerva was not playing with him at all, he stopped talking and turned to ask her.

"The Three Broomsticks Bar, I made a date there."

"What's a bar?"

"It's a place that sells drinks. Many wizards like to have a drink in the Three Broomsticks and chat there."

“What are alcoholic beverages?”

"It's the pumpkin juice and sherbet that you usually drink. These things are collectively called drinks. As for wine, you can't drink it yet."

At first, Fish hated learning human language, but after mastering basic communication skills, his curiosity overcame his aversion to learning, which showed that he had a lot of questions.

Professor McGonagall has always been very patient with Fisher's questions, and basically answers every question.

"Why can't Meow drink?"

"Because you are young."

"But I want to drink meow."

"You can't even drink it if you want."

"..."

"Don't even think about secretly asking Comey to prepare it for you. I've already told him, and don't think about waiting to drink secretly in the Three Broomsticks. Rosmer Tower will not provide you with alcohol, and you don't have it either." money."

Even if Fish kept silent, Professor McGonagall knew what he was planning.

"...Minerva, evil-minded."

Fei Xu angrily stuffed another candy into his mouth after being guessed about his intentions.

After taking Fish to the door of the Three Broomsticks, Professor McGonagall reached out and pushed open the door of the bar.

Even though Hogwarts was on holiday, the place was still bustling with people. Professor McGonagall looked around and finally found an empty table.

When the two of them came to sit down at an empty table, the charming proprietress Ms. Rosmerta came over in time.

"Hello, Professor McGonagall, welcome."

After saying hello to Professor McGonagall, Ms. Rosmerta turned her attention to Fish.

"Is this child the Animagus you adopted? He's so cute."

Ms. Rosmerta leaned down and reached out to touch Fish's head.

Fish, who was already in a bad mood, turned his head to avoid Ms. Rosmerta's palm and bared his teeth at her.

"what--!"

However, no matter in human form or cat form, Feishuha's expression when in human form was fierce and ferocious, which did not scare people at all. Instead, it made all the wizards around him laugh.

"Sorry, this child is more afraid of strangers."

Professor McGonagall chuckled and touched Fish's head.

Naturally, Ms. Rosmerta would not take such a trivial matter to her heart. She waved her hand to show that she didn't care, and then asked: "Butterbeer? Or mead?"

"Bring me a butterbeer."

Professor McGonagall thought for a moment, and in order to prevent the naughty guy like Fish from accidentally drinking the wine in his glass, it would be safer to order butterbeer with almost no alcohol.

"Another glass of cherry juice for Fish."

"OK, just a second."

Ms. Rosmerta nodded to Professor McGonagall, winked at Fish who was staring at her, and then turned around and headed to the bar.

However, she had just turned around when she heard Feishu's childish voice that sounded a little milky from behind her.

"Minerva, this person is so strange, meow..."

Fei Xu made a gesture near his chest with a puzzled look on his face.

"Why does she have a butt here?"

The noisy bar instantly fell silent. About ten seconds later, the wizards in the bar burst into laughter.

Many wizards were laughing wildly while banging the table in front of them. Some wizards even laughed so much that they fell off their chairs. After falling to the ground, they simply didn't bother to get up. They lay on the ground holding their stomachs and laughing wildly.

Fish looked at the laughing humans around him in confusion, not understanding what was wrong with his question.

In fact, he had seen similar humans before, but he didn't know how to turn into a human at that time, so he didn't pay much attention to it. Now that he saw this kind of human with a butt on his chest, of course he had to ask clearly.

"Uh...that's not the butt..."

Professor McGonagall looked embarrassed and didn't know how to explain to Fish.

After mumbling for a long time, she finally used the answer most commonly used by parents -

"You'll know when you grow up."

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