Konoha's White Wisdom

After three days of publicity by Uchiha walking around the streets and handing out fines, the villagers of Konoha were looking forward to the fact that this magical object, the mobile phone, was finally on sale.

The propaganda is still simple, direct and crude. On the outer wall of Konoha's tallest building, the Board Game Competition Center, huge advertisements are posted on all sides.

"I have this phone in my hand, and my friends and relatives don't have to rely on it. It is the product of ten years of intensive research and hard work. This smart copycat phone is worth owning."

If the advertising is done well, there is no way it won’t sell.

This is an area with relatively high traffic in Konoha, and the counterfeit machine sales site under the Board Game Economic Center was even more crowded today.

"Hey, are there any activities in Konoha today? There are not many people there."

The red-haired old man stood at the entrance of the village of Konoha and said to himself as he looked at the village that was obviously much more leisurely than in his memory.

"Okay grandpa, don't be surprised here. I have to go find Tsunade to play. The rice cakes from Uzumaki Country that I promised to bring to Mito's grandma last time will not taste good if they are not delivered quickly."

Beside the red-haired old man, the red-haired boy pulled the old man's sleeve and ran forward.

"Nanako, slow down, Grandpa can't run fast with this old bone."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan shouted.

"Last time you were caught climbing over Aunt Nao's wall, didn't you run pretty fast?"

Uzumaki Nanako's speed actually increased a bit.

"That's just a coincidence. Grandpa is 72 this year and has an old bone. He can't survive anymore."

"Hmph, don't try to lie to me, be careful with your beard."

"Ugh..."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan stroked his precarious beard and began to speed up his feet.

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At noon, on the streets of Konoha, Uzumaki Sakigawa, who came out from the Senju clan alone, was holding a large bottle of happy water in his hand and drinking with happiness on his face. His granddaughter was looking for the princess's granddaughter, and he I was finally able to take a good stroll around Konoha, which I haven’t been to for more than ten years.

"That guy from Senju Tobijian is really stingy. He didn't even prepare any happy water, so I had to pay for it myself. Fortunately, I got subsidies from the elders."

Uzumaki Sikawa looked with satisfaction at the happy water sales points that can be seen everywhere on the streets of Konoha. The happy water in the country of Uzumaki is not only more expensive than here but also always out of stock. The price of his own large bottle is only a small price in his own village. bottled.

It's a pity that as Uzushio people, we can't commit acts of rebellion against the village.

"Ugh."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan opened the bottle cap, put his hands into his throat and filled up half of the bottle.

Only this happiness can make you temporarily forget this kind of sadness.

"Hiccup~"

After burping, the feeling above made Uzumaki Xiaochuan raise his head.

"Let's take a look at the copycat phone. There are a lot of novelties in Konoha anyway."

As the most dazzling building in Konoha at present, it can naturally attract the attention of Uzumaki Sakigawa.

"I've been crowded here for a long time."

Looking at the crowds on the streets ahead, Uzumaki Xiaochuan finally understood why there were fewer people today.

"Everyone give way, the old man is coming."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan squeezed towards the crowd with Coke in his arms.

10 minute later.

"Emaya."

Uzumaki Sakigawa was squeezed out of the crowded crowd.

"What's going on? Are you being disrespectful to the elderly? Where did my happy water go?"

Uzumaki Xiaochuan looked at his empty hands, rolled up his sleeves, and squeezed in again.

"Get out of my way, or I'll lie down on the ground!"

Using chakra that he had not mastered for several years, Uzumaki Sakigawa finally opened a path through the crowd.

"My dear, can you buy this thing for 2000 taels? What kind of card do you want? It costs 50 taels."

There was another crowd, and Uzumaki Xiaochuan walked out with his trophy, a copycat phone, and looked at the black bumps on his hands and smacked his tongue.

"But why should I buy this?"

His heart skipped a beat. It seemed that he was just there to watch the excitement. He wanted to refund the money, but looking at the instruction manual in his hand, Uzumaki Xiaochuan felt that he didn't understand why it was worth 2000 taels, so he shouldn't be busy refunding the money.

The advertising building next to it is quite nice. If you go up there, we have elders' subsidy.

“The environment is pretty good.”

On the fifth floor, looking at the girls in maid outfits walking around, Uzumaki Sakigawa drank the happy water he ordered. Ah, sure enough, drinking 20 liang of happy water makes a difference. The layout of Uzushio Ninja Village is really too small. , unlike Konoha, so open.

The eye addiction was almost over, Uzumaki Sakigawa took out his mobile phone and started operating it according to the included instructions.

"Well, Tieba account registration, screen name?"

"If you don't love, don't hurt."

"Age, 27, gender, definitely male..."

After a series of registrations, Uzumaki Xiaochuan finally entered the post bar.

"Newcomer registration post, newcomer registration post, newcomer... these people are so boring, look at me."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan looked at the post above with some disdain and clicked Create. His mind was full of words and his fingers were moving quickly.

If you don’t love me, don’t hurt me: Newcomer registration post!

Forget it, I have too many vocabulary, I am afraid of scaring the people on this forum, so be careful.

Heir to the Will of Fire: Please take photos of the fifth floor.

The post suddenly refreshed, Uzumaki Xiaochuan's eyes lit up, finally there was something different, and he quickly clicked in.

Heir to the Will of Fire: I’m busy with work and can’t go to the fifth floor, so I hope some kindhearted person can send me a photo of the real scene.

Photos seem to have this camera function.

Uzumaki Sakigawa sounded the instruction manual, and looked at the little girls on the fifth floor who stood up and took a picture with their phones and started uploading it.

Heir of the Will of Fire: Thank you very much.

In the Hokage's office, looking at the familiar figures on his phone, Hiruzen Sarutobi put his phone away with satisfaction. When he got bored, he should take a look at the scenery on the fifth floor in order to work better.

"It's not a loss if you can use it as a camera for 2000 taels."

Uzumaki Xiaochuan looked at what was being sent out and saw that the clarity was pretty good. A camera was about the same price. The key was that it could also chat with strangers, so it wasn't that bad.

Xiaoxuan is here or not, I am a sweet girl: Is there any handsome guy willing to be my Xiaoxuan?

It's a different new post. Uzumaki Xiaochuan quickly clicked on it. The post owner also posted a half-face photo, which looks like a pretty girl. There are already people commenting on the post.

Go talk to yourself too.

If you don’t love me, don’t hurt me: Little sister, do you want to fall in love?Do you want to consider me?

"Sure enough, things like the Internet are self-taught."

The sale of mobile phones has ended today. I shook my sore hands from accounting, opened the Tieba forum, and sighed as I looked at the hundreds of posts in it.

"This post?"

I clicked on the popular post.

"On the first day you open a bar, you will engage in online dating. I'm afraid you will fall over."

Looking at the large number of interactions between the extremely active poster Xiaoxuan and "I am a charming girl" and "Don't Love Don't Hurt", Tide Shui felt that this routine seemed a bit familiar.