Konoha's White Wisdom

"I heard that there is something called a mobile phone that can be carried around Konoha and used as a phone. Do you know?"

"I heard that you can see the other person's face when you make a call on that mobile phone."

"I heard that the mobile phone can be used as a brick to smash walnuts."

"I heard that the phone can be placed on the chest to block kunai."

"It is said that..."

Rumors of mobile phones began to spread in Konoha Village at some point. This magical object that no one has ever seen has unknowingly become a hot topic of discussion among the villagers every day, just like who in the Hinata family opened the door in the bathhouse. It's the same gossip news as being caught with a blank eye, full of topicality.

So much so that when we got to the back, something that automatically exploded ten meters apart from man and machine, something made of titanium alloy, and something like a fighter jet on the phone all came out inexplicably.

"Gossip news cannot be trusted, jokes are not nonsense, and adaptations are not random fabrications."

Some people still keep their heads clear, but the gossip among the villagers is all fabricated.

"Hey, Feng, how's the situation over there?"

"Nothing happened. We only caught two people from other villages who were stealing dogs. They dared to steal dogs in Konoha Village and they dared to cook dog meat hot pot in front of us Uchiha. The hot pots were properly confiscated and then handed over to the Inuzuka clan. .”

"Okay, I saw someone spitting here. I'm going to issue a ticket and pay it first."

Uchiha patrols were wandering around the village, but today there was something extra in their chest bag. From time to time, a strange song sounded, and then they spoke to the black thin brick.

"Did you see it? That should be the mobile phone."

Someone on the street poked a friend next to him and whispered.

"It does seem very convenient, but is it really as magical as the rumors say?"

Looking at the patrol member who was carrying the dog meat hotpot and escorting the two of them away, the friend was still a little unsure, but just like a portable phone, it was enough.

The same thing happened one after another in Konoha. This group of devils seemed to be the first to enjoy something new after the last happy water.

"Captain, what are your instructions?"

"It's just a routine inspection. Turn the camera around and let me take a look."

"Yes!"

At a certain moment, all the villagers in Konoha saw a group of Uchiha tribesmen holding mobile phones. There were a bunch of patrols displayed on the mobile phones, and there was also the leader of this group of demons, the second generation who lived a great life and died gloriously. One of Hokage's disciples, Uchiha Mirror.

"It seems like the rumors are true."

The villagers were very excited and could see directly across from them. This kind of thing was more magical than ninjutsu, and it didn't look like a ninja tool at all. They all wanted to know how long it would take for this thing to be put on sale.

When the Uchiha patrol members made phone calls on the streets for three days, completely arousing the curiosity of the villagers, the mastermind behind all this, Tap Water, was directly summoned to the Hokage Building by Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Tap water, tell me, what's going on?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen took a picture of his cell phone in front of the tap water with a stern look on his face.

"What, what's wrong?"

Tap Water is confused, and it is wrong to make cross-generational innovations for Konoha. You must know that the penetration rate of telephones is not high these days. Most people do not have them at home, and communication basically relies on shouting. In addition to being able to enter the Internet age, Tap Water also wants to It ends the days when there is a loud voice yelling at Dongmei-chan near the door every day.

"Do you know what role you have played in leaking the village's intelligence? If someone else's spy enters the village and calls directly with a cell phone, everything will be leaked."

Sarutobi Hiruzen tapped his cell phone and said in a deep voice.

"Teacher, it's not as serious as you think. As the most promising disciple of the brave Sandaime Hokage, I will definitely not make this kind of mistake. Even if I want to make it, I can't make it without seven or eight hundred million taels of silver."

Tap water is deeply aware of the gap between metaphysics and science. He carefully explained to Sarutobi Hiruzen the signal coverage that he had been working on before, what traffic, what post bar, and what kind of young ladies and big sisters would dance and sing during the final live broadcast, Sarutobi A glint flashed in Fei Hiruzen's eyes, he nodded while looking at the live broadcast of the immortal on the mobile phone screen, and put the phone away.

"I knew that as my disciple you would not make such a mindless mistake. The previous inquiry was just to let you know that you need to think more carefully about doing things. Do you understand?"

Sarutobi Hizan said.

"understand."

Tap water nodded instructively,

"It's really touching that the teacher took time out of his busy schedule to ask me to teach. I will definitely launch the live broadcast module as soon as possible."

"Well, that's right. Everything is for the villagers of Konoha. They work hard and need to relax."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was greatly pleased. His disciple was indeed talented, but he remembered something and his expression became slightly hesitant.

"Teacher, what's wrong with you?"

Jiraishui asked, looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen who seemed to have something to ask for.

"Are you getting a little close to the Uchiha clan?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen asked anyway.

"This is just two commercial promotions with Uncle Jing. After all, only the Guard seems to have the ability to go around the streets and alleys to advertise. The rest has nothing to do with it."

Tap water tells the truth.

"Just control it to this extent, don't go too deep for now."

Sarutobi Hiruzen said that even if the new leader of the Uchiha clan is likely to be Uchiha Kagami, until it is confirmed, the Uchiha clan will be the opposing flag of all the major clans in Konoha.

"Yes."

Tap water nodded and agreed, feeling helpless.

He checked and found that the apparent sacrifices of all major clans in the First World War basically amounted to one-third of their combat power. The Senju clan's sacrifices were almost one-half. Only the Uchiha clan's sacrifices were not enough. one fifth.

It's not because of any strength issues, but to limit Uchiha's achievements. The war missions assigned to them are almost all leftovers after selection by other ethnic groups. In other words, during the First World War, all ethnic groups fought on the front line with Kumogakure Village. Death, and Uchiha may be doing logistics or battlefield harvesting tasks, and a lot of combat power has been placed in the village to patrol.

Then after the war ended, Uchiha had the least meritorious service and the largest number of people, and continued to be the target of the major clans. Waiting for the next war, and the next war, the cycle will be like this. The accumulation of contradictions will become more serious, and the growth of strength will become more terrifying, along with ambition and resentment. Finally, The Uchiha were left with the choice of endless ostracism or uprising and leading the whole village.

I really don't understand what the leadership is thinking. They are clearly the top combat power in the ninja world, but they want to continue to pour arrogance into this sharp sword to induce it to develop a village-eating heart, and then break it.

[If I become Hokage...wait, no, I want to be the man who becomes the King of Water Paddling. This kind of thinking is unacceptable. ]