[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Monet lived a leisurely life until an acquaintance from the Shinsengumi came to visit, another combination of Hijikata Jūshirō and Okita Sougo.

"Excuse me, madam." Okita greeted politely first.

"Hey, Sougo, now is not the time for greetings." Jushiro Hijikata raised an hydrangea, "This is yours, please come back to the headquarters with us."

Monet looked at the pink hydrangea but did not pick it up, and said with a smile: "Hey, your police station is arresting people just because it looks like a souvenir bought at a roadside stall while traveling?"

"That's right, Mr. Hijikata is not liked by women because he is so inflexible and unkind."

"Sougo, which side are you from? Is that your name Monet above?"

Monet stood at the bar, cleaning his wine glass, disapprovingly. "Anyone can have a name like Monet, so how can Mr. Police be so sure it's me?"

Hijikata Jushiro seemed to have expected it, and took out another photo. It showed a man and woman drinking drinks in a coffee shop. They seemed to get along well, and they were both smiling. "This is the picture provided by the prisoner. According to his description and the evidence provided, it points to you."

Monet stopped wiping the cup, his eyes cold.

Hijikata Jushiro took the things back, as if to persuade him, "Even if my fiancé is a bit old and sneaks into the women's bathhouse, he is a pervert. He may still be a fan of "One Piece" and a cosplayer. A patient with deep delusions cannot pretend not to know him. This man! He has been in the police station for two days, please bail him out quickly."

Monet gradually became confused: "Huh?"

"Normal people don't want to know this kind of person, right? Oh, I forgot, Mr. Hijikata is not a normal person."

Hijikata was used to Okita not cooperating anytime and anywhere, so he didn't care and continued to tell Monet: "Even if you want to take advantage of this to cancel the engagement with him, that's your business. Don't leave him in our institute." . Drinking tea and chatting every day makes people lazy."

It seemed that the two policemen just came to give a notice, had a meal and then left.Why did he act like he was trying to catch a first-level criminal who had been lurking for a long time?

Back in time when Kizaru was first captured, he was tortured in a dark torture room, and the dazzling light made him squint slightly.

Yeah, this is my first time being tortured.

"Name, age, where are you from, and what is the purpose of sneaking into the women's bathhouse?"

"Yeah, I'm Kizaru. I should be 57 years old this year. I'm from Beihai. It's really a misunderstanding about the women's bathhouse. I don't know where I will appear. I just came to see my fiancée. Although I didn't hear the agreement in person, I wanted to say goodbye. I guess the mouth shape at that time was [Ah, that’s okay], right?”

"That is to say, whether you have a fiancée or not is all your guess. It cannot be ruled out that you want to sneak into the women's bathhouse to get revenge on the woman after being rejected, right?"

Kizaru: "...yeah, I'm not that kind of person."

Being dazzled by the light again, Hijikata continued to press: "You are frivolous and mean, and you look like a pervert at first sight! And you are not honest. How do you look like 57? Our director is only 29 years old and you look older than you! Tell the truth! In the end!" How old are you?"

Director Isao Kondo: "That fourteenth..."

Kizaru: "...Yeah, no one believes it to be honest. Well, I am 27 this year."

"That's more or less." The message was written on the watch under Hijikata's hand, "Breaking into a women's bathhouse is a hooligan's crime, and he will be detained for 15 days and fined 5000 yen. Warning. Remember to ask your family to come over and bail you out."

"Yeah, is it so casual? I don't have anyone at home anymore."

"Where's your fiancée?"

"Yeah, still looking for it."

"Her name, appearance, and contact information?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't be here if I had." Kizaru leaned back on his chair, thinking about Monet. "Her name is Monet, and she is probably in her twenties. She has long orange-red hair and a stupid hair on the top of her head. She doesn't like others to touch her stupid hair, and it will explode when she touches it. She likes to wear hats. I hate being in the sun. The first time I met her was outside a restaurant. She was playing the piano and I was waiting for her to finish playing. Nana-chan has a beautiful smile and two dimples, which makes her very energetic. She is also very clever. She is the daughter of my colleague. At that time, I treated her as a niece and doted on her... What's wrong with you? She looked like she didn't want to hear it but had to deal with the old man's story. Isn't my story good to hear? ? This is my first time telling a story."

Hijikata Jūshirō and Kondo Isao both look righteous and arrogant,

"abnormal!"

"abnormal!"

"Yeah, can you not say these two words?"

"The crumbs of the world!"

"Old cow eats tender grass!"

"I'm going to be angry!"

Hijikata: "What evidence do you have that what you just said is true?"

"Is there any evidence? I really have it." He took out a photo and two hydrangeas, which he had always carried with him after discovering that there was Monet in the world, just in case someone refused to admit it.The photos were provided by Siana. As an intelligence agent, she took a lot of secret photos. Yeah, it’s a bit dangerous! "This is our photo, this is our token of love. Be careful, I will be angry if you break it."

Isao Kondo picked up the photo and looked at it, exclaiming: "Wow, she is a beauty! But how did she fall in love with you?". [-]

"Well, who knows?"

Hijikata looked at the photo and said, "This angle was obviously taken secretly."

Isao Kondo: "That's right! Are you... a peeping tom?"

Kizaru: "..." He shouldn't expect that.

Kondo Isao began his own speculation, and the more he thought about it, the more true it became: "I was entrusted with my daughter by a colleague, but unexpectedly, I secretly harbored evil intentions towards my niece! So I arranged for someone to follow my niece and always pay attention to her whereabouts! Finally, one day the woman can't stand you anymore. I ran away from you under surveillance, and then you embarked on the road to find your wife!"

"..."

"brother!"

Kizaru looked at the hands on his shoulders. Kondo Isao came over and said, "How can you leave things like tracking to others? You should do it yourself so that the other party can feel your strong love! Just like I do to Ah Miss Miao does that! Even if she beats me up and throws me out of the house, I know that all this is a test of my perseverance! I will absolutely! I will never give up! I will continue to follow her!"

"Yeah, this kind of behavior is abnormal, right?" The police here seemed to be careless.Do you want to leave?

"We are all perverts, what does it matter?"

Okita brought a comic over and said, "Hey, look what I found!"

A certain article of "One Piece" in "Jump" clearly has Kizaru's wretched face printed on it.

Everyone fell silent for a moment.

Kizaru noticed, "Yeah, this book seems very interesting. Yeah, isn't this me?"

Hijikata took the comic and compared it, it was the episode of War on Top, "You said this is you?"

"Isn't it?"

After looking at the same clothes, the same vulgarity, the appearance... No, he is older in the comics, "He is not you!"

"You said he is not me?"

"No."

Kizaru looked at them for a few seconds, and the atmosphere was tense for a while. Then Kizaru retreated and said, "Yeah, it's not what you say it is. When will you help me find my fiancée?"

The other party also slowly relaxed, and almost couldn't help but draw the knife in the confrontation just now. With no more questions to ask, the three of them walked out of the torture room.

"Another dangerous person."

"Is this plastic surgery based on the person inside? What kind of vision is this? You don't choose a good-looking person to have plastic surgery. No wonder my fiancée wants to run away from the marriage. I would run away too!"

"Kondo-san, don't trust others so easily."

"Fourteen, you are too defensive. I can feel that Kizaru's whole body exudes happiness when he talks about his fiancée. Don't think that he is not a good person just because he looks wretched and is a pervert."

"Being a pervert is already terrifying, okay?"

Kizaru, who could still hear the whisper: "..." Yeah, he was really considered a pervert.If Nana-chan sees it, will she pretend not to know her again?