[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Monet came to Earth on Sakamoto's strange rescue number. The place was indeed beautiful, and she also met Kagura on the rescue number.

It really comes with no effort.

Kagura rushed over excitedly as soon as she met him, and even took people back to her current residence, the Master House in Kabukicho.

The two unconscious people fell directly on Dingchun's back and carried them home.Oh, Sadharu is Kagura's pet, a huge cypress dog.

"Wang!"

Monet stroked Dingchun's dog's head. Well, she is indeed my niece. Her vision for raising pets is the same as hers.

Sadaharu's eyes flashed with excitement and he wanted to pounce on someone, but Kagura held him back.He whispered in its ear: "Dingchun, stop it. My aunt is not someone you can mess with. She can punch through the house with one punch!"

"Wang!"

"Little Kagura, what are you talking about?"

Kagura stroked Dingchun's fur and smiled sweetly: "I said Nana is very beautiful Aru!"

When they returned to Kabukicho, when they met Kagura, an acquaintance, she would excitedly and proudly explain that Monet was her aunt, "Open your eyes and see that this is my aunt Aru, don't have any bad intentions! I Aru will definitely grow up to be as beautiful as mom and aunt in the future!"

The other party was said to be a patrolling policeman. A boy with chestnut hair who was about the same height as Kagura removed his blindfold and looked down at Kagura, "So does the orangutan girl also have a family? You still have such lofty ambitions, but don't You’re stupid, are you a genetic mutation in your family? You’ll only grow more and more like a gorilla!”

A smoking Glaucoma came up and said, "Hey, Sougo, don't bully children in front of their parents. But this lady, what you are wearing around your waist is a sword weapon. Edo has a ban on knives. Now I have reason to suspect that you are a dangerous person!"

"I don't know who the dangerous person is. This is obviously my belt. Do you have any idea about my belt? Mr. Police."

"You can tell if it's your belt by taking it off and taking a look. Please cooperate with the inspection!"

Monet took a step back as if he was frightened, looking at the policeman like a pervert, "Oh my god, you actually asked a girl to take off her belt in public? Bah! Rogue! The scum of the world!"

When Monet was making accusations, many passers-by looked over. This person, usually Hijikata Jushiro, finally panicked, "Why are you looking at me like that? This is obviously a knife! A weapon!"

Kagura asked Okita Sougo to please, and jumped in front of Monet in a protective posture, "I knew that you, a tax thief, had no good intentions when you stopped us. You just saw my aunt's beauty and wanted to use this method to seduce me. Auntie’s attention, right? Bah! You won’t succeed! It’s the disgrace of the world!”

Okita Sougo took the opportunity to come up and put handcuffs on his boss Hijikata Jushiro, "I didn't expect Mr. Hijikata to be this kind of person. There is no other way. Although you are the deputy chief, I am going to kill your relatives today and arrest you for hooliganism." .”

"Sougo! Don't make trouble! That's obviously a knife!"

"Mr. Hijikata, has your glaucoma finally affected your judgment? It's obviously a girl's belt, but it's more dangerous. However, this young lady is so beautiful and would be safer if she wore something dangerous like a belt. Ah. We can get rid of those who are up to no good at some point!"

"Don't say such terrible things in a calm tone. We are police, not terrorists!"

Monet also noticed this boy who could compete with Kagura. His baby face really made people like him, "Oh, this guy is so good at talking!"

The younger brother Okita Sougo bowed like Monet, "I'm sorry to disturb you, I will take this gangster back to the bureau and jail him now."

Okita Sougo said goodbye to them, but Hijikata yelled at him again, "You are crazy, I am your boss!"

"As the saying goes, the emperor is as guilty as the common people when he breaks the law. What's more, Mr. Hijikata is not the emperor, he is just a note."

A subordinate who doesn't want to kill the deputy chief is not a good person for Okita.

Downstairs at Wanshiwu, I met Granny Toshi, the proprietress of the wine shop, who was also the landlord of Sakata Gintoki.

These people woke up when they got home, touching their heads and feeling a little confused.

"Haha, I think I had a dream. I dreamed that the people in One Piece were alive. It was indeed a dream."

"Yes, Yin-san. Comics are comics, how can it be possible to travel through the dimensional wall?"

Monet joined the chat: "What comics?"

"It's "junp"...ah!! You, who are you? Why are you in my house!"

Kagura appeared with her hands on her hips, despising these two fussing men, "What are you yelling about? This is my little aunt Aru!"

Gintoki and Shinpachi: "Auntie?"

"Good~"

Gintoki reacted, "Do you also take advantage of this? Then Gin-san, am I not the same generation as Kagura? No, Gin-san is the older brother! Alas, my brother seems to be the same generation, so Gin-san is the father's generation. !”

"Ignore him Aru, he's just a poor MADAO (waste uncle) who only knows how to play with steel balls and has accomplished nothing at his age but doesn't even have a wife!"

"Hey, Kagura, you're going too far! Have you forgotten who provided you with shelter and food when you were lonely and helpless?"

Shinpachi patted Gintoki on the shoulder, "Gin-san, stop talking. The more you talk, it will only expose you as a useless adult."

"Go away, Yin Sang doesn't want the comfort of a chuboy like you!"

Speaking of this, Shinpachi was also angry, "What's wrong with chuboy? Chuboy is normal at this age, okay?"

Gintoki picked his nose and said in disdain: "That's why you are the new Yaji and not the Shinichi!"

"Is there any relationship between the two?"

Monet was watching them making noisy noises, as if her house had been so noisy before.

After a period of observation, Monet also decided to settle in Kabukicho. She bought a house in the backstreet of Master House, and like Toshi, opened a small bar on the first floor and lived in the second floor.

While drinking the warm house wine, we also invited several people from Wanshiwu, Granny Denshi, and her boss's wife, Catherine.

There is no one living on the first floor, and it is much larger than Denshi's. Moreover, Denshi is open at night, and she does business during the day, so there is no conflict between the two houses.

Sakata Gintoki looked at the majestic and spacious hall and couldn't help but admire, "(⊙o⊙)Wow, actually Kagura, you are some kind of runaway lady, right? If your family finds you, you will be asked to inherit the property or something?"

"No, I only have a beautiful mother and aunt at home, a bald father with a dying hair, and a stupid brother with a twisted personality who ran away from home since childhood! I'm at home, and all I can do is pour soy sauce on my rice every day. Eat well, Alu! I ran away because I couldn’t eat enough and was forced to eat dog food from daddy and mommy or mommy and auntie every day!”

"Hey, I seem to have heard something extraordinary? Forget about daddy and mommy, what do mommy and aunt mean?"

"My aunt is a sister-in-law, Aru!"

Gintoki glanced at Shinpachi and nodded: "I understand."

Shinpachi: "You know it, you know it. Why are you looking at me and saying that? Do you suspect that I am also a sister-controller?"

"do not you?"

"Ara, are you talking about me?" A smiling girl came out of the kitchen. This was Shinpachi's sister, Myo Shimura.

Sakata Gintoki's eyes were dead, "Why are you here?"

Monet also came out with food. Today they will have hot pot. Hot pot is more convenient for gatherings. "I met this when I went shopping for groceries today. A lot of the dishes were picked by A Miao. After chatting with her, I found out she was Shinpachi's sister. I invited her over."

The three members of Wansiwuwu looked like shit, "The dishes you picked won't include eggs or anything like that, right?"

A Miao continued to laugh: "I hate it, are you so looking forward to my fried eggs? Do you need me to make a new plate?"

"No, no, no, we don't need that kind of biological and chemical weapons. No one can stand it! Let's have something to eat in this world!"

Everyone gathered around the table, the hot pot base ingredients were prepared, and a lot of lettuce was placed on the table. The water was boiling and ready to be put into the pot. Everyone in Wanshiwu was very excited, and they could finally eat with open stomachs!If anyone dares to ask me to leave early today, I will kill them!

but……

Sakata Gintoki looked at Hasegawa sitting next to him, and asked Monet with chopsticks, "Arnold, did you also bring this person back, aunt?"

Hasegawa wore sunglasses and smiled naively.

Monet: "What are you talking about? Didn't you bring it Mr. Sakata?"

Hasegawa: "Well, I came here when I smelled the smell of a big dinner. Gintoki, why didn't you call me when you had a party? If I hadn't been hiding in your cupboard and overheard, I wouldn't have known. .”

"How dare you, a bastard who is hiding in someone's house, say so?"

Monet looked at Sakata Gintoki, who seemed to be someone he knew, "Who is this?"

Kagura said: "This is an insignificant person, Aru. My aunt just needs to remember that his character is MADAO!"

Hasegawa: "It's so rude. How can Miss Kagura introduce me like this? I am..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

"thump!"

A person fell from the ceiling, a woman.

"Cough cough cough cough, it's too choking! The pepper choked me! Ah Qiu! Ah Qiu!"

Monet glanced at everyone who was already accustomed to being surprised, "Who is this again?"

The woman with light purple hair got up, pointed at Dingchun and said: "I have received the news a long time ago. That night rabbit girl has an aunt. I heard that she is very beautiful! She chose me to do the task. You came here when you couldn't peep at Yin Sang, right? What a good plan! You want to use the identity of Yin Sang's employee relatives to build relationships, so that you can have a first-come-first-served basis! Let me tell you, as long as my little ape is here, you can't You will succeed!! Ah!”

Maybe he said too much, and Dingchun got annoyed and bit him down from the first floor.

Wanshiwuwu: "..."

Gintoki: "Don't worry about her, she's just a stalker."

Monet was still squatting next to the little ape, watching her groping on the ground, muttering to himself: "Glasses...my glasses...ah, I found them, thank you."

Monet smiled: "You're welcome, wipe the blood on your face."

The little ape saw Monet clearly, pushed her hand away, wiped his face with his sleeve, and said fiercely, "Humph, don't think you can buy me with your beauty! Let me tell you to give up, the little ape's heart belongs to Yin. Damn it!"

"Hey, hey, hey, since you're all here, let's have a meal together. My Kagura is grateful for everyone's care."

"Who cares about eating? I don't want to accompany you anymore!!"

"Hey, are you leaving now? If you leave, I can be alone with your Yin Sang!"

The little ape who left came back and sat on the empty seat. When she saw Monet looking at her, she pushed up her glasses, trying to block the heat on her face, "You asked me to come back! Humph, the little ape won't let go. Take any chance!"

The others remained silent, but Granny Denshi silently put food into the pot and opened the chopsticks where she wanted to put the meat, "This is for vegetarian dishes!"

"Mother-in-law, what's the point of just serving vegetarian dishes? Yin Sang finally got the chance to eat meat for free!"

"Is it nice to say it?"

"Boom!"

The vase in the corner of the room fell over and rolled, and a human head popped out of it.

Rentou said: "Well, since she can stay, can I also stay for a meal?"

Crowd: "..."

A Miao: "Which zoo in Arabia failed to guard the door and allowed the gorilla to escape?"

Shinpachi: "Is this some kind of pervert gathering? Why are there so many perverts hiding in this house?"

"When it comes to hiding, no one can compare with us Xiangyi patriots!" Grandpa KFC walked in outside the door, took off his smiling and kind hood, and shook his long flowing hair.

Before he finished the action, Sakata Gintoki kicked him in the face, "Go to hell, you retard!"

Shinpachi pushed up his glasses, "I said this is obviously a bar, but why is there a KFC grandpa doll at the door?"

"It's not a retard, it's Gui!"

After everyone's introduction, the man stuffed in the vase was named Isao Kondo. He was the chief of the police real selection team and often followed Shimura Miao.

Sarutobi Iris follows Sakata Gintoki.

And this Hei Changzhi is a Xiangyi patriot, that is, a revolutionary. His mind is not a brain, but a black hole.He brought with him a pet Elizabeth who seemed to be draped in what looked like a white sheet.

When we started eating, everyone was like a group of hungry wolves in the mountains, gobbling up food and fighting with each other.

"Hey, this is mine! Oh, Kagura, why are you so quiet today? If you don't take action, you won't have your share!" Shinpachi looked at Kagura who seemed to have turned on the lady mechanism and reminded him kindly. Kagura said to He winked.

Um?What?Seeing my aunt?

You don’t know if you don’t look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it, you are a devil, Yin Sang!

Monet slammed his rice bowl on the table and shouted at a group of people, "What are you grabbing for? You haven't had enough to eat, have you? In my house, you can't gobble it up!! No matter who you are, in front of me, You have to pick up the bowl for me and chew it carefully! Do you hear me??"

The scene that was chaotic just now, like a firefight, slowly became orderly, and I didn't dare to be presumptuous.Even some weak people like Hasegawa cried, "Finally, there is a normal person. I have never been full when eating with them."

Back then, even one of the Four Emperors of the Sea didn't dare to speak loudly in front of my mother. Why can't I cure you?

Um?Who are the Four Emperors?

After having a full meal, everyone rested here with their big bellies and turned on the TV to watch today's news.

Anchor Yuno: "There are a lot of perverts today, please take precautions."

Sakata Gintoki picked his teeth and said, "Isn't that right? Half of our family is here today."

Kagura: "This is my aunt's house Aru!"

"Kagura, don't be so unconventional. Your aunt is everyone's aunt... By the way, do you need an uncle? Ah, with such a big family business, Gin-san wouldn't mind coming over to help collect the money!"

Shinpachi: "Gin-san, where is your moral integrity?"

"Integrity is nothing compared to money!"

Kagura: "Then you have to ask my cousins."

"Cousin...brother, are you guys?"

Kagura was holding vinegar kombu (sour kelp) in her mouth: "Hmm, are you backing down? As soon as you hear that the woman has a son, you are scared away, right? Sure enough, men are the kind of losers who fall in love at the critical moment!"

"In other words, my aunt is married?"

"No. It seems that my fiancé died in an accident."

Katsura Kotaro's face was red with honey, "So, is it Madam? It was really rude of me to call you Miss just now!"

"Go away, you wife-controller!"

"It's not Control! It's NTR!"

"Death to perverts!"

Anchor Yuno interviewed the arrested pervert, "May I ask why you appeared in the women's bathhouse?"

"Yeah, I don't know why it appears here. Is it the wrong location?"

His hands were handcuffed by the police. He looked at the handcuffs and then at the smoking policeman: "Yeah, police? An institution like the Navy? I want to show you a person in the hall."

"Inquire? If you have anything to say, we can talk about it back at the bureau."

"Yeah, don't be so heartless, little brother, I feel like the person is here."

As Hijikata took out his cigarette, he had to look up at this person. Really, could anyone really be that tall?Isn't it a heavenly being? "No matter who you are looking for, this is a live TV broadcast. As long as you watch TV, you can see you coming out of the women's bathhouse. I will never recognize you again in this life! Unless it is a pervert like you!"

"Yeah~ Live broadcast?" Kizaru turned to look at the photographer holding the camera. Is this square box used for filming?It’s different from the phone bug! "Are you saying that Nana-chan can see me?"

"Are you from the countryside? You don't even know what the TV station is doing live?"

Kizaru ignored him, bent down and shouted to the camera: "Moxi Moxi, Nana-chan, can you see me? I'm in some trouble, can you come to me? Nana-chan?"

Sakata Gintoki kept drinking, with the drink dripping from his mouth, and his eyes were dull as he stared at the TV.

Gintoki: "Abnormal."

Shinpachi: "Pervert!"

Kagura: "Nana-chan, are you referring to your aunt?"

Monet, who was passing by, slowly turned his back and said, "I don't know him."