[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

It was getting dark, and it was Beckman who arranged the accommodation. He took the people to the captain's cabin, "Now only his room is a single room. Oh, several cadres and I are also in single rooms, but you should mind, right? Let that It’s fine if the guy sleeps on the floor, don’t worry about him.”

Shanks, who had just climbed out of the sea, wringed out his wet clothes, heard his vice-captain tell him to sleep on the floor. "Hey, hey, hey, Beckman, why did you teach Nana to let me sleep on the floor?"

Monet crossed his arms and said, "Since you all share a single room, wouldn't it be okay to let him sleep with you?"

Beckman refused: "I refuse!"

"Then Jesus cloth!"

Jesus Bu, who was watching the excitement, waved his hands quickly, "No, no, no, I have a wife, so I don't want to be with the boss! Lucky!"

Lackey gnawed on the chicken leg and said innocently, "Oh. I don't have any objection, but my bed can only accommodate me. The boss has to sleep on the floor."

One of the remaining cadres said he would sleep with monkeys, and another said he would beat people if they didn't sleep well. In short, they all refused.

Monet looked at Shanks who was still smiling, "Useless trash!"

The crowd dispersed. Jesus walked past Shanks and gave him a heartfelt smile. Beckman also walked over and wanted to pat his shoulder, but saw that he was covered in sea water and didn't touch him. He didn't say anything and even looked at him with disgust. He glanced.

Shanks didn't understand what he meant, "What are they doing? Nana, wait for me, don't close the door!" Shanks saw Monet close the door with his sharp eyes, stretched out his long foot, inserted it into the crack of the door and got stuck, it hurt so much!

[Everyone assists, Shanks, don’t make any more mistakes! ]

[Kizaru is in dire straits, he is alone, Thad can't do anything, and Garp is holding him back.Originally, he could handle it all by himself, but it was all because of Garp talking about escaping from marriage that Monet left!If you are in the navy, why worry about not being able to do anything?Just one kick away!The finishing touch!that's too regretful! ]

[It’s all my fault!Shanks is cheaper! ]

[It sounds like Shanks is very bad. ]

As expected of the captain's cabin, it also has a separate bathroom, and the treatment is excellent!Monet was watching the room, and Shanks was following behind. The seawater flowed down his trousers, soaking him all the way, but the key person hadn't noticed yet.

[Look at Shanks' clothes. Isn't this the same style I bought in Windmill Village? ]

[Is it unchanged for 12 years? ]

[What's going on with this couple? If Shanks tries his best, the kid can even make soy sauce! ]

Shanks felt a little embarrassed when he thought that the girl he had missed for 12 years was in his room, as if he had returned to the past.He saw people standing in front of his white bed, and remembered that he was the master and should invite people to sit down. He walked over: "Sit, sit down, Nana. It doesn't matter if you sit wherever you want!"

He stepped on the beach, slipped his slippers out, and was knocked forward.Monet turned around and was immediately knocked down on the bed, with the wet red head lying on her chest.

【Pirate:(⊙o⊙)Wow! ! 】

Monet's anger was rising, his red head was rising, and he was very panicked, "Yes, yes, I'm sorry, Nana, I didn't mean it!"

Monet looked down, and Shanks followed suit. His left hand was placed on the person's left chest, and he immediately moved away, "I'm sorry!"

He moved his palm away to support his body, and attached his right hand to his right chest. He didn't feel anything was wrong yet. "Nana, listen to me..."

["Pfft, boss, you are really funny, hahahaha!"

"This really seems like something a boss would do! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

The red-haired pirates burst into laughter again.Shanks continued to facepalm. 】

The anger level was off the charts, "Xiang, Ke, Si!!! Go to hell!!"

Monet bent his right knee, "Boom!" Shanks arched his body and felt a twinge in his heart.He shrank into a ball, covering his lower body with his hands, and his facial features were squeezed into a ball.

"Nana, are you using your domineering power...? I feel like it's going to break..."

[Seeing that even the Yonko was in such pain, the male compatriots clamped their legs together, "Eh!!"

The redhead's crew members glanced at his lower body. 】

[Hahahahaha, domineering?Is it really going to break? ]

[Oh my god, I'm going to die laughing! ]

[If the red hair is broken, it will still be Kizaru. ]

[The old man should still be able to use it. ]

[Kizaru: "..."

Shanks: "..."]

Sensing that the person was getting up to leave, Shanks closed his eyes and grabbed it with his long hand, "Nana, where are you going?"

The caught body paused for a moment, and Shanks finally realized that something was wrong with the touch.One...how is it still flexible? What is this?He turned his head, his expression brightened, and he loosened three fingers. Monet's bra bounced back, and the button was instantly released.

Monet turned around silently.

Shanks: "..." He really didn't mean it.

Silence, silence is Chanel tonight.

[Hahahahahahahahaha! ]

[Hahahahahahahahaha! ]

[You just pulled it, and it was untied! ]

[I would like to call it the left hand of God! ]

["Hahahahahahahahahaha!" The red-haired pirates were as happy as ever. 】

Monet's hand reached out and grabbed Shanks' hair, hitting the wall as he howled.

"Whoa!"

I stuffed my head in and went to the next room.Jesus had taken off his shirt and was cleaning his gun naked. The red head that suddenly came to him startled him.The gun almost went off.

The two men faced each other. Jesus Bu calmed down and watched the red liquid slowly flowing from the red-haired head and across his face.

"Hey, good evening Jesus. Do me a favor and push my head back, I think I'm stuck."

"..."

Jesus came over, moved his hands, and found that the leader's face was covered with blood, which was finally changed to his feet.

"Hey, hey, you've gone too far, how can you use your feet!"

Jesus Bu silently found a wooden board and sealed the hole.

[Hahahahahahahahaha! ]

[Why is the red-haired captain so miserable? ]

[Red-headed Good Friday! ]

After Shanks saw that the entrance of the cave was sealed, he went to pester Monet. Monet stepped back and drew out his sword, "Stop, you are not allowed to come closer! We must keep a safe distance between us! You stay away from me." No, two meters! Don’t come near me!”

Shanks hurriedly explained that he didn't know why this happened, "Nana, what just happened was an accident. I really am not like this, and I am not like this at ordinary times!"

[Haha, does Nana have gravity on her body? ]

"Don't move! Go and clean me right now! It's dirty, wet, and full of blood! Go!"

Shanks was pointed at with a sword. He didn't dare to get close and raised his hands in surrender. "Okay, okay, I'll go wash it right away. Nana, don't leave!"

Shanks took the clothes into the bathroom. During this time, Monet changed the sheets and mopped them again. During this time, she could still feel the feeling of being spied on.

It came from the bathroom.

Shanks came out of the shower feeling much cleaner. "Nana, I'm fine!"

"Clean your hair!"

"Oh."

Shanks wiped his head on the chair and looked at Monet who was busy coming and going. It's great that his Nana is back!

Thinking this way, he wiped his head and still laughed.

"huh huh huh huh……"

"why are you laughing?"

"I'm happy!"

"What's there to be happy about?"

"I'm happy when Nana is here!"

"...like an idiot."

"Don't always say that I look like an idiot, Nana. What if I'm really stupid?"

"You are stupid to begin with!"

"I'm not stupid!"

"You silly!"

"I'm not stupid!"

"You are just stupid. You exude stupidity from the beginning to the end! Even your genes are infected, and you might even pass it on to the next generation. There is no hope!"

Shanks followed Monet's every move with bright eyes, unable to hold back his lips, and wouldn't get angry even if someone pointed at his head and called him stupid.Maybe he is really stupid. Why did it take him so long to figure out such a simple question?He has wasted his time in vain. He is a pirate. He is a pirate who is drunk now. Why does he think so much?If you like it, go get it!

"If I can't be saved, wouldn't there still be Nana? Nana is so smart, it would be great if the child is like Nana!"

[Pirate: "Eh!!! It's too greasy!"]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!Is Shanks enlightened? ]

[Trench!Is it so direct? ]

[Enter Shanks! ! ]

[Ah Huang, look at Shanks, how direct he is!Why do you think so much? ]

[Woooooooooooo, did mom finally wait until Shanks took the initiative? ]

[too difficult! ]

[I can feel Shanks' strong emotions through the screen. Isn't this guy going to hide it? ]

[Are you about to attack? ]

Shanks' words didn't make Monet think deeply, or it might be that Monet wanted to go somewhere else. She grabbed the silver ring, pointed the sword at Shanks, and asked, "Are you trying to lie to me again?"

"Huh?" Shanks was confused. No, this development is wrong!

"The last time you showed this smile was when you proposed to me that night and ran away from the engagement the next day!"

"I……"

"And last time, you tricked Bucky and I into going to the island next door, saying there was a goblin treasure there, and we almost couldn't come back!"

"That is……"

"Don't come here, you must have a conspiracy!! I won't believe you!"

Shanks was wronged: "I didn't, Nana."

Don't ask, the person involved regrets it now.

[Bucky is very excited now: "Ah, yes! Monet stab him! Stab him! Kill him!"]

[Shanks: "..."]

[Hahahahaha, you deserve it!Shanks! ]

[Let you run away from marriage and lie to others when you were a child! ]

[I felt relieved when I saw this, torture him!Don't believe him Nana! ]

[Yes, don’t believe Shanks’ lies!He just has a conspiracy!He wants to trick you into giving him a baby!Not alive!Go find Kizaru!The genes of the yellow ape are better! ]

[Hahahahaha, Shanks, you have today too!Nana, don’t forgive him so easily!Yes, make him anxious! ]

[Is it over?No one believes my confession now!Do it! ]

[Do you know you are wrong?Are you still running away from marriage? ]

[Don’t gloat, Nana might not have died if she had been with Shanks. ]

[grass!There is a knife!Are you an undercover agent sent by the author? ]

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