[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

"How do you know that her death was caused by being with you? Did you see it? Or did you guess it? What if it was the other way around? What about her death that was caused by not being with you?"

When dreaming back at midnight, Shanks often thought of Beckman's words. When he dreamed about the wedding, he wondered, had he done something wrong?

But she made Nana angry at him and cried. After the anger left, she would not come back to him.

He thought, next time, if they can meet again, he will tell Nana his feelings!What he said then was true!

God was still good to him, and his Nana still came to find him!He was not given up!Before he could be happy, he was kicked by her and hit in the face.

Well, as long as she is happy.

The crew members all gathered around Monet to say hello. Shanks, who had recovered his senses, got up and picked people apart one by one, "Hey, hey, hey, why are you surrounding Nana? Just go ahead and do what you have to do!"

The crew turned around and were startled to see their leader.

"Wow, boss, why are you looking like this?"

"What's wrong with me?"

There was a shoe mark on Shanks' face from his mouth to his forehead. He blinked and two nosebleeds flowed down.He wiped it directly on his arm and shouted in panic, "Ah ah ah, why do I have a nosebleed? Am I getting angry?"

Pirate member: "..."

Did you forget that you were kicked by Monet just now?

"Boss, you are also one of the four emperors after all. Can you care about your image? We are very embarrassed when you act like this!"

[Hahahahahahahaha, laugh to death!As soon as Shanks arrived, his style changed drastically! ]

[Shanks is also a style crusher! ]

[Can you look a little like the Yonko? ]

[I can never be serious in front of Monet. ]

[Thank you, Kizaru, for the opportunity Kizaru gave you! ]

[Remember to send an invitation letter to Kizaru when you get married! ]

[Garp and Kizaru will drive a warship to attend (tamp down) the wedding scene! ]

[I'm furious! ]

[Nana was moved, and pushed the piece of wood back to Shanks! ]

[Kizaru missed the opportunity. I wonder if Shanks can seize the opportunity that Kizaru bought with happiness? ]

[? ? ? ]

Shanks wiped it and ignored it, approaching Monet with the red mark on his face, "Nana, Nana, are you here to see me?"

Monet was not like Shanks with a silly smile on his face, but with hidden murderous intent, "Do you still remember what I said?"

"?"

"I told you that next time we meet, I will come to get you..."

"Ok?"

"Dog's life!"

Another kick, Shanks blocked it with both hands, and Monet attacked continuously.

"Nana, don't! Don't hit me!"

"Elephant kick!"

"Ok?"

"Smashing Melon Punch!"

"Ok??"

"Poison Dragon Diamond!!"

"???"

"The old man pushes the cart!!"

"????"

Crew member black question mark: "..."

Jesus Bu followed the two men, "Stop fighting, stop fighting! If you want to fight, fight on the next island! Are you going to dismantle the ship?"

Beckman: "The repair cost will be deducted from Shanks' funds."

Shanks: "No! Beckman, you can't do this to me!"

[Hahahahaha, where did Nana learn such dirty talk? ]

[Fucking made me laugh to death again! ]

[Shanks wanted to laugh as soon as he appeared on the stage. They are indeed a silly couple! ]

[Laughing, laughing, then crying! ]

"Where are you looking? Crows fly!"

Shanks was knocked down, and Monet sat on his back, folding his legs back. Shanks howled in pain and beat the floor, "It hurts, it hurts, it's broken! Nana, my feet are broken." It’s going to break!”

Jesus lay down in front of Shanks, like a referee in a boxing ring, stretching out his palms and counting, "Three, two, do you admit defeat?"

Shanks: "NO, NO, NO!"

Monet changed his move, "Deadly scissor kick!"

Shanks: "Cease to breathe! Cease to breathe!"

Jesus said: "Admit defeat or not?"

"Admit defeat! Admit defeat!"

Jesus spread the cloth and raised Monet's hand, "The winner is... Monet!"

In an instant, the Redfors burst into applause and whistles, "Boss, you are so inferior!"

"Shhh--Boss, you can't do it! How can you admit defeat?"

"How can a man give up so easily?"

Monet still wanted to kick his foot, but Jesus Bu stopped him, "Okay, okay, the boss has already admitted defeat."

"I don't care if he admits defeat or not, I'm going to chop him into meat paste and feed it to the fish!"

"You can't chop it into meat paste, but you can feed it to fish."

Shanks got up, dusted himself off, and flexed his bones, "Hey, Jesus Bu, how could you do this? Am I still your captain? And you, are you actually watching me get beaten like this?"

"Who makes you so inferior, boss?"

Shanks put his hands on his hips, "I don't care! I need to hold a party to comfort my wounded heart! Kids, let's hold a party to celebrate Nana's arrival!"

[I would like to be called the King of Banquets! ]

[Shanks, the man closest to the throne!Banquet King! ]

[Pirate: ...I didn’t expect you to have such red hair! 】

["Okay, now the whole world knows the stupid things you did, boss!"

"Banquet King? It sounds pretty good! Beckman, why are you hitting me?"]

In the evening, delicious food was prepared, but everyone was more interested in wine. Shanks piled the food in front of her, "Nana, let's eat, there's a party, be happy!"

Monet looked fierce, "I'm here to kill you!"

"Okay, okay, kill me. You need to be strong enough to kill me. Eat more Nana, you'll lose weight!"

[Ah, no, why didn’t Kizaru make people fat? ]

"Hmph, you'll be dead when I poison you!"

Shanks stopped stacking the food, and Monet looked very cute when he said harsh words. He smiled, showing a big smile, "Yeah, poison."

Monet was dissatisfied with his appearance. It was because he always smiled, so happy, sunny, and gentle, just like he did when he was a child, that she would never forget him. "I'm serious! That kind of poison that penetrates the intestines! It will rot from the inside within an hour after being eaten, and eventually turn into a pool of blood, without even bones!"

"Yeah, yeah, I know, this barbecue is delicious, hurry up and eat it!"

Monet looked at the skewers stuffed into the water and was furious, "Bucky is right, you are so annoying!"

[Bucky: "That's right! Shanks is so annoying! Kill him Monet!"]

Shanks had barbecue in his mouth and a glass of wine in his left hand, "Bucky? Have you met Bucky? Is he okay?"

"Hmph!" Monet turned his back, ignored him, and bit into the meat.

"Nana, why are you ignoring me?"

"Nana?"

"Go away! Do I know you well?"

"Nana, are you angry again?"

Although everyone was drinking happily, some people were still secretly observing the two people in the center.

"Do you think the boss can do it this time?"

"I see it hanging!"

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can do Chanel again! ! ]

[How much did Chanel pay you? ]

[Enter Shanks!What a twist! ]

Monet distanced himself and said in a cold tone, "Mr. Red-haired man, we don't know each other very well. Please keep your distance. Thank you."

Shanks moved over and said, "Mr. red hair, what kind of strange name is this? Shanks, it's Shanks Nana."

Monet crossed his hands and said, "It will be very troublesome if you approach me like this. After all, I have made an agreement with someone else for the rest of my life!"

"Bump!" The wine glass in Shanks' hand shattered, "Hey, hey, hey, this is no joke, Nana!"

The cadre looked at some people who had fainted and called out to wake up the domineering man, "Hey, boss, calm down your domineering attitude. Our ship needs to be repaired again!"

[Are you anxious?Telling you to run away from marriage? ]

[Fuck, did I miss something?What does it mean to make a promise for the rest of your life?who is it?Who stole the tower? ]

"who is it?"

"Seyana."

The domineering spirit disappeared, "This doesn't seem to be a man's name?"

"Who told you she was a man? Saiana is a very beautiful woman! She owns shares in many restaurants in Marineland!"

[It’s actually Siana! ]

[Kizaru: My ex-girlfriend likes the person I like now? ]

"Huh?" Shanks couldn't keep up with Monet's rhythm. Some people heard that the girl had spit out her drink, "Wait, isn't this a joke? Haha, haha, Nana, you scared me to death!"

"Who are you kidding? All bad men are unreliable! Only young ladies are reliable!"

"No!" Shanks grabbed the person's shoulder and shook him, as if to wake up Monet who had gone astray, "No, how can a girl be with a girl?"

"Why not! Let go! Your hands are full of oil!"

"No! I don't agree!"

"Why do you disagree?"

"I...I!" Shanks looked at Monet's face and was speechless. The crew members were all silently waiting for their leader's next words. Maybe they drank too much and the heat was rising, so Shanks blurted out. : "I am your unmarried man!"

"puff!"

"puff!!"

The drinkers all spat out their wine and coughed desperately.

Compared to Shanks who looked serious, Monet was confused, "Huh?"

[The red-haired pirates, laughing.Shanks covered his face and didn't want to look at anyone. 】

Shanks risked his life and blushed, "Didn't we have a wedding?"

Monet told the truth coldly, "But you ran away from your marriage!"

Shanks lowered his head and his voice became smaller and smaller, "I... wasn't ready?" He suddenly raised his head and said loudly, "I, I am ready now, please give me some face! Oh, I said it wrong... ...Huh? Nana, where are you taking me?"

Monet pulled him up and walked to the bow of the ship, letting Shanks stand on the edge, "Look into the sea."

Shanks lowered his head, and a little fire shone on the dark sea surface. "Nothing!!"

As soon as his butt hurt, he flew out and fell into the sea.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!"

The red-haired member did not go to save the people but instead burst into laughter and lay on the board laughing.

"Nana, why did you push me down?"

Monet squatted down and asked seriously: "How are you? Are you more awake?"

"I'm not drunk!!"

[Hahahahaha!God's way is reincarnation!Deserve it! ]

[This is the end! ]

[This way I feel relieved! ]

[I want to despise you. A Yonko or a general cannot compare to Luffy who can't find a hole! ]

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[? ? ? ]

[? ? ? ]

[Something's wrong!I looked down at my phone and saw a bus passing by! ]

[Did a big truck just run over my face? ]

[Fuck!How did you know?Take a step to speak! ]

[If you have the ability, put the blue numbers up and I’ll take a look right away! ]

[My □□ is xxxxx, and my email address is xxxxx. Good people have a safe life! ]

[Luffy tilted his head: "Why can't you find the hole? What kind of hole is it?"

"Pfft!" Bonebrook suddenly had a nosebleed. "It is the entrance to happiness..."

He was kicked away by Nami, "Don't talk nonsense!! Pervert! What are you thinking?"

Sanji: "Bah, you old pervert! You are disrespectful to ladies!"

Usopp: "Please wipe your nosebleed and thank you."

Robin: "Speaking of which, Luffy over there seems to be married to Miss Nara. They should be sleeping together."

"puff!"

Brooke and Sanji had nosebleeds again.

Franky: Trash! 】