[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Monet became a pirate hunter and caught pirates all the way to Shampoo Island. Then she and Kokon separated here and went shopping by themselves.

[In this family, the grandfather is in the navy, the father and one son are in the revolutionary army, the mother is a pirate hunter, and the two sons are pirates. They have all the dangerous professions in the world! ]

[This family is so complicated! ]

Shampoo Island is most famous for its bubble cars. When Monet approached the store, bosses kept recommending bubble cars to her, but Monet didn't buy one.

She walked and walked, and when passing by the square, an old man stopped her.

"Hey, little girl!"

Monet kept walking.

"Hey, that fierce little girl in the black hat in front of you!"

Monet paused, stepped back abruptly, and grabbed the old man's white slightly curly hair, "Old man, who do you think is cruel?"

"Ah! It hurts. Don't pull the old man's hair. The roots are not very fragile." The old man shouted. "Ah, Nana is still as fierce as before!"

Monet let go, "Who are you?"

"I, I am Rayleigh. Nana-chan~" The old man was sitting on the bench, wearing round glasses, smiling and looking at Monet.

"Rayleigh? Oh, I remember, you are the perverted uncle who likes little girls!"

"It's true that you like little girls, but who is the perverted uncle?"

"Perverted old man!"

"Why are you still so sharp-tongued? Sooner or later you will suffer."

"Humph!"

[Ahhh, Rayleigh!So handsome, this old man! ]

[Just be with Rayleigh, Rayleigh likes little girls! ]

[Ha ha ha ha ha! ]

[Rayleigh also likes to swim alone through the windless zone! ]

[Winter swimming monster! ]"

[Rayleigh: "..."

Xia Qi smoked and said nothing. 】

"Why did you call me?"

"It's nothing, I just looked familiar and screamed. I didn't expect it was really you." Rayleigh looked at Monet and sighed, "Ah, I didn't expect Nana-chan to grow up so much and become a big girl! That's the case! , Shanks has become a great pirate in his own right."

"laugh!"

"By the way, speaking of Shanks, how are you and him doing?"

Reilly was pulled by Monet's hair again, "Don't mention this person to me! I will get angry when I mention him! Sooner or later, I will chop him into meat paste and throw him into the sea to feed the fish!"

"Let go, let go, please respect me, an old man in his 70s! Well, what stupid thing did that boy Shanks do to make you angry?"

Monet pointed at Reilly, "Anyway, you just need to remember that between me and him, either he dies or I live!"

"Is it so bad? Shanks is still reading that book, right? I said Oden's stuff was unreliable... In short, Shanks' brain didn't work when he met Nana-chan. What did she do? , just hit him on the head."

[Rayleigh, an old man who is passionate about solving emotional problems between men and women, will also teach Luffy how to deal with Nara in the future. ]

[The old man is so evil! ]

[Hahahahaha, Rayleigh might as well open a marriage agency! ]

[Or emotional counseling? ]

The crowd suddenly became panicked, and passers-by knelt down in panic.

"Oh, troublesome people are coming." Rayleigh got up, "Let's go, find a place to hide."

A man as heavy as a pig wore a round fish tank and sat on the crawler's back, supported by slaves with collars around their necks.

In the middle of the road, no one looked up at him.

Dragon people.

"Ha... Ha Qiu!"

Suddenly a child sneezed and panic spread among the crowd.

"Who? Let me see which low-level person is so disrespectful to me? Bring him out!" said the fish tank man.

His soldiers found someone and dragged the child out. His mother crawled out crying and begging to be let go.

It's no use, the Celestial Dragon said that sneezing polluted his road, a capital crime!

A hat was blown up by the wind, fluttering, and landed at the feet of the Tianlong people. A blond girl ran out, "Ah, my hat, my hat!"

"..."

silence.

silence.

It's like the calm before the storm.

Reilly: "Gee, young people just have energy."

"Found it!" The girl came to the Tianlong people. She looked at the crushed hat and was speechless for a moment. Then she flew up and kicked the person in the face. "Look at the good thing you did! Do you know this?" It’s my favorite hat!!”

"Crack!" The fish tank shattered, its fleshy face deformed, and its body spun twice before falling down.

Everyone opened their mouths, but no sound came out. Some people couldn't bear the stimulation and fainted.

The soldiers finally reacted and surrounded the girl. Many pirates fled and hid.The Celestial Dragons are not scary. The scary thing is that beating the Celestial Dragons will attract the admiral!

Where did this idiot come from! !

[Which strong man is this? ]

[Monet! ]

[She is the only one who is so reckless! ]

Monet jumped onto the high roof, and someone asked her name below. If she dared to provoke, she couldn't be an ordinary person!

Monet pulled out a pirate flag from his bag, put on the weapon stick he just picked up, and stuck it on the roof.

"Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully! I will not change my name or surname. I am a member of the Red Hair Pirates. If you want to find me, go to the Red Hair Pirates! "

Monet jumped down to the other side of the building, leaving only the pirate flag of the red-haired pirates fluttering in the wind.

[Red-haired Pirates: "(⊙o⊙)Wow, cool! Boss, my sister-in-law is as capable of causing trouble as you are!"]

[Everyone in the Navy Headquarters office looked heavy. 】

[Why does Nana carry the red-haired pirate flag with her? ]

[Before, I took advantage of the sheep in the red-haired tent. ]

[Kill with a borrowed knife! ]

Monet fled in the alley, "Next time, hang up the Whitebeard flag."

[Whitebeard Pirates: "..."]

"No, no, this will bring trouble to Ace. Forget it, let's have red hair."

[Hahahahaha, red hair is easy to bully! ]

[If it brings trouble to Ace, then the red hair won’t be in trouble? ]

Monet walked in the alley, took off his coat, threw it into the trash can, passed his hand across his face, his hair changed color, he picked up a hat from somewhere, walked out, and passed by the navy soldier.

[Handsome guy, who are you? ]

[So cool in disguise! ]

There are more and more navies on the island, and it really seems to be getting bigger.

Monet took out a telephone bug in the hotel and broadcast a distress call.

"Blood!"

"Hey, this is Garp!"

[It’s you again, Garp! ]

[It’s okay dad, it’s okay old man! ]

"Dad! Help! I'm in trouble!"

"What? Nana? Why didn't you go home? Didn't I tell Smoker to send you home? It's very chaotic outside, and there are many bad people! Tell me, what trouble did you get into? Even if the sky falls, dad will I’ll support you!”

[Seriously, Garp is really a doting daughter! ]

[The beating is also a real beating! ]

[How did you ask an old man in his 70s to accept Nana’s death? ]

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Dad, I'm on Shampoo Island, and I beat the Celestial Dragons."

"..."

"Hello, Dad?"

"Oh, it's okay. Dad was too tired and just took a nap. What did you say? Who did you hit?"

[Hahahahaha, tactical nap! ]

"I defeated the Celestial Dragons, and now the navy is searching for me throughout the city."

"Ah, the Celestial Dragons, the Celestial Dragons!" Garp suddenly whispered, as if he was afraid of being heard by others, his voice was a bit gritted, "You have nothing to do to fight those garbage... ah, no, what are those people doing?"

"They were the ones who made the move first! They stepped on my hat!"

"..."

"dad?"

"Huh, you know you're going to find dad when you get into trouble? Why don't you listen to dad when he tells you not to cause trouble? You're more annoying than Luffy!"

"Dad~"

"Hmph! What should we do? I'm not in Marinefando!"

"Well, then we can only meet in prison in the future. It's all my fault. I embarrassed my father. I will surrender to the Navy headquarters later."

"Surrender? Surrender to what? Did Dad say he doesn't care about you? Just wait, Dad will call someone to pick you up. You can go to the Navy Headquarters for a few days and wait for the storm to pass."

"Okay, Dad. Thank you for your hard work, Dad. I love you!"

"Hey, hey! That's disgusting, girls, don't talk about love all the time!"

"beep--"

The phone hangs up.

[Is it so easy for Garp to talk? ]

[Nainai is so knowledgeable! ]

[Okay, now the Navy Headquarters has another dramatist! ]

"Blood!"

"Kuzan, how are you doing lately? Are you in Marineland? If you're not here, forget it!"

Kuzan, who was riding a bicycle on the sea, looked at the phone bug and was puzzled.

[Ah ah ah, Kuzan, do you know what you missed? ]

"Blood!"

"Hey, Kizaru, are you in Marineland? Yes, what, my daughter came to visit me, but I am out on duty now, help me pick her up and bring her to the headquarters. I haven't come back yet I've asked you to take care of her before. You said it's so dangerous for Nana to be a girl outside alone. There are so many bad people now! It's settled, I'll treat you to a drink when I come back!"

Kizaru looked at the hung up phone and moved his mouth, "Yeah~ I know how to summon people."

Although he said this, Kizaru still moved and said, "Someone happens to be causing trouble on Shampoo Island, so I will go pick them up."

[Come, come, my CP is finally meeting! ]

[Garp did a great job! ]

[Old man, come on! ]

In a high-end restaurant on Shampoo Island, there was a lady wearing a palace dress playing the piano in an open-air venue, while navy soldiers were in a hurry on the street.

After the song was finished, a shadow shone down, "Pap-pap-pap-pap", and the visitor applauded.

"Oh~ Is this Miss Monkey? She is so versatile!"

Monet turned around. She was wearing a small hat on the left side of her head, and a black silk screen covered her face. It was vaguely visible, but she could still tell that she was a beauty.

"Are you Mr. Porusalino?"

"Yeah~ Yes. I thought Lieutenant General Garp's daughter would look like him, but I didn't expect that she would be so beautiful."

"Hehehe, Mr. Salino is really good at talking!"

[Ah ah ah, Monet is so beautiful, I’m starting to think Shanks is ungrateful! ]

[Actually dressed up!Shanks doesn't even get this treatment! ]

[Just because of Kizaru's talking mouth, I stand firm! ]

"Yeah~ Salino?"

"It's too long to call me Porusalino, sir, do you mind?"

"Yeah~ Is that so? Then what do you call Miss Monkey?"

"Monet."

"Oh~ Nana-chan."

Monet looked at him. Kizaru sat down in the empty seat, but he was still taller than Monet.He imitated Monet's tone and said: "It's so long to be called Miss Monkey, Nana-chan, you won't mind, right?"

Monet smiled: "No. Nice to meet you, Mr. Salino."

"I'm also very happy to meet Nana-chan. But I have to catch the criminals later. These people will provoke the Tianlong people as soon as they arrive here. I don't know how many people they will cause trouble to, such as me, and Working overtime. Did you see anyone suspicious here, Nana-chan?"

"Is that so?" Monet was like an aristocratic girl, covering her mouth with her hand, "How scary, these people! But I didn't see anyone suspicious."

Kizaru looked down at the girl and exaggerated his mouth, "Ah, it's so wide that I can pinch it~"

[Hahahahahaha, so scary CP! ]

[Two gold disguised as bronze chatting, I can do it! ]