[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

[Ah...has Shanks been ruled out?Does Kizaru have a chance? ]

[Shanks is just getting into trouble now, and when he reacts, he will strike quickly. ]

[He just saw the future and got a head start. ]

[reaction?It’s been 12 years since I reacted, so let’s get rid of such a useless man! ]

[How many 12 years can a person have? ]

[I can’t even make it through this year! ]

[No, don’t remind me! ]

[I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen!What makes you so cruel?You must see me sad, sad, and in pain before you are satisfied?Why are you so heartless, so callous, so unsatisfactory? ]

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After Monet left the island, she spent a day on the sea. Kokon took her to Upside Down Mountain. Monet looked at his small sailboat and was silent, "Won't it fall apart if we go up like this?"

"Roar……"

"Can I be taken there from No Wind?"

"Roar!"

"You don't dare? Why don't you dare? You are a sea king who is known as the king of the sea! What are you afraid of? Show off your kingly spirit!"

"Roar?"

"Really! I think you are very handsome! I like you!"

The king of the offshore sea was so excited that he rushed into the windless zone at one go.

[Hahahahaha, Nana is so brave! ]

[Here we go, Nana uses what she learned from Shanks! ]

[Xiao Jin was taken out of the East China Sea by Monet. After entering the windless zone, something went wrong and he started to float. ]

[Kokon: People used to call me the King of the Near Sea, but now I realize that the world is so big and I want to see it. ]

[Ha ha ha ha ha! ]

After diving in, they were surrounded by the Neptunes. Monet looked at the Neptunes as big as an island, and then at Kokon, who was as big as a three-story villa, and fell silent.

The Neptune-like underground heads looked at the uninvited guests who broke into their territory.

Monet stretched out his hand, "Wait a minute!"

Neptunes make ethereal calls, and the sound waves travel far.

Monet took a deep breath and said, "Please give me some face and let me pass through!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

[Hahahahaha!If you don’t learn anything, just learn something that you don’t have! ]

[Shanks: Please give me some face and let Nana go! ]

[Face-saving couple! ]

Monet jumped on Xiaokon, "Xiaokon, run quickly!"

["Run" appears again! ]

[Shanks: "Hahahahaha, Nana is so interesting!"

People complained about Shanks' title, "Did you call me Nana?"

"What does it matter? That's what Shanks inside is called!"

"That Shanks there even ran away from his marriage!"

"That's why he is stupid! Who would give up the present happiness for an unattainable and illusory future? We are pirates! Today we have wine and today we will be drunk!"

The crowd looked completely in disbelief. Oh my god, is this their leader?Can you say something so philosophical?It won't be exchanged, right?

Beckman: "Maybe this is the so-called bystander who is trying to clear up the authorities."]

Monet sprinkled a handful of something and told Xiao Mian to sink and break through the water.

This generation was turned upside down by the Neptunes, and Kokon passed through the direct gaps between the Neptunes like a monkey.

There was also a Neptune creature blocking the way in the sea. When they were about to collide, Monet made a circle with her hand, and she and Kokon disappeared.

[Illusion? ]

[Is it so powerful? ]

After losing the boat, as a small offshore king, it will not frequently cause attacks by giant sea kings, and the possibility of being predated cannot be ruled out.

Monet held his breath, and Kokon rushed out of the windless zone in one breath. Kokon emerged from the sea, and Monet lay on top of it, turned over, and took a big breath: "Ah - Huh - Ah - hoo - oh my god, I escaped and never came back from there again, it's so scary!"

"Roar--"

Monet slapped Xiao Jin on the head and praised: "Not bad, Xiao Jin, you are quite smart!"

"Ho ho ho!" Xiao Jin shouted happily several times.

[Ah...this picture, Beauty and the Beast. ]

[Actually, at first glance, Kokon is quite cute. ]

[This is so strange! ]

Monet had nothing, all his things were left in the windless zone, and he just wandered around aimlessly with his help.Kokon is worthy of being a sea king, and he often looks for ships to attack, so Monet handed over all these distressed and displeased pirates to the nearby navy.

After several times, the navy gradually called her a "Neptune-type killer". What the hell?Why does it sound so ugly?When she got angry and left, she turned her back to the naval department and drew a knife. Several flashes of swords flashed across the reward department and in the blink of an eye, the reward department was cut apart by the silver ring sword.

Monet dropped his hat and walked forward, and the department collapsed.

"what happened?"

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!"

No one knew it was Monet who wielded the sword.

[This...I didn't even see it clearly just now! ]

[Nana’s temper is getting louder and louder!Only Garp's iron fist can cure her. ]

[Isn’t Shanks annoying?And he condoned it, and the three brothers also condoned it. ]

[Ace is always willing to ask for anything. Luffy and Nana are like two siblings, and they get into trouble together. ]

Monet touched the head of the King of the Near Sea and said earnestly, "Xiao Kon, if you send me to Shampoo Island, you can go on an adventure yourself."

"Roar?"

"No, I don't dislike you. You see, after the two of us got together, my [Sea King-type killer] was too ugly, and it would affect your domineering, right? You were the king of the offshore, right? Me and you Being together will only affect your performance. You see, it's obviously your fault, but others are adding it to me, right? They don't even take you, the King of the Offshore, seriously!"

Kokon's eyes glowed red and he became fierce, "Roar!"

"Yeah, I understand, then we've settled on it!"

[Who did you learn from this serious deception? ]

[Fooling, keep fooling! ]

[The Neptune killer made me laugh to death! ]

The two of them continued to move forward, and Monet changed the name to "Red Eyes and Snake Blade Princess". Monet tore the newspaper into pieces, "Who has red eyes? Who has red eyes?"

Turning around, she found Kokon looking at her, looking at two huge red ones, "Oh oh oh, four yes, Kokon, you have red eyes! Ah, this is our combination! Ah! What a bad name? Who is the snake? Knife? Who has the knife?"

Encountering heavy rain, Monet went to an island to take shelter. She found a small house on the island.

There are still people living on this desert island?

"Is anyone there? Can I get out of the rain?"

Monet opened the door and walked in. The room was quite neat, but a little dark.There was a scraped cloth on the wall, with a pattern drawn on it that looked like a bird standing on an arrow.Next to it is a bookshelf, and there are tarot cards scattered on the table.There was a reward notice posted on the right side of the cloth. Monet walked closer and saw that it was Ace.

"Second Captain Whitebeard Fire Fist Ace..."

"Huh..." A figure floated behind Monet. Her back felt numb and she immediately turned around. It was a gloomy witch.

She said: "There is someone..."

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a girl wearing a witch hat.A big blue hat, big black waves, waist-length, and a magician-style skirt.Holding a crystal ball in both hands.

She tiptoed and walked without making any sound.

It can’t be a ghost!

She suddenly felt depressed, "Sorry, I look like a ghost..."

Um... Did you say it accidentally?

[Ah ah ah, this is my sister-in-law!A meeting of history! ]

[Sister-in-law has a negative habit, just like Bebo! ]

[Bebo saw the name that was suddenly called and lowered his head: "Ah, Smith first!"

Luo: "No need to apologize!"]

[The members of the Whitebeard Pirates stretched out their heads to see, this is Ace's... our younger brother and sister?Ace is so immoral that he didn't tell us!Remember the location, we'll look for it when we have time! 】

[Ah ah ah ah, my sister-in-law is a magical girl, it pricks me so much! ]

[Negativity and the sun, isn’t it great? ]

The two were speechless for a while before Monet broke the silence, "I'm Monet, what's your name?"

"Lilith."

"Lilith, why are you posting this pirate's reward order? Do you have a grudge against him?"

"I was getting married."

"Uh-huh."

"He crashed the wedding and took me out."

"Uh-huh?"

"He said he would send me home, and when he came to this island, he asked me to wait for him here. I waited and waited, and waited. It's been a year, and Ace hasn't come yet."

Monet opened his mouth, not believing that this was what Ace did.

[It’s over, my mother discovered the scumbag’s behavior. ]

[You didn’t learn it from Shanks, right? ]

[Ace just forgot about it, he thought he was sending someone home! ]

Lilith turned around with a resentful look, "Do you know him?"

Monet was sweating profusely, "Huh? I don't know him. I've never heard of this person's name. No!"

[Hahahahaha, I actually pretended not to know him. ]

"Girl, listen to me, don't wait for him, pirates are not good people! They are all scum! You can live your own good life!"

Lilith floated to the table and sat down, "I know who you are, you are Ace's mother."

"!!"

"I figured it out."

"You know how to divination? Then why don't you divine Ace's whereabouts and go find him if you are so good? First of all, let me explain that what Ace did has nothing to do with me. You can go find someone to settle accounts, or you can do anything. In short, Don't come to trouble me!" Monet brushed off all responsibility.

[Dear, absolutely dear! ]

"I calculated it, but I didn't calculate a good day to go out. Every time I go out, it will be windy and rainy. If it's unlucky, I won't go out."

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, Lilith is a severe metaphysic poisoner! ]

[Hahahahaha, I don’t think I’m a good match for Ace, but I think I’m a good match for Hawkins. Both of them are fortune tellers and believe in metaphysics! ]

[Naluo also called Hawkins Huo Banxian. ]

"Ah..." Monet didn't know what to say.

Lilith suddenly stretched her head over and said calmly: "Do you want a fortune teller? It's very accurate. A discount of 1000 Baileys for each fortune."

"..."

[Lilith is cute too! ]

"The ends of your eyes are red, your face is rosy, and your lips are pink. You will have good luck in the future!"

Lilith said something, and Monet followed her wherever he went. Finally, he said with a cold face: "Impossible!"

[That's right, Monet met Kizaru next! ]

[Sister-in-law asks for fortune telling!Look at me, look at me! ]

It rained heavily for two days, and Monet left only after the sun came out. When leaving, Lilith said again, "Ace will have Mercury retrograde for some time in the future, so remember not to travel far away easily!"

"what?"

Lilith was nagging, "Although there will be love luck... why are you mother and son so lucky? Straw Hat Luffy is the same."

"Luffy?" She had already seen the eldest son's love luck. She was more curious about Luffy's, and she was more excited. "Which girl is blind... No, that, I was asking how is Luffy's love luck? What's the other person like? People? Is your relationship going well? When will you get married? "

[I think I met my mother who was urging me to get married. ]

[Luffy, you see even your mother despises you, cherish it.After all, it's hard to find someone who is blinded by a fall. ]

"The promise made in the previous life was fulfilled by the goddess. There are rules to follow for the origin of all fate."

Monet looked confused, "What the hell?"

[You mean Luffy and Narabe?I do not want! ! ]

[What?And past lives?Wouldn't it be Three Lives and Three Worlds? ]

Lilith sent Monet away, and she stared at the crystal ball, "Which one is better, red roses or yellow roses?"

[Yellow Rose can’t be...Kizaru, right?Red roses are redheads? ]

[Hahahahaha, what yellow rose?It's orange essence! ]