Hogwarts and the Unspeakable

For normal Hogwarts students, the welcoming session is the most boring, dull and boring part.

This is just like the "leadership inspection" link, which is useless but has to be done. Naturally, Gryffindor people hate these red tapes the most, even some Slytherin people. But that certainly doesn’t include Alan Appleby.

After all, there is someone else sitting on the rostrum, and the feeling of having your father sitting on the rostrum is completely different.

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"Welcome to Hogwarts, everyone!"

The old man with white beard, the most powerful mage in the world, Albus Dumbledore began his speech.

"Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few words: 'Idiot! Cry! Residue! Screw it!'"

The people on the podium looked speechless.

"thank you all!"

He sat down again and the students started cheering and applauding!

"I didn't expect to be able to eat so quickly this time!" said the guy sitting next to Draco.

"Sorry, please wait!"

This old man actually stood up again!

"I forgot to introduce some important guests here today."

This time, even the students and teachers at Hogwarts felt a little speechless. Only Professor Zillo looked no different - he was shaking all the time. Why is the headmaster of Hogwarts such an unreliable old man? Students began to doubt life.

"Uh-huh!" Albus pretended to cough to cover up his carelessness.

"Let us welcome Mr. Gerold Zebelin, Chief of the Mystery Division of the International Criminal Police Organization!"

Crackling crackling crackling.

applause.

But Allen had recognized him a long time ago - after all, Johnny Joestar was his riding teacher.

Even if he wants to eat, he still wears his iconic cowboy hat. What a pity, he is obviously a European executioner, why does he wear an American hat every day? In any case, Teacher Jonny values ​​​​himself very much, not to mention that Gerold Zeppelin is really handsome! He's just really handsome.

"Let us welcome Mr. Yuri, deputy secretary of the C.C.C.P Dzerzhinsky Tractor Manufacturing Plant!"

What should I do? Dzerzhinsky Tractor Factory? Doesn't it sound like this name is for equipment manufacturing? What's going on?

Even if the Soviet Union develops this thing, it should be opened at the famous Frunze Military Academy, right?

etc? Yuri?

Allen almost spat out the water in his mouth and almost choked!

I go? What's going on? ! Yuri?

"Draco? Who is the current boss of the Soviet Union?"

"Gorbachev? Who else could it be?"

Allen suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. But in my eyes, this dangerous man with a tube in the back of his head really looked like the famous Yuri!

Could it be that if he wanted to, he could control the minds of everyone here?

Allen felt very dangerous in his heart. Why could such a dangerous person come to Hogwarts?

Allen thought about this only in a moment. After the applause, the principal continued to introduce:

“Let us welcome the President and Vice President of the New York City Neoliberal Foundation:”

"President Fannie Valentine, and Mr. Bruce Wayne!"

I go I go I go!

This Hogwarts is so crazy, even the time travelers feel hesitant when they come.

Northwest Shanxi is in chaos. Fannie Valentine combined with Johnny and Jero is more guessable,

But Bruce Wayne? Could it be that the DC Universe has also inserted itself into this world?

What is going on in this world? This is not the Hogwarts you know at all?

Although Bruce Wayne looks like a tuberculosis ghost, he looks very thin. Once he takes off his clothes, he becomes a super muscular man. At night, he transforms into Batman, guarding the security and peace of Gotham City. But isn't he always active in Gotham City? What was he doing at Hogwarts?

But Allen was thinking even deeper at this time.

What happened that made it worthwhile for so many powerful people to come to Hogwarts together?

There must be some unpredictable danger!

The advantage of being able to predict the plot is worthless when it is destroyed in front of these foreign objects!

An uncontrollable sense of crisis enveloped Allen's heart!

Forget it, incredible things like time travel can happen to me, what else can't happen?

"Welcome the Vice President from China's Harbin Military Engineering Institute: Mr. Fahai!"

Alan was exhausted from shock. This Fahai didn't look like an old man, so he guessed it was the "Mighty Dragon" Fahai. Anyway, I am not a monster, I just have the blood of a deep diver. Fahai shouldn't be entangled in him, right? In other words, even if he is really a monster, he, a Bodhisattva from the East, has no control over the West. After all, this is God's area.

Sure enough, Fahai opened his eyes, his eyes were like lightning, and he ignored Allen.

He glanced at Allen one more time, but suppressed his breath, closed his eyes and said nothing.

U.S. imperialism is in charge of this, and it has nothing to do with us.

Allen felt that the number of shocks he received today was second only to the time when he saw those teachers with strange identities at home.

"Welcome, Lord Sir Humphrey Appleby, Permanent Under-Secretary for Administrative Affairs at the Ministry of Magic in the United Kingdom."

My father stood up and greeted everyone with a friendly attitude, just like a politician.

However, Allen could also feel the concerned smile given to him by Sir Humphrey.

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Next, it’s time to introduce the teachers of each subject this semester.

But Allen didn't listen to this - he already knew it.

Allen now began to think seriously.

What happened in the UK? How serious is this incident?

Can representatives of the originally hostile United States and the Soviet Union come together?

China, the United States, the Soviet Union, international organizations, the United Kingdom. Everywhere except France is represented - but given the colors of the French flag, this makes some sense.

Representatives of all powerful organizations from across the planet gathered together. Gather at Hogwarts.

So what kind of crisis occurred?

As the saying goes, if you don't have diamonds, you can't do porcelain work. If the crisis was not serious, the United States and the Soviet Union would never sit together so easily. Although according to the original history, there were still a few months until December 1991, 12. But at this time, it is even more difficult for them to sit together.

Thinking about it this way, there is only one possibility:

There was a crisis of global proportions, and one that concerned the UK. Even closely related to Hogwarts.

If one thing could attract Yuri, Batman and Fahai, it might be the end of the world, right?

Why did I encounter such a troublesome thing just after I started school?

I'm just a kid, I can't solve such a complicated incident!

Well, actually he knew there was nothing he could do.

Overall, it looks like now:

The original plot of Hogwarts has become a mess.

And this indicates the possibility of some kind of crisis,

This kept Alan awake at night.